MASON MARCHMENT EARNS HIS 1ST DONKEY OF THE GAME AFTER A 2-GOAL PERFORMANCE! 🫏

With 2 goals in his 2nd game, Mush is taking home the donkey for the holidays! 🫏

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  4. Great 1st 2 games for Marchment.. Welcome to Columbus.. F¥€£ING GREAT TO SEE Z up & walking without assistance… get rest, enjoy the Christmas break, comeback and Sunday and kick the Islanders Ass…

  8. Chief Jared Isaacman & "Winnie The Pooh" are like,
    You Know,
    The Columbus Blue Jackets had the right idea
    When they decided to think to themselves,…hmmm

    I wonder what that "Meteor" With the last name,

    MARCHMENT

    would look like if he was on the Ice,
    (Rockin' our Jersey with that BIG ol' SWOOPING STAR LOGO
    on the front of it,
    That looks like it's "Zingin' out loud,…
    "…I'm SAILYYYN!!!…"~

    The Legendary

    A N T H O N Y K I E D I S

    (From The Legendary)

    R E D H O T C H I L L I P E P P E R S

    While PLAYING Hockey,
    For "US" Not "THEM" )

    AND LOW AND BEHOLD,…The Columbus Blue Jackets
    decided to bring his crazy ASs back,
    from being behind the 8 Ball
    Hidden in The EDMONTON OILERS very own ZACK HYMAN'S
    only
    Tape Cassette copy of
    The Legendary "Dark Side Of The Moon" that
    They kept stashed in THE KRAKEN

    THE WALL

    behind the BED
    Back in Seattle,…and when Amber,
    Syd and Nancy
    Heard the news from "Debbie" ,That
    MARCHMENT
    went and got the hell outta Dodge,
    So as to get with The Legendary Christopher
    (Cross)
    They told Harry,Meg & Ryan,…and The Legendary
    HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS about MARCHMENT
    and man,…when Billy Corgan over Heard thru the Wall
    ABOUT the really "Smashing" news,… he started crying
    "JUST Like a WOMAN…"~

    The Legendary

    B O B D Y L A N
    Yeah,
    (Can You Believe it!?)
    And,…listen, I don't know if it was because
    They were all "Sleepless In Seattle" doing

    The Legendary

    BILLY CRYSTAL

    all night,and all day,
    and all night and then all day again,…
    but they all of a sudden just stopped,they were doin'
    ("Just Like …"~
    The Machines In The Legendary Movie

    T H E M A T R I X

    (As if Kurt and Christ rolled in on Rollerblades with Johnny Kemp & Starbucks
    Singin in unison "It's Friday night,…We Just Got Payed…"~
    So "Here We Are Now Entertain US!!!…)

    and looked at "DEBBIE" while all saying at the very same time

    "MARCHMENT went were?!"…I didn't know he owned ice skates.

    ,…"What The "H"!…?"~

    "OH WOW!"~

    The Legendary

    C H R I S R O C K

    The Legendary
    JOHN LITHGOW is like,
    No,…No ….No,…No,No! why,
    jj please Stop!…Ok?
    You never get it right!
    that's "3rd ROCK!…(not CHRIS ROCK)
    From The Sun.

    The Legendary DAVID LYNCH is like jj,
    It's extremely rare to make "A Perfect SHAKE"

    And just then

    The Legendary

    S Y D B A R R E T T

    Is like "What The "H"…?"

    And Grabbed his guitar and JOHN LITHGOW looked Shocked!
    As Syd Started strummin' some Masonic melody
    Full of Odd Mod Psych
    Rock Chords and then,…without warning
    Went and belted out,…"Hey Mason!!!
    (& Ireland!")

    "SHYYYN ON YOU CRAAAAZY DIAMOND!!!…"~

    The Legendary

    P I N K

    ( wearing Floyd's Roller Skates )

    Is like hey jj?,
    Have You Seen a picture of
    JOY CORRIGAN aka "Goals" wearing those

    "Super Fly"

    The Legendary

    C U R T I S M A Y F E I L D

    NEW K2 black & White Inline Skates?

    GRETZKY's COFFEY & LUC are like,
    jj,…
    (is it true that's you?)

    #55 BYFIELD'S like,…

    "WHAT THE "H"!…?"~

    The Legendary

    N O R M M A C D O N A L D

    "

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