“WHAT IN THE GLORP-FRAGGLENUTS WAS THAT TONIGHT?! FOUR GOALS AGAINST, THREE FOR US, AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A PACK OF SNIZZLEWOMPS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH END OF THE ICE TO DEFEND! The Red Wings are skating right through our defensive zone and you are giving up too many clean looks. Power plays zero-for-three, blocked shots too few, and every puck you touch seems to poof into the void.
Patrick Kane scores the game-winning goal while we stand around. Every shift, every pass, every reaction looks like spaghetti-flopping nonsense. I don’t want excuses, I don’t want ‘we’ll do better next time.’ Clean it up, earn your ice, fight for every puck, and show some pride! You are the SEATTLE KRAKEN, not a circus of wobblefrumps getting embarrassed at home. This performance was unacceptable, unprofessional, and un-Kraken-like. Snap out of it, or don’t bother showing up next time!”
— Lane Lambert
At least the firebirds won ig
We were flying so high in the beginning.
So many opportunities for rebounds just given away because nobody’s there.
Still a step up from last year’s strategy of endless passing, at least now we’re taking shots. Just get in there and get on the rebounds dang it
If we’re going to suck the ticket prices need to go down at least!
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“WHAT IN THE GLORP-FRAGGLENUTS WAS THAT TONIGHT?! FOUR GOALS AGAINST, THREE FOR US, AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A PACK OF SNIZZLEWOMPS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH END OF THE ICE TO DEFEND! The Red Wings are skating right through our defensive zone and you are giving up too many clean looks. Power plays zero-for-three, blocked shots too few, and every puck you touch seems to poof into the void.
Patrick Kane scores the game-winning goal while we stand around. Every shift, every pass, every reaction looks like spaghetti-flopping nonsense. I don’t want excuses, I don’t want ‘we’ll do better next time.’ Clean it up, earn your ice, fight for every puck, and show some pride! You are the SEATTLE KRAKEN, not a circus of wobblefrumps getting embarrassed at home. This performance was unacceptable, unprofessional, and un-Kraken-like. Snap out of it, or don’t bother showing up next time!”
— Lane Lambert
At least the firebirds won ig
We were flying so high in the beginning.
So many opportunities for rebounds just given away because nobody’s there.
Still a step up from last year’s strategy of endless passing, at least now we’re taking shots. Just get in there and get on the rebounds dang it
If we’re going to suck the ticket prices need to go down at least!