Still in denial that Tyler Rogers will likely never wear the orange and black ever again. Maybe a rant to strangers on the internet will help me heal…

Longtime Giant with a large fanbase. The perfect pitching motion. Tailor made to be immortalized in bobblehead form.

Then for half a season, it wasn’t just tailor made… it was Taylor made! How in the world did the marketing team not immediately design a twin brothers combo bobblehead? Why were we robbed of a special two-piece set with a lefty overhand and a righty submarine delivery?

And perhaps what I’m most salty about…Dereck Rodriguez goes off for six weeks? Give the man a bobblehead. Tyler Rogers reigns as the most effective middle reliever in baseball for this decade? No bobblehead.

Dude throws the single most replayable pitch of this century… a swinging strike on a rising slider to the face. Still no bobblehead.

What the heck does a guy gotta do to get recognized?!

Congrats Tyler, you earned this payday. Thanks for all the memories. Say hi to Gausman for us. And go get that ring.

I suppose that now I can stop dusting your spot on the shelf.

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