He’ll be playing in the motherfucking Super Bowl! GO HAWKS!
I love Byron, please explain why my ass gonna feel the slime please.
Byron Murphy legacy game incoming? 👀
ALLLL PRO
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
SWITCH EM DOWN NEPHEW
You know, at this point I cant even look at pro bowls as a legit accomplishment. If Travis fucking Kelce in his worst season can get in, then its meaningless. It lost all meaning when Russ made it as a BRONCO and Tyler Huntley.

He wouldn’t be able to play in it anyway.

Can someone translate this to Boomer?
Take that disrespect as fuel against the next 5 opponents.
Hawks aren’t gonna be in it anyway not before they play in the Super Bowl
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give em da slime murph
I would just post articles of him not making the Pro Bowl in his locker. Every game a different article. He’s going to go off in the playoffs.
Here’s hoping no Seahawks actually make it to the Pro Bowl because they’re getting ready for one more game instead.
He balls, too
apparently #1 seed can’t have 7 pro bowlers
Tonsils will be tickled at last
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Condolences to the Panther prince Bryce Young’s family. He will be missed.
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[Murphy has been better](https://www.sports-reference.com/stathead/football/versus-finder.cgi?player_id2=CartJa05&year_min=2025&player_id1=MurpBy01&seasons_type=forall&request=1&utm_medium=sr_xsite&utm_id=MurpBy01&utm_source=pfr&utm_campaign=2023_01_wdgt_player_comparison) than Carter by every metric this year. But the NFL is absolutely obsessed with that dude.
Voters must love Jalen Carter’s drag racing skills
The league isn’t ready for Slime-ron Murphy
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I will weep for Bryce Young.
Pause that didn’t sound right Murph 😂
pause
Byron’s right. Fuck the Pro Bowl
He’ll be playing in the motherfucking Super Bowl! GO HAWKS!
I love Byron, please explain why my ass gonna feel the slime please.
Byron Murphy legacy game incoming? 👀
ALLLL PRO
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
SWITCH EM DOWN NEPHEW
You know, at this point I cant even look at pro bowls as a legit accomplishment. If Travis fucking Kelce in his worst season can get in, then its meaningless. It lost all meaning when Russ made it as a BRONCO and Tyler Huntley.

He wouldn’t be able to play in it anyway.

Can someone translate this to Boomer?
Take that disrespect as fuel against the next 5 opponents.
Hawks aren’t gonna be in it anyway not before they play in the Super Bowl