I paid an Etsy witch so the Raiders can out tank the Giants in the 2025 Tank Bowl
December 28, 2025
Brock Bowers: ***OUT***
Maxx Crosby: ***OUT***
Kolton Miller: ***OUT***
***LET. HER. COOK***
25 comments
Join me in projecting Fernando Mendoza as Raiders QB1
I believe. Just as I believed in the coin that we’d go 10-7 in 2021.
Worked for the Mariners. Good call.
MYRRH AND CLOVE OIL
GET FUCKED GIANTS
Nice, might as well have her conjure up one for the KC game also lol
Let’s go baby! We should all hold hands and channel some Dark Magic with your witch friend
Just lose baby!!
Outstanding. This is what a real fan does.
Do we gotta say her name in the game chat or what?
Why would you not wish to win the next ten super bowls?
“The Etsy Witch is real” if you told me at the start of the season there would be Etsy witches and counter Etsy witches I’d have told you to lay off the booze. Jesus Christ, this is what this team has reduced us too. I fucking love you crazy bastards.
Giants haven’t won in 79 days. Last time they won Skattebo was still playing. Dart is now on his 8th concussion. Giants wll have under 100 yards passing & under 40 rushing. No Andrew Thomas who’s the best Giants player. Rookie Left Tackle making his second starts. I think the Raiders can win this with Pete Caroll at Q.B.
You’re playing with fire homeboy 🤣
Why not pay her to make sure we draft the best QB in the draft. In case we don’t draft 1st.
😂 😂
Fuck yeah, Etsy witch!
As a mariners fan, as well, this is hilarious to me lol
Girls who think they know how to do spells fuck like demons.
😭😭😭😭😭👏🏽
Thank you for your service Sir!
Up there with granny and the coin. 10/10
“Do not cite the deep magic to me, Etsy witches. I was there when it was born.”
25 comments
Join me in projecting Fernando Mendoza as Raiders QB1
I believe. Just as I believed in the coin that we’d go 10-7 in 2021.
Worked for the Mariners. Good call.
MYRRH AND CLOVE OIL
GET FUCKED GIANTS
Nice, might as well have her conjure up one for the KC game also lol
Let’s go baby! We should all hold hands and channel some Dark Magic with your witch friend
Just lose baby!!
Outstanding. This is what a real fan does.
Do we gotta say her name in the game chat or what?
Why would you not wish to win the next ten super bowls?
“The Etsy Witch is real” if you told me at the start of the season there would be Etsy witches and counter Etsy witches I’d have told you to lay off the booze. Jesus Christ, this is what this team has reduced us too. I fucking love you crazy bastards.
Giants haven’t won in 79 days. Last time they won Skattebo was still playing. Dart is now on his 8th concussion. Giants wll have under 100 yards passing & under 40 rushing. No Andrew Thomas who’s the best Giants player. Rookie Left Tackle making his second starts. I think the Raiders can win this with Pete Caroll at Q.B.
You’re playing with fire homeboy 🤣
Why not pay her to make sure we draft the best QB in the draft. In case we don’t draft 1st.
😂 😂
Fuck yeah, Etsy witch!
As a mariners fan, as well, this is hilarious to me lol
Girls who think they know how to do spells fuck like demons.
😭😭😭😭😭👏🏽
Thank you for your service Sir!
Up there with granny and the coin. 10/10
“Do not cite the deep magic to me, Etsy witches. I was there when it was born.”
#- The Coin