“When certain names become available… I’m going to look into it”. – Brandon Beane
February 6, 2026
A man can dream right?
29 comments
I’m announcing that I’m interested in dua lipa
As far as blockbuster trades go, this honestly isn’t that crazy. I would say odds are higher than not that he goes *somewhere* this offseason. His cap hit this year also is pretty small due to the structure of his contract. He’s my biggest “do whatever it takes to get him”
Unless he takes a massive pay cut this would not be a good idea. Star edge rushers/defensive players in general are almost never worth the cost to trade
I doubt they make a big splash on defense. They need a lot of lower-market guys to fill needs for the scheme change (PJ Locke, John Franklin Myers, Leo Chenal, etc). Crosby is more of a 4-3 DE anyway. If they make a splash it’ll be at outside receiver on offense.
Idk I’m more of a JFM or Muhammed fan this off-season tbh. I still want enough for a Doubs/Pierce pure deep ball type as well. Won’t get that if we get Maxx.
Doesnt matter whos on the team if the games are fixed.
I’m probably in the minority on this sub but, I don’t think it’s worth it to trade two 1st round picks for a DE when we have way more holes to fill.
Na fuck Maxx Crosby, I cant stand this dude.
Something Something we wanted to make a trade but didn’t have the cap space.
I’m down for this, but this isn’t fantasy football
I thought that was Sebastian Janikowski first…but hes left footed!
I’m in favor of
Will he work for free lunches and hot showers?
In other news, water is wet. Yeah who wouldn’t be interested. I’m sure they are interested in Miles Garret and Jefferson and Nacua and Chase as well.

No duh. It’s called due diligence. He’s gotta call to at least gauge the market which will shift wildly as we get closer to the combine and draft. It could set the market for other trade options, or Crosbys market could be affected by cost of trades prior to his trade. 1000 constantly moving pieces. I bet he makes 100+ calls weekly around the league that ultimately lead nowhere.
What a hero
I’m Bill curious
We should be looking around for a 1993 Bruce Smith, that’d be cool to have.
“Look into it”
“Maxx wants how much? Ok. Well I looked into it. What does Von Miller want?”
Really good player but I’m not wasting my godfather package for Crosby, he’s not the caliber of a force multiplier that Myles Garrett or Justin Jefferson would be. I’d rather prioritize flexibility & youth by building through the draft, a lot of holes need to be filled
I am interested in
Justin Jefferson
Maxx Crosby
Stephon Gilmore
Nick Bosa
Jalen Waddle
3 super bowl appearances in 5 years
At least 1 superbowl win
And Josh Allen
That is all. Go bills.
I wish but this will never happen if it does ill be the most shocked I’ve ever been in my whole life
GO GET HIM!!!!
I’m interested in Zoe Saldana, I’ll let you know how it goes
29 comments
I’m announcing that I’m interested in dua lipa
As far as blockbuster trades go, this honestly isn’t that crazy. I would say odds are higher than not that he goes *somewhere* this offseason. His cap hit this year also is pretty small due to the structure of his contract. He’s my biggest “do whatever it takes to get him”
https://preview.redd.it/fsd08zpuswhg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8625099a0160a89d8dc92059f835f4389010482
Unless he takes a massive pay cut this would not be a good idea. Star edge rushers/defensive players in general are almost never worth the cost to trade
I doubt they make a big splash on defense. They need a lot of lower-market guys to fill needs for the scheme change (PJ Locke, John Franklin Myers, Leo Chenal, etc). Crosby is more of a 4-3 DE anyway. If they make a splash it’ll be at outside receiver on offense.
Idk I’m more of a JFM or Muhammed fan this off-season tbh. I still want enough for a Doubs/Pierce pure deep ball type as well. Won’t get that if we get Maxx.
Doesnt matter whos on the team if the games are fixed.
I’m probably in the minority on this sub but, I don’t think it’s worth it to trade two 1st round picks for a DE when we have way more holes to fill.
Na fuck Maxx Crosby, I cant stand this dude.
Something Something we wanted to make a trade but didn’t have the cap space.
I’m down for this, but this isn’t fantasy football
I thought that was Sebastian Janikowski first…but hes left footed!
I’m in favor of
Will he work for free lunches and hot showers?
In other news, water is wet. Yeah who wouldn’t be interested. I’m sure they are interested in Miles Garret and Jefferson and Nacua and Chase as well.

No duh. It’s called due diligence. He’s gotta call to at least gauge the market which will shift wildly as we get closer to the combine and draft. It could set the market for other trade options, or Crosbys market could be affected by cost of trades prior to his trade. 1000 constantly moving pieces. I bet he makes 100+ calls weekly around the league that ultimately lead nowhere.
What a hero
I’m Bill curious
We should be looking around for a 1993 Bruce Smith, that’d be cool to have.
“Look into it”
“Maxx wants how much? Ok. Well I looked into it. What does Von Miller want?”
Really good player but I’m not wasting my godfather package for Crosby, he’s not the caliber of a force multiplier that Myles Garrett or Justin Jefferson would be. I’d rather prioritize flexibility & youth by building through the draft, a lot of holes need to be filled
I am interested in
Justin Jefferson
Maxx Crosby
Stephon Gilmore
Nick Bosa
Jalen Waddle
3 super bowl appearances in 5 years
At least 1 superbowl win
And Josh Allen
That is all. Go bills.
I wish but this will never happen if it does ill be the most shocked I’ve ever been in my whole life
GO GET HIM!!!!
I’m interested in Zoe Saldana, I’ll let you know how it goes
Another aging d-linenan with an injury history?
I’m ready to be hurt, again.

That’s a reach!