Crazy Mitch Morse story: He pooped his pants playing with the Bills
December 14, 2025
Crazy Mitch Morse story: He pooped his pants playing with the Bills
19 comments
What’s crazy about this? I’ve shit myself on a heavy squat at the gym before, me and Mitch are just two normal guys doing normal things that normal guys often do
Slow news day?
That tracks Im touchin cotton every time Josh tries to truck stick a lineman, Mitch has seen in up close, props to him for only doing it once.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.
Wow, a literal shit post
Does anyone know what game he’s referring to?
Adrenaline makes the body do crazy things
My buddy played hockey with one guy around 13-14 years old. Said guy got destroyed along the boards, got up and skated by the bench laughing while saying “coach i just shit myself”
Everyone in the trenches on the next play:
Smart football. Imagine trying to get behind a guy that just did that.
There Will be poop
He said like 5 other guys shit their pants on the Bills that same season!
Okay this is really cool actually! What game was it though?! Don’t leave us on a cliffhanger, Mitch!
Shit happens.
We have a rule at work, anyone who shits their pants will forever get the nickname “Shitty ______” followed by their name. So now I will forever refer to Mitch Morse as “Shitty Mitch”
Back in the day on the sidelines mid game I knew dudes who’d either ball a towel up in their pants and piss into that or take a knee and poke the head just through the bottom of the pants leg and whizz into the ground right there.
To be fair, I’d shit my pants too if Josh touched my ass.
There’s poop on this team 🤓
Well, at least he gave a shit about the product on the field. You think McDermott would ever? Fat chance.
19 comments
What’s crazy about this? I’ve shit myself on a heavy squat at the gym before, me and Mitch are just two normal guys doing normal things that normal guys often do
Slow news day?
That tracks Im touchin cotton every time Josh tries to truck stick a lineman, Mitch has seen in up close, props to him for only doing it once.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.
Wow, a literal shit post
Does anyone know what game he’s referring to?
Adrenaline makes the body do crazy things
My buddy played hockey with one guy around 13-14 years old. Said guy got destroyed along the boards, got up and skated by the bench laughing while saying “coach i just shit myself”
Everyone in the trenches on the next play:
Smart football. Imagine trying to get behind a guy that just did that.
There Will be poop
He said like 5 other guys shit their pants on the Bills that same season!
Okay this is really cool actually! What game was it though?! Don’t leave us on a cliffhanger, Mitch!
Shit happens.
We have a rule at work, anyone who shits their pants will forever get the nickname “Shitty ______” followed by their name. So now I will forever refer to Mitch Morse as “Shitty Mitch”
Back in the day on the sidelines mid game I knew dudes who’d either ball a towel up in their pants and piss into that or take a knee and poke the head just through the bottom of the pants leg and whizz into the ground right there.
To be fair, I’d shit my pants too if Josh touched my ass.
There’s poop on this team 🤓
Well, at least he gave a shit about the product on the field. You think McDermott would ever? Fat chance.