You guys should see the email im about to send jon horst
December 16, 2025
You guys should see the email im about to send jon horst
5 comments
Dear Jon,
Fire Doc.
Thank You,
Milwaukee
i’m brazilian and the things i’d say to jon would make trump launch a full scale invasion here
I mean Horst can get fucked right along with Doc. Ship them both off.
Dear Jon,
I feel like I can call you Jon because you and I are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to dunk some balls. I know I can’t jump as high as you but I think you would be impressed by my speed.
It would seem we are backed into a bit of a pickle.
We can either:
A) Rely on free agency patchwork to try and cobble together a stick figure resembling a team in hopes that it makes Giannis happy. Probably fire Doc but unless you find a hall of fame coach to replace him it won’t matter.
B) Trade Giannis.
If I were a bitter man I would recollect how you, my hero, my prince, got us here by constantly mortgaging our future and didn’t hit on draft picks. But you got us a championship. You are forgiven and loved. Especially since you couldn’t pay me to have to decide what to do here.
5 comments
Dear Jon,
Fire Doc.
Thank You,
Milwaukee
i’m brazilian and the things i’d say to jon would make trump launch a full scale invasion here
I mean Horst can get fucked right along with Doc. Ship them both off.
Dear Jon,
I feel like I can call you Jon because you and I are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to dunk some balls. I know I can’t jump as high as you but I think you would be impressed by my speed.
It would seem we are backed into a bit of a pickle.
We can either:
A) Rely on free agency patchwork to try and cobble together a stick figure resembling a team in hopes that it makes Giannis happy. Probably fire Doc but unless you find a hall of fame coach to replace him it won’t matter.
B) Trade Giannis.
If I were a bitter man I would recollect how you, my hero, my prince, got us here by constantly mortgaging our future and didn’t hit on draft picks. But you got us a championship. You are forgiven and loved. Especially since you couldn’t pay me to have to decide what to do here.
Good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan
Sent from my iPhone
*Horst intently clicks open on your email*
