Bleacher Report has really outdone themselves this time
January 30, 2026
Bleacher Report has really outdone themselves this time
35 comments
me when i’m bored asf:
How is Bleacher Report still in business 😭
AI trades be like
Bleacher reporting in from the nosebleeds with that bullshit. Successfully baited me.
Would not trade Wemby 1 for 1 for Jokic
Dude every trade proposal i see for giannis or whoever is always stupid as hell. Vassell, keldon, and harper with 2 1st round picks for giannis and thanasis. Like wtf
How do they come up with a deal that both sides would laugh at? Impressive in some ways
Stupid ass tweet to get clicks
AI slop. I prompted a bot and it literally gave me this trade scenario + 2 1st round picks traded each way between teams. Don’t engage with this crap y’all. 😮💨
It’s literally called an absurd trade for untouchable NBA stars, what’s the problem here? Bleacher Report made a silly tweet to fill out their social media calendar, neat.
Not just no but hell no
4 team trade idea: spurs recieve Jokic, Giannis, and SGA while only giving up Jeremy, Kelly olynik, and the hawks 2027 FRP
Neither team would do this, not worth giving it attention
Rolled my eyes after a single line.
It somehow got worse from there.
Lmfao. Spurs wouldn’t do that if it were jokic and picks for wemby straight up
I wanted Joker for so long but not like this 🤣
I understand the exercise but why are the Spurs giving up more stuff when it’s the Nuggets who get to reset their timeline 8 years.
Any team that mentions Wemby in almost any capacity is getting hung up on.
I mean they did say “absurd”
Trade deadline brings the worst out of people.
You could trade every player on your roster and all your 1st round picks for the next 20 years and you wouldn’t convince me that it’s worth it for Wemby alone
It’s engagement bait brother u done fell for it
There’s not a single player in today’s NBA worth 1 Wemby. Several stacked together maybe yes. But a straight up 1 for 1 trade? Not a soul on this planet.
Bait
That’s the equivalent of Barcelona swapping Lamine for Harry Kane.
Was this done by AI?
I mean; how many first round picks are they sending as well?
Fuck it might as well include Larry Bird and Michael Jordan in this trade too. It’s got as much chance of happening.
What level of content would 1000 monkey’s at 1000 typewriters produce? Bleacher Report shows us!
Literally the only worse version of this trade is Cooper Flagg instead of Jokić
Idk what they’re smoking, but it’s gotta be the most powerful sht ever.
Heck, just them genuinely believing a 30yrs old jokic is worth 3rd year wemby + any other players is crazy. If anything, it should’ve been the opposite.
Rn wemby is the superstar with the highest value in the league, and by far. That doesn’t mean he’s currently the best player (even though I think he is), but rather he’s the player with the most potential, highest ceiling, and who has already proved himself despite being only in his 3rd season. And that’s not even counting his marketing value.
This is crazy because there is not a single GM who wouldn’t trade their star player for Wemby rn
35 comments
me when i’m bored asf:
How is Bleacher Report still in business 😭
AI trades be like
Bleacher reporting in from the nosebleeds with that bullshit. Successfully baited me.
Would not trade Wemby 1 for 1 for Jokic
Dude every trade proposal i see for giannis or whoever is always stupid as hell. Vassell, keldon, and harper with 2 1st round picks for giannis and thanasis. Like wtf
How do they come up with a deal that both sides would laugh at? Impressive in some ways
Stupid ass tweet to get clicks
AI slop. I prompted a bot and it literally gave me this trade scenario + 2 1st round picks traded each way between teams. Don’t engage with this crap y’all. 😮💨
It’s literally called an absurd trade for untouchable NBA stars, what’s the problem here? Bleacher Report made a silly tweet to fill out their social media calendar, neat.
Not just no but hell no
4 team trade idea: spurs recieve Jokic, Giannis, and SGA while only giving up Jeremy, Kelly olynik, and the hawks 2027 FRP
https://preview.redd.it/xynwjb0p1jgg1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=6058514b1d90f6ecb9d9bfe4f80a6312c9ae2456
Bleacher Report sucks
Neither team would do this, not worth giving it attention
Rolled my eyes after a single line.
It somehow got worse from there.
Lmfao. Spurs wouldn’t do that if it were jokic and picks for wemby straight up
I wanted Joker for so long but not like this 🤣
I understand the exercise but why are the Spurs giving up more stuff when it’s the Nuggets who get to reset their timeline 8 years.
Any team that mentions Wemby in almost any capacity is getting hung up on.
I mean they did say “absurd”
Trade deadline brings the worst out of people.
You could trade every player on your roster and all your 1st round picks for the next 20 years and you wouldn’t convince me that it’s worth it for Wemby alone
It’s engagement bait brother u done fell for it
There’s not a single player in today’s NBA worth 1 Wemby. Several stacked together maybe yes. But a straight up 1 for 1 trade? Not a soul on this planet.
Bait
That’s the equivalent of Barcelona swapping Lamine for Harry Kane.
Was this done by AI?
I mean; how many first round picks are they sending as well?
Fuck it might as well include Larry Bird and Michael Jordan in this trade too. It’s got as much chance of happening.
What level of content would 1000 monkey’s at 1000 typewriters produce? Bleacher Report shows us!
Literally the only worse version of this trade is Cooper Flagg instead of Jokić
Idk what they’re smoking, but it’s gotta be the most powerful sht ever.
Heck, just them genuinely believing a 30yrs old jokic is worth 3rd year wemby + any other players is crazy. If anything, it should’ve been the opposite.
Rn wemby is the superstar with the highest value in the league, and by far. That doesn’t mean he’s currently the best player (even though I think he is), but rather he’s the player with the most potential, highest ceiling, and who has already proved himself despite being only in his 3rd season. And that’s not even counting his marketing value.
This is crazy because there is not a single GM who wouldn’t trade their star player for Wemby rn