Edit: Love the “Who’s Your Grandaddy” blurb at the bottom too
I can’t wait until the dodgers visit citi. But also wrf are the Colts doing, haha. Are they seriously going to play a 44 year old 5 years retired as QB1? Did Rivers express interest in coming back? Or is this just out of the blue?

The post is an absolute Rag, but are undefeated in terms of back page, Sports headlines.
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(Sad trumpeting)
I can’t get over the “who’s your granddaddy?” at the bottom
The trumpets are playing Pink Pony Club now
And we were singin!
Aren’t trumpets without the valves actually bugles?
side note but as someone who doesn’t watch football, finding out rivers has 10 kids and a grandchild at 44 was wild
I’m in shambles
Tear ducts in the Mr. Met mascots head really should already be a thing.
Bye, bye Mrs. “I point at the sky”
Just wait until you see what happens when the Dodgers sign Mrs Met
Phillip Rivers makes this hilarious
Cannot wait for the trumpets 🎺 at Dodger stadium
I’ll admit, I feel bad for Mets fans.
God, I hate that song.
His name is Timmy Trumpet, not “Trumpets.” Boy, I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder.
I enjoyed Petrillo’s take
>After learning that both Harry Ford and Jose A. Ferrer play sax, and thinking about how the trumpets are moving west with Edwin Diaz, I declare this the most ska winter meetings ever
*sad trumpet noises*
They didn’t lose him over 3 million. The nice guys lost to the Chads.
Acting like 3M is a paltry sum and not life changing money for 99.9% of the population.
I don’t care what silly headline this fascist shitrag puts on the sports page.

Tackling Philip Rivers gonna be elderly abuse.
I doubt the aging 2026 Dodgers are going to be as good as the last 2 years, but without a better starting rotation and after losing their closer, the Mets are not going anywhere.
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Time to burn the trumpet Mr. Met.
Edit: Love the “Who’s Your Grandaddy” blurb at the bottom too
I can’t wait until the dodgers visit citi. But also wrf are the Colts doing, haha. Are they seriously going to play a 44 year old 5 years retired as QB1? Did Rivers express interest in coming back? Or is this just out of the blue?

The post is an absolute Rag, but are undefeated in terms of back page, Sports headlines.
[deleted]
(Sad trumpeting)
I can’t get over the “who’s your granddaddy?” at the bottom
The trumpets are playing Pink Pony Club now
And we were singin!
Aren’t trumpets without the valves actually bugles?
side note but as someone who doesn’t watch football, finding out rivers has 10 kids and a grandchild at 44 was wild
I’m in shambles
Tear ducts in the Mr. Met mascots head really should already be a thing.
Bye, bye Mrs. “I point at the sky”
Just wait until you see what happens when the Dodgers sign Mrs Met
Phillip Rivers makes this hilarious
Cannot wait for the trumpets 🎺 at Dodger stadium
I’ll admit, I feel bad for Mets fans.
God, I hate that song.
His name is Timmy Trumpet, not “Trumpets.” Boy, I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder.
I enjoyed Petrillo’s take
>After learning that both Harry Ford and Jose A. Ferrer play sax, and thinking about how the trumpets are moving west with Edwin Diaz, I declare this the most ska winter meetings ever
*sad trumpet noises*
They didn’t lose him over 3 million. The nice guys lost to the Chads.
Acting like 3M is a paltry sum and not life changing money for 99.9% of the population.
I don’t care what silly headline this fascist shitrag puts on the sports page.

Tackling Philip Rivers gonna be elderly abuse.
I doubt the aging 2026 Dodgers are going to be as good as the last 2 years, but without a better starting rotation and after losing their closer, the Mets are not going anywhere.