Watching Penn State’s bowl game and just found our new punter.
December 27, 2025
What would he and the thicker kicker be called?
10 comments
Booty Punt Bandit
I think we’re good on that position papi
Plump punter
The Thicker Kickers. You won’t know if the FG unit is gonna actually kick it or truck stick the fuck out of you
Can he squat 700 tho
Our current punter isn’t exactly a lil guy
We have a great punter
Evans is probably stronger than this guy on the lifts that are more relevant to a punter, squat and deadlift. Pretty wild to have a punter with a 600+ lb squat and 700+ lb deadlift. Evans is a freak.
Hey all, if it wasn’t clear, this is more of a joke post because of his size and our current kickers thickness.
10 comments
Booty Punt Bandit
I think we’re good on that position papi
Plump punter
The Thicker Kickers. You won’t know if the FG unit is gonna actually kick it or truck stick the fuck out of you
Can he squat 700 tho
Our current punter isn’t exactly a lil guy
We have a great punter
Evans is probably stronger than this guy on the lifts that are more relevant to a punter, squat and deadlift. Pretty wild to have a punter with a 600+ lb squat and 700+ lb deadlift. Evans is a freak.
Hey all, if it wasn’t clear, this is more of a joke post because of his size and our current kickers thickness.
Ethan is a stud