Oh my good there’s nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
They already know of the incoming shitstorm of a season and this is their best way of preparing. Fuck jerry.
lol which free agent asked for this in their contract?
Can the bidet play right field?
Hope Jerry splurges and gets it heated.
That’s gonna be a huge difference maker in those hot summer games. Being able to quickly rinse off the swamp ass and cool off will easily net us an extra 5 wins.
Broke: cash considerations
Woke: ass considerations
Bidets are a must have
The money will be spent.
The USA is decades behind Japan in this aspect
About time
Bidet hitting cleanup?
I’m shocked they didn’t have one before. All the stuff players get and no one screamed for the shiny hiney cleaner. Can’t be a winner if you ain’t cleaner… idk I’ll work shop it.
Jerry is SPLURGING on improvements!
So if the team underperforms, do they remove the bidet like teams do with ping pong tables?
been sayin this for years
One of my favorite parts of visiting Japan last year was the bidet with heated water in my hotel room. Mune asked for this 1000000000000000%
you’re telling me the boys have been playing with dirty asses this whole time?
Ryan Bidet, a 32 year-old minor league relief pitcher coming off Tommy John surgery. 4.76 career ERA.
We just became very attractive to big free agents
Rumors are SWIRLING of a bidet in the clubhouse.
I always believed we were one bidet shy of a championship in 1983.
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Bidets are so underrated.
Curtis mead at some point this season:
Oh my good there’s nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
They already know of the incoming shitstorm of a season and this is their best way of preparing. Fuck jerry.
lol which free agent asked for this in their contract?
Can the bidet play right field?
Hope Jerry splurges and gets it heated.
That’s gonna be a huge difference maker in those hot summer games. Being able to quickly rinse off the swamp ass and cool off will easily net us an extra 5 wins.
Broke: cash considerations
Woke: ass considerations
Bidets are a must have
The money will be spent.
The USA is decades behind Japan in this aspect
About time
Bidet hitting cleanup?
I’m shocked they didn’t have one before. All the stuff players get and no one screamed for the shiny hiney cleaner. Can’t be a winner if you ain’t cleaner… idk I’ll work shop it.
Jerry is SPLURGING on improvements!
So if the team underperforms, do they remove the bidet like teams do with ping pong tables?
been sayin this for years
One of my favorite parts of visiting Japan last year was the bidet with heated water in my hotel room. Mune asked for this 1000000000000000%
you’re telling me the boys have been playing with dirty asses this whole time?
Ryan Bidet, a 32 year-old minor league relief pitcher coming off Tommy John surgery. 4.76 career ERA.
We just became very attractive to big free agents
Rumors are SWIRLING of a bidet in the clubhouse.
I always believed we were one bidet shy of a championship in 1983.