Toronto Maple Leafs Decode Corporate Lingo

I’m going to be in trouble. These are There’s no chance I was going to get that. These are things people say. How many guys are going to know all of these? You guys picked the wrong guy. I’m not good with this KPI. I don’t even have a sniff of what I think this one kinetic performance and tell. The only word I start is kangaroo. Uh key personal indicator, keys, pen, ice, coffee. I want to say consumer price index, but I feel like that’s not right. Key performance interview integration. Intel. I don’t know. I don’t care. Key performance indicator. Yeah, that was not in my top 100 things. I was going to guess. PTO, player try out contract. I only know what this means in hockey. Professional try out in the barber world. A professional try out obviously. Try out for sure. Try out. But the first with the P it’s performance. Try out maybe paid time off. I didn’t do I only did two years of school. PTO. Paid time off. PTO. thing is paid time off. Try to get my buddies to go golfing with me and see if they got to take a little PTO. You guys know that I’m Swedish, right? And you guys did this to me. This is not very nice. Earnings on demand. I don’t know. Experience on demand. Oh no. My energy is ah depleted. That’s all I got. End of day. Who says that? Oh, we got to get to the EOD. Just say end of the day. I’m going to look back at it and just be like, how did I not get that? Executive office downstairs. End of day. Yes. Let’s go. EOD. End of day. I’ll need that by the end of the day, please. Eat on desk. End of day. That one was probably the easiest one. You guys say that EOD like in an email. Yeah. I would not understand a single email. [Music] ROI. No. Return on investment. ROI. Return on investment. ROI. Return on investment. Raise. Occupation. That’s not right. This is not right. But I was going to say reason of income. That’s the only the only thing I can kind of put together. ROI is return on investment. That’s one. ROI. Return on investment. Let’s go. ROI, return on investment. Nailed that. [Music] Are you guys being serious right now? Those zeros or O’s? Bankrupt. 0.0.0. Some type of score. 0.0 or not interested. O’s. Well, that’s not on me. O. Out of office. Official off day. Out of original. Out of office. There we go. I’ve never had an office job. That’s why I didn’t know where it was. Out of office. And they say O. Anytime anyone emails me about something, I’m just going to start saying oh. Sorry. Oh, what is lowhanging fruit? Uh, is that just like an easy task? So, you can grab the low hanging fruit. I don’t know. We got to take tackle the low hanging fruit first. I can see the last one. Uh, I’m going to guess it’s LHF. Oh, low hanging fruit. Close to the ground. Might be rotten because of the humidity in the morning. So, something that is not great. I’ll go with that. Focus on easily achieving goals. Just like easy easy picking, low hanging fruit means like I don’t know achievable goals. Lowhanging fruit is something that I think can be achieved uh easily with the answer on the back.

Toronto Maple Leafs players Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Auston Matthews, Simon Benoit, John Tavares, Dakota Joshua, Bobby McMann, Morgan Rielly, Anthony Stolarz, William Nylander, Chris Tanev, Joseph Woll, Matthew Knies, Brandon Carlo, Scott Laughton, Max Domi and Steven Lorentz attempt to decode corporate lingo.

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