Kyle Teel added 20lbs of muscle this offseason “I’m just trying to eat 5,000 calories a day.”
January 31, 2026
Kyle Teel added 20lbs of muscle this offseason “I’m just trying to eat 5,000 calories a day.”
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I’m looking forward to seeing how much we improve this year.
That’s a lot of those NJ subs.
Hope it’s a big breakout year for Teel.
Edgar and Kyle seem to be putting in the work over the off-season
The last guy I remember saying added 20 pounds of muscle was Giolito the season he took a sharp nose dive so pardon me if I’m wary that it’s a good thing.
I’m also eating 5000 calories a day, without even trying. It’s cold and I’m adding my winter layer.
The advertisement patch couldn’t be any louder
Every single year we get this headline, I remember when it was Addison Reed
His reason/excuse is better than mine
Looks a bit beefy but let’s fuckin go 35+ homers Mr Teel. Our own Big Dumper
Lots of fight milk
that’s a lot of gabagool
Here I am eating 1500 a day trying to lose weight…
No he fucking didn’t lmao. No one could in 4 months.
All I know is I never heard eloy or Luis talk about getting better in the off season. Eloy would actively get worse
And Kyle, are you pooping normally?
Ah, Midwest winters!
He just like me fr (except for the muscle part)
5,000 Calories a day sounds awesome but I’m a short king and it’d be round as fuck real fast.
Kyle was there? I just saw Brooke
Predicted August headline:
Teel says injuries, throwing errors, strikeout rate all due to bulking up too much. Vows to get lean in 2027.
20 comments
I’m looking forward to seeing how much we improve this year.
That’s a lot of those NJ subs.
Hope it’s a big breakout year for Teel.
Edgar and Kyle seem to be putting in the work over the off-season
The last guy I remember saying added 20 pounds of muscle was Giolito the season he took a sharp nose dive so pardon me if I’m wary that it’s a good thing.
I’m also eating 5000 calories a day, without even trying. It’s cold and I’m adding my winter layer.
The advertisement patch couldn’t be any louder
Every single year we get this headline, I remember when it was Addison Reed
His reason/excuse is better than mine
Looks a bit beefy but let’s fuckin go 35+ homers Mr Teel. Our own Big Dumper
Lots of fight milk
that’s a lot of gabagool
Here I am eating 1500 a day trying to lose weight…
No he fucking didn’t lmao. No one could in 4 months.
All I know is I never heard eloy or Luis talk about getting better in the off season. Eloy would actively get worse
And Kyle, are you pooping normally?
Ah, Midwest winters!
He just like me fr (except for the muscle part)
5,000 Calories a day sounds awesome but I’m a short king and it’d be round as fuck real fast.
Kyle was there? I just saw Brooke
Predicted August headline:
Teel says injuries, throwing errors, strikeout rate all due to bulking up too much. Vows to get lean in 2027.