With the Eagles win tonight, the Dallas Cowboys are officially ELIMINATED from playoff contention

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  1. We can officially update the Cowboys NFCCG drought to THREE decades. No Gen Z or younger human has been alive for a Cowboys 2nd round playoff win.

    Please update your trash talking points accordingly.

  2. Every other team in the NFC has appeared in the NFC Championship Game at least once since 1995.

  3. “We’ll see yall in the NFC Championship game”
    – Dak Prescott (to the Rams) 2025 preseason

  4. Excited to see which player of theirs has the multi month new contract saga this offseason – only really interesting thing to happen to them every year tbh

  5. Jerry Jones 3 years ago:

    > “I do think longer term, and I’m real hesitant to bet it all for a year. We’re seeing a team that’s had some real success putting it all out there but is going to pay for it later in Philadelphia. That’s pretty impressive to empty the bucket and get to the superbowl, but if you miss it is a long go”

    Jerry Jones 2 years ago:

    > “I would anticipate we will be all in at the end of this year. You will see us this coming year not build it for the future, we will be going all in”

    Jerry Jones 1 year ago:

    > “We’re not building for the future here. Brian’s hiring was not a future get a coach and get him ready to play. This is a hit the ground running hire”

  6. “What does a Dallas fan do after they win the Super Bowl?”

    “They turn the Xbox off.”

    Not an original joke but always a good one.

  7. “America’s team” my ass. Irrelevant franchise for 30 years now and hopefully stays that way for the rest of time.

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