What are you putting under the tree for this man? And it can’t be trophies.
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Forgiveness for not saying “ope” when he cut in line at Festival.
I’ll be providing an alibi for his upcoming case for the charges he caught “allegedly” beating the crap out of a mall Santa in front of a bunch of small children. They claim he was repeatedly screaming “I said Jordan Love gets coal, damnit!”
That dirtbag?!? Heck no. No gifts at all. He laughed at my Grandma when she fell in the snow at Lambeau. Boo. Teams be warned.
A massive raise, an associate head coach promotion, and a guaranteeing he has no expenses within Green Bay city limits for as long as he’s a coach there.
Micah Parsons merchant.
I heard Hafley doesn’t accept gifts, he only steals gifts from others
He’s a grinch. He straight up STOLE Micah Parsons from Jerry Jones. Coal in his socks!
Dude was already a top HC candidate going into the season, and we got him Micah Parsons. He has his christmas gift, lol
hafley holidays
Red bull, diet coke and gift cards to Kwik Trip.
Hafley doesn’t make a fresh pot of coffee when he takes the last cup.
I heard he slapped a Salvation Army volunteer at the Green Bay festival foods for annoying him with his constant bell ringing!
He wants a ring
He needs to give us a gift and stay 4 more years with Parsons
A 4th round pick for Rashan Gary
This guy? I heard he pushes down kids at laser tag.
I’m promoting him to President of Defensive Operations and giving him authority over the defense indefinitely. He can also choose the special teams coordinator.
He knocked over my kids ice cream cone and just walked off laughing.
No. He’s terrible and should never be thought of as head coaching materiel ever again.
I hear he doesn’t round up his purchase to donate to the Red Cross at Lowe’s nor does he round up to donate to the United Way at Home Depot. In fact, I even hear he doesn’t even like to Save Big Money when he shops at Menards…
Sounds like a Grinch to me. Nobody wants that type of character as their HC.
This will be his last season at the Packers. Hopefully they can win the Super Bowl before he gets a new HC job.
Why would anyone give a horrible human being like this a Christmas gift? I heard he got busted last week taking money out of the Salvation Army bucket in De Pere!
Steel toed boots for him to more effectively kick puppies with.
The New Jersey Giants head coaching role.
I think we get him a Super Bowl there is a small chance he might stay as DC
He might already be the Giants HC, unfortunately
Go coach a crap team or have a chance at a ring?
Parsons was his gift for the next four Christmases
28 comments
Forgiveness for not saying “ope” when he cut in line at Festival.
I’ll be providing an alibi for his upcoming case for the charges he caught “allegedly” beating the crap out of a mall Santa in front of a bunch of small children. They claim he was repeatedly screaming “I said Jordan Love gets coal, damnit!”
That dirtbag?!? Heck no. No gifts at all. He laughed at my Grandma when she fell in the snow at Lambeau. Boo. Teams be warned.
A massive raise, an associate head coach promotion, and a guaranteeing he has no expenses within Green Bay city limits for as long as he’s a coach there.
Micah Parsons merchant.
I heard Hafley doesn’t accept gifts, he only steals gifts from others
He’s a grinch. He straight up STOLE Micah Parsons from Jerry Jones. Coal in his socks!
Dude was already a top HC candidate going into the season, and we got him Micah Parsons. He has his christmas gift, lol
hafley holidays
Red bull, diet coke and gift cards to Kwik Trip.
Hafley doesn’t make a fresh pot of coffee when he takes the last cup.
I heard he slapped a Salvation Army volunteer at the Green Bay festival foods for annoying him with his constant bell ringing!
He wants a ring
He needs to give us a gift and stay 4 more years with Parsons
A 4th round pick for Rashan Gary
This guy? I heard he pushes down kids at laser tag.
I’m promoting him to President of Defensive Operations and giving him authority over the defense indefinitely. He can also choose the special teams coordinator.
He knocked over my kids ice cream cone and just walked off laughing.
No. He’s terrible and should never be thought of as head coaching materiel ever again.
I hear he doesn’t round up his purchase to donate to the Red Cross at Lowe’s nor does he round up to donate to the United Way at Home Depot. In fact, I even hear he doesn’t even like to Save Big Money when he shops at Menards…
Sounds like a Grinch to me. Nobody wants that type of character as their HC.
This will be his last season at the Packers. Hopefully they can win the Super Bowl before he gets a new HC job.
Why would anyone give a horrible human being like this a Christmas gift? I heard he got busted last week taking money out of the Salvation Army bucket in De Pere!
Steel toed boots for him to more effectively kick puppies with.
The New Jersey Giants head coaching role.
I think we get him a Super Bowl there is a small chance he might stay as DC
He might already be the Giants HC, unfortunately
Go coach a crap team or have a chance at a ring?
Parsons was his gift for the next four Christmases