Giants rule TE Theo Johnson out with an illness for tomorrow’s game vs. The Raiders 28 comments Damn, they really are trying to win Ugh we’re trying to win now? Theo caught an illness before catching an important pass from Dart lmaooo As someone who wants us to lose, Bellinger might actually cook since he can catch passes from Dart. Got a bad case of tankitis. Come on Kafka, announce Russel as the starter Ok. Raiders turn. Who’s out now? Theo being out is only going to help us damnit Is this game just going to be played by whatever fans turn up and have 4 limbs? At the rate players are getting ruled out, the game is getting played between off-duty blackjack dealers and the parking lot attendants. Would‘ve needed 1-2 crucial drops from him tomorrow Let’s play this one left handed I thought we were trying to lose tomorrow? What the hell is this? This is someone we need out there if we are serious about losing this game. Bellinger can actually catch Sit Dart too. Don’t need guys being hurt all of 2026 by getting year long injuries that knocks them out until 2027. He needs to pass that bug around He’s not Brock Bowers but it’s a good counter. If the flu is going around the team it could be the one thing that could get us to lose to the Raiders and get the #1 pick… Dammit we need Butterfingers out there! Toilet bowl frfrfr Another step closer This team is making everyone sick Nothing a little bit of chicken noodle soup and ginger ale can’t fix. Put him in!  Tomorrow we discover the whole offense got together for a potluck and is now sick from Theo. great day to be a Daniel Bellinger truther Patient presents with stone hands indicative of an acute droppilia infection This game is going to have less starters than the final game of the preseason They should’ve flexed this game. This game should be nationally televised for the shit show that it is. I’m not even kidding. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Theo caught an illness before catching an important pass from Dart lmaooo As someone who wants us to lose, Bellinger might actually cook since he can catch passes from Dart.
At the rate players are getting ruled out, the game is getting played between off-duty blackjack dealers and the parking lot attendants.
This is someone we need out there if we are serious about losing this game. Bellinger can actually catch
Sit Dart too. Don’t need guys being hurt all of 2026 by getting year long injuries that knocks them out until 2027.
If the flu is going around the team it could be the one thing that could get us to lose to the Raiders and get the #1 pick…
They should’ve flexed this game. This game should be nationally televised for the shit show that it is. I’m not even kidding.
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Damn, they really are trying to win
Ugh we’re trying to win now?
Theo caught an illness before catching an important pass from Dart lmaooo
As someone who wants us to lose, Bellinger might actually cook since he can catch passes from Dart.
Got a bad case of tankitis.
Come on Kafka, announce Russel as the starter
Ok. Raiders turn.
Who’s out now?
Theo being out is only going to help us damnit
Is this game just going to be played by whatever fans turn up and have 4 limbs?
At the rate players are getting ruled out, the game is getting played between off-duty blackjack dealers and the parking lot attendants.
Would‘ve needed 1-2 crucial drops from him tomorrow
Let’s play this one left handed
I thought we were trying to lose tomorrow? What the hell is this?
This is someone we need out there if we are serious about losing this game. Bellinger can actually catch
Sit Dart too. Don’t need guys being hurt all of 2026 by getting year long injuries that knocks them out until 2027.
He needs to pass that bug around
He’s not Brock Bowers but it’s a good counter.
If the flu is going around the team it could be the one thing that could get us to lose to the Raiders and get the #1 pick…
Dammit we need Butterfingers out there!
Toilet bowl frfrfr
Another step closer
This team is making everyone sick
Nothing a little bit of chicken noodle soup and ginger ale can’t fix. Put him in!
Tomorrow we discover the whole offense got together for a potluck and is now sick from Theo.
great day to be a Daniel Bellinger truther
Patient presents with stone hands indicative of an acute droppilia infection
This game is going to have less starters than the final game of the preseason
They should’ve flexed this game. This game should be nationally televised for the shit show that it is. I’m not even kidding.