Take it all in my friends. May our boys in blue remain healthy and happy.
No organization does it better — take a bow Andrew Friedman.

Number 4 starter Glasnow. 27HR-hitting bottom of the lineup hitter. Sounds good to me.
Now we just need to sign Kike for the dugout vibes
Setup Man: The Magnificent Tanner Scott
We deserve this. I lived through all of those years the Yankees dominated baseball. It’s our time!
Can someone else bat first now? I want ohtani to have 175 rbis
I was falling sleep last night thinking about who was going to bat 9th and good lord it’s just Tommy Edman the 2024 NLCS MVP
Goddamn 8 dudes in the lineup that could legit hit 30 homers. Ok probably 7 since Will won’t get enough at bats.
Sheehan is probably #5 Roki #6
There’s no way Mookie hits ahead of Tucker.
When max fucking Muncy is the “worst” player on the team. Holy shit
Guys guys guys … did we not watch baseball last season wtf . How many times did the top players not do a dam thing ?
I feel like Willy should be in the 4 hole he’s so clutch
If these players choose to identify as Dodgers, it’s immoral to shame them or the team for their preferences.
Friedman’s playing MLB the show with budgets off lmao
In theory, all 9 batters are capable of 30 HR seasons. Edman is the least likely but he was hitting them out of the park before his injury last season. I remember seasons growing up when we only had one guy in 30 HR guy in the lineup.
I mean this guy forgot Sheehan, Dodgers going with a 6 man rotation in the regular season again I’m sure.
Crazy thing is that Friedman ain’t done. He’s always working
This is going to hurt when 9 of those guys are on the DL.
As cool as this signing was, I’d rather have gotten Skubal or another LHP
And our back ups would be stars on other teams. You love to see it.
Sheehan and Stone pitching too. Embarrassment of riches.
So stacked sheehan is our 6th guy

Edman’s gonna be on the DL to start the year, right?
We’ll just plug in WS hero Miguel Rojas into the lineup.
Now just sign Kiké aka Señor Octubre and all will be well.
Starter #5 = River Ryan. Sasaki in the 7th, but potentially a starter.
Who will be the 6th starter? Or possibly the 5th starter?
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Take it all in my friends. May our boys in blue remain healthy and happy.
No organization does it better — take a bow Andrew Friedman.

Number 4 starter Glasnow. 27HR-hitting bottom of the lineup hitter. Sounds good to me.
Now we just need to sign Kike for the dugout vibes
Setup Man: The Magnificent Tanner Scott
We deserve this. I lived through all of those years the Yankees dominated baseball. It’s our time!
Can someone else bat first now? I want ohtani to have 175 rbis
I was falling sleep last night thinking about who was going to bat 9th and good lord it’s just Tommy Edman the 2024 NLCS MVP
Goddamn 8 dudes in the lineup that could legit hit 30 homers. Ok probably 7 since Will won’t get enough at bats.
Sheehan is probably #5 Roki #6
There’s no way Mookie hits ahead of Tucker.
When max fucking Muncy is the “worst” player on the team. Holy shit
Guys guys guys … did we not watch baseball last season wtf . How many times did the top players not do a dam thing ?
I feel like Willy should be in the 4 hole he’s so clutch
If these players choose to identify as Dodgers, it’s immoral to shame them or the team for their preferences.
Friedman’s playing MLB the show with budgets off lmao
In theory, all 9 batters are capable of 30 HR seasons. Edman is the least likely but he was hitting them out of the park before his injury last season. I remember seasons growing up when we only had one guy in 30 HR guy in the lineup.
I mean this guy forgot Sheehan, Dodgers going with a 6 man rotation in the regular season again I’m sure.
Crazy thing is that Friedman ain’t done. He’s always working
This is going to hurt when 9 of those guys are on the DL.
As cool as this signing was, I’d rather have gotten Skubal or another LHP
And our back ups would be stars on other teams. You love to see it.
Sheehan and Stone pitching too. Embarrassment of riches.
So stacked sheehan is our 6th guy

Edman’s gonna be on the DL to start the year, right?
We’ll just plug in WS hero Miguel Rojas into the lineup.
Now just sign Kiké aka Señor Octubre and all will be well.
Starter #5 = River Ryan. Sasaki in the 7th, but potentially a starter.
Who will be the 6th starter? Or possibly the 5th starter?
Where the fu%k is Rojas.
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