Came across this absurd AI ad and wanted to share since it’s the offseason.
December 28, 2025
Who else is clamoring to get this histonic Indians liquor bottle?
22 comments
It looks awesome against the backdrop of the track and field stadium.
/s
Perfect to get you through those long track meets that have nothing to do with baseball.
I love histony
When did we install a race track around the field?
It’s true…name a more histonic track team!
Histonic = historic + iconic. I like it lol
And to think there are still fucking idiots who will place an order for one of these.
Histonic
Obviously that’s just the warning track in the background. And you all claim to know ball smh my head
Honestly, this is nightmare fuel – Chief Wahoo’s institutionalized brother Chief Incoherent Gurgle. Maybe that’s the idea, to help you stop drinking by making you look at a demon’s face every time you imbibe.
If it’s the same company, and I think it is, I purchased the Ohio State version and what a rip off. Much smaller decanter than what’s in the advertisement and poor quality
I would buy that even if it didn’t have alcohol in it. That thing is awesome.
Glad our electric costs are going up and our water table is going down for crap like this. /s
No time for this post, too busy scrambling
I feel like people would have fallen for the AI trap on this one if it was not against a track and field 😂
Is no one going to comment on the “Histonic” “Goftball” season?
22 comments
It looks awesome against the backdrop of the track and field stadium.
/s
Perfect to get you through those long track meets that have nothing to do with baseball.
I love histony
When did we install a race track around the field?
It’s true…name a more histonic track team!
Histonic = historic + iconic. I like it lol
And to think there are still fucking idiots who will place an order for one of these.
Histonic
Obviously that’s just the warning track in the background. And you all claim to know ball smh my head
Honestly, this is nightmare fuel – Chief Wahoo’s institutionalized brother Chief Incoherent Gurgle. Maybe that’s the idea, to help you stop drinking by making you look at a demon’s face every time you imbibe.
The grift must be amazing
https://preview.redd.it/457ifctigz9g1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b354291d434eefe6cc913a061f9b13facd72134b
Histonic
Yikes.
If it’s the same company, and I think it is, I purchased the Ohio State version and what a rip off. Much smaller decanter than what’s in the advertisement and poor quality
I would buy that even if it didn’t have alcohol in it. That thing is awesome.
Glad our electric costs are going up and our water table is going down for crap like this. /s
No time for this post, too busy scrambling
I feel like people would have fallen for the AI trap on this one if it was not against a track and field 😂
Is no one going to comment on the “Histonic” “Goftball” season?
How many Facebook boomers bought it?
He caught he girl dancing on he grinch