I literally just came here and searched “etsy” to see if anyone hired a witch after learning someone from the Raiders side did. Not all heroes wear capes sir 🫡
I also asked my girlfriend to light some brujería candles to summon whatever she needs to summon to ensure victory for Raider Nation.
The Etsy witches are making bank this weekend thanks to the tank
Don’t any of you guys know Santeria?
Just make sure the spell wears off AFTER the season is over.
We gonna need an army of witches … avengers assemble!
This is technically a civil witch war now. I’m salting all my entrances.
Goddammit I’ll be right back we need to buy another spell for the Raiders to counteract this
The hero we needed
No, then the curse might last twenty years.
The giants are impervious to curses. They will either eke out a win vs. Raiders or blow the cowboys up like it’s new year.
Why are people paying money for fake spells in the first place? 🤣
🙏
Thank you and a blessing on your house.
That witch doesn’t know what she signed up for between how bad the Raisers are and how incompetent our team is.
Now can you buy one so we aren’t double digit losses next year?
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I literally just came here and searched “etsy” to see if anyone hired a witch after learning someone from the Raiders side did. Not all heroes wear capes sir 🫡
I also asked my girlfriend to light some brujería candles to summon whatever she needs to summon to ensure victory for Raider Nation.
The Etsy witches are making bank this weekend thanks to the tank
Don’t any of you guys know Santeria?
Just make sure the spell wears off AFTER the season is over.
We gonna need an army of witches … avengers assemble!
This is technically a civil witch war now. I’m salting all my entrances.
Goddammit I’ll be right back we need to buy another spell for the Raiders to counteract this
The hero we needed
No, then the curse might last twenty years.
The giants are impervious to curses. They will either eke out a win vs. Raiders or blow the cowboys up like it’s new year.
Why are people paying money for fake spells in the first place? 🤣
🙏
Thank you and a blessing on your house.
That witch doesn’t know what she signed up for between how bad the Raisers are and how incompetent our team is.
Now can you buy one so we aren’t double digit losses next year?