Our odds against the Cardinals according to analysts
December 10, 2025
I knew we were gonna be favored, but it's so weird seeing it almost be unanimous
33 comments
Yeah it’s a trap game
They’re finally catching on
Don’t get too comfortable, this is the Texans after all.
We never needed the Chris Mahomes Collinsworth national media and we sure as shit don’t need them now. Go ahead and pick az. We got our boys backs!
Tbh the cardinals are not as bad as their record. Have a pretty good offense
Oh now everyone picks us
Feels about right
Our offense still isn’t very good
Ughhhh lame, thats our season guys, /gg
Im not even buying into this as a trap game, we are going to win this stop being weiners.
I don’t like it…
I LOVE IT!
You know id agree that this could be a trap game, however we’ve been ran through the gaunlet and I think the teams character that was forged through the hardships and that came out of it all wont allow for this team to “stop and smell the flowers”.
Kamari’s attitude on his interview with McCoy and Acho summed it up perfectly. The mission continues, the objective is still not completed. The war goes on.
My only prayer is that this team is continuing to not look at the outside noise and distractive nature of sports media. I want the team to keep that hungry counted out underdog workmanship mindset that has gotten us past 4 playoff teams in the last 5 games.
Go Texans, don’t get me wrong, but these dicks also just near unanimously picked the Chiefs to beat us last week.
Look at these bandwagoner analysts
Trap game we need to keep the same intensity we had last week
Why do they nearly always project the other team’s points scored will be higher than our current average?
This feels wrong somehow. Like the universe is trolling us…..
Trap game. Wouldn’t past us to lose this game after beating Bills Colts and Chiefs back to back to back. We don’t have the luxury of not taking anyone seriously
I miss how the media slept on the Texans.
Favored, but we’re 9.5 point favorites and most of them are NOT expecting us to cover. I do love that they expect the Cardinals to score more than the Chiefs.
When MJD picks the Texans, I always feel like something is up. Don’t like it
This terrifies me
I don’t like this.
I think it’s going to be a tougher game than expected.
More like we are winning 13-2
Crazy that they think th cardinals will score more on us than the chiefs.
Oh no
The amount of people calling this a trap game is making me nervous. This would kill the tank. Pls god no.
Listened to Demeco on a podcast appearance today, they are not taking this game lightly. He says the Cards are a lot better than record suggests (which is true, they’ve been competitive in most games)
Never Good when we are favorite
I don’t like all this positive attention we’re getting…
Trap game, but I’ve got this. Work gave me a ticket for the game. Last time that happened we came back against the Bucs on the back of Ogunbowale’s field goal.
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Yeah it’s a trap game
They’re finally catching on
Don’t get too comfortable, this is the Texans after all.
We never needed the Chris Mahomes Collinsworth national media and we sure as shit don’t need them now. Go ahead and pick az. We got our boys backs!
Tbh the cardinals are not as bad as their record. Have a pretty good offense
Oh now everyone picks us
Feels about right
Our offense still isn’t very good
Ughhhh lame, thats our season guys, /gg
Im not even buying into this as a trap game, we are going to win this stop being weiners.
I don’t like it…
I LOVE IT!
You know id agree that this could be a trap game, however we’ve been ran through the gaunlet and I think the teams character that was forged through the hardships and that came out of it all wont allow for this team to “stop and smell the flowers”.
Kamari’s attitude on his interview with McCoy and Acho summed it up perfectly. The mission continues, the objective is still not completed. The war goes on.
My only prayer is that this team is continuing to not look at the outside noise and distractive nature of sports media. I want the team to keep that hungry counted out underdog workmanship mindset that has gotten us past 4 playoff teams in the last 5 games.
Go Texans, don’t get me wrong, but these dicks also just near unanimously picked the Chiefs to beat us last week.
Look at these bandwagoner analysts
Trap game we need to keep the same intensity we had last week
Why do they nearly always project the other team’s points scored will be higher than our current average?
This feels wrong somehow. Like the universe is trolling us…..
Trap game. Wouldn’t past us to lose this game after beating Bills Colts and Chiefs back to back to back. We don’t have the luxury of not taking anyone seriously
I miss how the media slept on the Texans.
Favored, but we’re 9.5 point favorites and most of them are NOT expecting us to cover. I do love that they expect the Cardinals to score more than the Chiefs.
When MJD picks the Texans, I always feel like something is up. Don’t like it
This terrifies me
I don’t like this.
I think it’s going to be a tougher game than expected.
More like we are winning 13-2
Crazy that they think th cardinals will score more on us than the chiefs.
Oh no
The amount of people calling this a trap game is making me nervous. This would kill the tank. Pls god no.
Listened to Demeco on a podcast appearance today, they are not taking this game lightly. He says the Cards are a lot better than record suggests (which is true, they’ve been competitive in most games)
Never Good when we are favorite
I don’t like all this positive attention we’re getting…
Trap game, but I’ve got this. Work gave me a ticket for the game. Last time that happened we came back against the Bucs on the back of Ogunbowale’s field goal.