Zac Taylor told his team, “I think it’s best for the organization for me to stay here.” Joe Burrow, sobbing, said, “I’m sorry,” … while Ja’Marr Chase had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, “No. No. No,” as Taylor told the team.
January 15, 2026
Zac Taylor told his team, “I think it’s best for the organization for me to stay here.” Joe Burrow, sobbing, said, “I’m sorry,” … while Ja’Marr Chase had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, “No. No. No,” as Taylor told the team.
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High quality shit post, well done.
RIP 2026 season 🙏
This pasta will live forever
I never want this pasta to go bad.
This is gold. Thank you.
Lmao
God dammit, that was quick.
That Super Bowl run ruined the bengals
Peak
This is already the most important pasta of the last 24 hours and it’s only been out for about 3
If we must suffer at least we can suffer together with some pathetic humor.

Joe Burrow hasn’t showered. Hasn’t changed. Still wearing most of his uniform. Been sitting at his locker staring forward since the season ended
Imagine wasting that talent… oof.
Lollll this is hilarious
Burrow is beside himself. Driving around downtown Cincinnati begging (thru texts) Belichick’s girlfriend for address to Bill’s home.
Brock told his friends “I think it’s best for the group for me to stay with Professor Ivy.” Ash Ketchum, sobbing, said “I’m sorry,” … while Pikachu had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, “Pika, Pika, Pika,” as Brock made jelly donuts.
18 comments
High quality shit post, well done.
RIP 2026 season 🙏
This pasta will live forever
I never want this pasta to go bad.
This is gold. Thank you.
Lmao
God dammit, that was quick.
That Super Bowl run ruined the bengals
Peak
This is already the most important pasta of the last 24 hours and it’s only been out for about 3
If we must suffer at least we can suffer together with some pathetic humor.

Joe Burrow hasn’t showered. Hasn’t changed. Still wearing most of his uniform. Been sitting at his locker staring forward since the season ended
Imagine wasting that talent… oof.
Lollll this is hilarious
Burrow is beside himself. Driving around downtown Cincinnati begging (thru texts) Belichick’s girlfriend for address to Bill’s home.
Brock told his friends “I think it’s best for the group for me to stay with Professor Ivy.” Ash Ketchum, sobbing, said “I’m sorry,” … while Pikachu had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, “Pika, Pika, Pika,” as Brock made jelly donuts.
slow clap