He’s never beating the stoner allegations 💀

(vid cred: @theyanksonly on x)

45 comments
  1. What’s best way to confuse a pothead?

    “dude, what were we just laughing about?”

  2. Let’s put together our team of stoners

    SP:

    -Lincecum
    -Bill Lee
    -Barry Zito
    -Peavy (he talked about getting high with Bochy!)
    -Gausman

    Damn that’s a good rotation

    RP:
    Sergio Romo

    IF:
    Casas

    OF:
    Bellinger
    Brandon Marsh

    DH:
    David Ortiz (he has his own product, seriously look it up)

  3. Bro looks like he took a rip, chugged two Red Stripes, and then fell asleep on his back in this sun on Daytona Beach for three hours and woke up with Oakley prints on his face.

  4. I don’t think he cares about beating the stoner allegations lmao he’s never **not** looked high as fuck.

  5. This is the high you get when you misjudge the potency of an edible and it finally fully kicks in.

  6. There’s a reason he’s never played for a team where pot was illegal.
    There were Phillies rumors this offseason, but we all knew there was no shot he’d play in Pennsylvania.

  7. He was taking on field BP before one of my college games in the early early spring. Weed pen literally fell out of his pocket as he was leaving.

  8. “Alright, Cody. We’re going to give you a drug test.”

    “Sweet! Which ones are we testing?”

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