Day 26 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race – 5th Place Simulation
December 7, 2025
Day 26 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race – 5th Place Simulation
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Inb4 Pirates World Series
Skenes will have to pitch 600 innings
So that’s what it feels like to be eliminated by the blue jays
The jays got their revenge
This is the worst thing that has ever happened on December 7th
Blue Jays get their vengeance.
Almost had a replay of this years game 7
I saw that Blue Jay appear at the last second after seeing the Dodgers delaying on the last obstacle, I thought I was about to see the fuckin funniest thing imaginable.
And all of r/baseball cheered
Today is a good day
I love the tennis match that happens with the spinning blades
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
I swear if we lost to the dodgers in the end there….
The WS was spring training for this.
They could only defer this for so long…..
**BAH GAWD IT’S TORONTO WITH A STEEL CHAIR**
Damn this really is the most wholesome group of postseason teams now
*Eliminated teams in italics*
*Stats courtesy of Marble-Reference.com*
the bubble bath always seems to bail out the Brewers
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Finally I can rest. I wish it happened much earlier.
Thought for sure when it looked the Dodgers were on the ropes, here come the Blue Jays to finish. Anyway, I did enjoy the Dodgers getting tossed around by the hypno-titties
Dueling stripper tassels are no joke.
Well at least there won’t be a marble lockout in 2027 now.
Okay now we’re even.
#SNEKS WIN THE WEST
Finally!!! Ive been cheering against that marble for 26 days!
28 comments
Inb4 Pirates World Series
Skenes will have to pitch 600 innings
So that’s what it feels like to be eliminated by the blue jays
The jays got their revenge
This is the worst thing that has ever happened on December 7th
Blue Jays get their vengeance.
Almost had a replay of this years game 7
I saw that Blue Jay appear at the last second after seeing the Dodgers delaying on the last obstacle, I thought I was about to see the fuckin funniest thing imaginable.
And all of r/baseball cheered
Today is a good day
I love the tennis match that happens with the spinning blades
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
I swear if we lost to the dodgers in the end there….
The WS was spring training for this.
They could only defer this for so long…..
**BAH GAWD IT’S TORONTO WITH A STEEL CHAIR**
Damn this really is the most wholesome group of postseason teams now
SNAKES GET IN HERE WE WON THE DIVISION
**2026 Leaders – FTO (First thru Obstacle)**
*Rays 24*
*Cardinals 20*
Brewers 20
*Twins 18*
*Dodgers 17*
*Rangers 17*
*Record: 29 (2025 Dodgers)*
**2026 Leaders – DWF (Days with FTO)**
*Rangers 7*
*Cardinals 6*
*Rays 6*
*Twins 6*
*Yankees 6*
Active leaders: Brewers and Pirates, 5
*Record: 10 (2023 Mets)*
**2026 Leaders – ADF (Average Days with FTO)**
*Giants .063*
*Angels .067*
*White Sox .111*
Blue Jays .115
Diamondbacks .115
*Record: .050 (2024 Phillies)*
**2026 Leaders – OWA (Obstacle Win Average)**
Blue Jays .012
Diamondbacks .012
*Marlins .014*
*Royals .020*
*White Sox .022*
*Record: .013 (2023 Giants)*
*Eliminated teams in italics*
*Stats courtesy of Marble-Reference.com*
the bubble bath always seems to bail out the Brewers
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Finally I can rest. I wish it happened much earlier.
Thought for sure when it looked the Dodgers were on the ropes, here come the Blue Jays to finish. Anyway, I did enjoy the Dodgers getting tossed around by the hypno-titties
Dueling stripper tassels are no joke.
Well at least there won’t be a marble lockout in 2027 now.
Okay now we’re even.
#SNEKS WIN THE WEST
Finally!!! Ive been cheering against that marble for 26 days!
EVERYONE GET IN HERE!
