> beat 6 of the top 10 defenses in the NFL between reg season and playoff
> beat Baltimore to keep them out of the playoffs
> beat last season’s MVP in his own stadium
> keep entire NFC South under .500
> beat 3 top 5 defenses in the playoffs
> completely ruin CJ Stroud’s reputation
The qbification of NFL discourse has done irreparable harm to this sport.
If only we beat Buffalo, we could have put an end to this nonsense.
Is bro proud of this list or…
Also bear Lamar-less ravens
This super bowl blowout will be legendary
hopefully they lose to the hawks by 40
OP big mad 😂
The haters are in shambles, which is all that really matters.
It’s better to be lucky than good
You doofs who bring out the good old “hurr durr durr bad QB!!!” are gonna be real embarrassed when they actually watch the game and realize there are 22 guys on the field at once
Are you guys just going to cry for the next 2 weeks or what
Keep cryin

Your team went to playoffs because of 7 lucky comebacks…
Definitely put beat the Buccaneers there, we ain’t good either.
i mean, their job is to beat any team put in front of them… they’ve been doing their job fairly well so far 😅
The worst part? Darnold is 0-4 against the Pats

“Yeah I showed them”
Patriot derangement syndrome is real. Take some meds and calm down. I’m so tired of these Reddit posts, the tweets, “journalists”, etc. so im just gonna start telling you guys to suck our dicks.
So, suck our dicks. New England Super Bowl champions 2025!
look its a down year in the nfl. but they can only play whose on their schedule. if the niners got to the superbowl with that schedule i wouldnt be complaining lol.
Lmao I’m not even a Patriots fan, but do you want it to be like college football and let a boardroom decide who makes the Super Bowl?
It’s not a real playoff run if they don’t beat Brady, Manning, Brees, Favre, or Montana.
…lose to the Steelers isn’t on here why?
*Ahem* It’s “Beat the Saints with Rattler”.
Thank you.
Pats fans suck but this is somehow worse
this dude probably closed his phone and said gottem…
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Now do the Seahawks…
> beat 6 of the top 10 defenses in the NFL between reg season and playoff
> beat Baltimore to keep them out of the playoffs
> beat last season’s MVP in his own stadium
> keep entire NFC South under .500
> beat 3 top 5 defenses in the playoffs
> completely ruin CJ Stroud’s reputation
The qbification of NFL discourse has done irreparable harm to this sport.
If only we beat Buffalo, we could have put an end to this nonsense.
Is bro proud of this list or…
Also bear Lamar-less ravens
This super bowl blowout will be legendary
hopefully they lose to the hawks by 40
OP big mad 😂
The haters are in shambles, which is all that really matters.
It’s better to be lucky than good
You doofs who bring out the good old “hurr durr durr bad QB!!!” are gonna be real embarrassed when they actually watch the game and realize there are 22 guys on the field at once
Are you guys just going to cry for the next 2 weeks or what
Keep cryin

Your team went to playoffs because of 7 lucky comebacks…
Definitely put beat the Buccaneers there, we ain’t good either.
i mean, their job is to beat any team put in front of them… they’ve been doing their job fairly well so far 😅
The worst part? Darnold is 0-4 against the Pats

“Yeah I showed them”
Patriot derangement syndrome is real. Take some meds and calm down. I’m so tired of these Reddit posts, the tweets, “journalists”, etc. so im just gonna start telling you guys to suck our dicks.
So, suck our dicks. New England Super Bowl champions 2025!
look its a down year in the nfl. but they can only play whose on their schedule. if the niners got to the superbowl with that schedule i wouldnt be complaining lol.
Lmao I’m not even a Patriots fan, but do you want it to be like college football and let a boardroom decide who makes the Super Bowl?
It’s not a real playoff run if they don’t beat Brady, Manning, Brees, Favre, or Montana.
…lose to the Steelers isn’t on here why?
*Ahem* It’s “Beat the Saints with Rattler”.
Thank you.
Pats fans suck but this is somehow worse
this dude probably closed his phone and said gottem…
We are in full cope mode now I see