Nowhere near enough sex appeal to rival the Sex Cannon.
lol he is getting rocked tonight, hate to see it.
Lol absolutely
Tough game for “The Schedule”
Drake Maye sucking tonight makes me feel better.
Dude sucked sooo much ass the last 4 games
Who are the worst QBs to start a Super Bowl?
Drake Maye dreams of the sex cannons arm strength lol
THE PATRIOTS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
I never want to see the Patriots win a super bowl based on my pettiness of only having the one against them.
He’s a high draft pick QB from UNC. He’s a different Bear altogether.
Drake Maye ain’t no twisted steel
Hahaahahhahahahah. My wife said that an hour ago and she doesn’t watch football.
Drake Maye with bad offensive line play is nightmarishly bad. He’s been bad all post season. It’s an actual miracle that they made it to this game. He wouldn’t have been able to beat the Bears …. or the Rams…. or the…..Denver Broncos before that pesky ankle…. or…
drake maye meets a real healthy team and shatters, who wouldda thought
Maye is the luckiest QB Super Bowl participant since at least sexy. Put pressure on him and hello sacks/fumbles/turnovers.
Best possible outcome tonight. We get to laugh at Minnesota in r/nfcnmemewar for years to come, and we don’t need to listen to Pats fans rub it into our faces for the next year lol
Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Screw it. I’m throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open in the flat. But screw that. Dumpoff passes are for losers. I’m freaking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It turns me on.
What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Forget that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage it. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving hell out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a coward. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She freaking wants me. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh hell. Looks like a pick. Again. Oh well. It still felt freaking great to throw that ball. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field, I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m a gunslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I am. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.
I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that.
Don’t you fucking dare compare that bum to sexy rexy
Rex wasn’t even bad in the Super Bowl
The “we should’ve drafted Maye” crowd that was loud early this season should be exiled from this sub lmao.
Has anyone else heard Grossman talk? He doesn’t sound like he’s all there
he didn’t even throw any bombs. sexy rexy at least had highs.
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Tossing up thoughts and prayers. Lol.
Nowhere near enough sex appeal to rival the Sex Cannon.
lol he is getting rocked tonight, hate to see it.
Lol absolutely
Tough game for “The Schedule”
Drake Maye sucking tonight makes me feel better.
Dude sucked sooo much ass the last 4 games
Who are the worst QBs to start a Super Bowl?
Drake Maye dreams of the sex cannons arm strength lol
THE PATRIOTS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
I never want to see the Patriots win a super bowl based on my pettiness of only having the one against them.
He’s a high draft pick QB from UNC. He’s a different Bear altogether.
Drake Maye ain’t no twisted steel
Hahaahahhahahahah. My wife said that an hour ago and she doesn’t watch football.
Drake Maye with bad offensive line play is nightmarishly bad. He’s been bad all post season. It’s an actual miracle that they made it to this game. He wouldn’t have been able to beat the Bears …. or the Rams…. or the…..Denver Broncos before that pesky ankle…. or…
drake maye meets a real healthy team and shatters, who wouldda thought
Maye is the luckiest QB Super Bowl participant since at least sexy. Put pressure on him and hello sacks/fumbles/turnovers.
Best possible outcome tonight. We get to laugh at Minnesota in r/nfcnmemewar for years to come, and we don’t need to listen to Pats fans rub it into our faces for the next year lol
Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Screw it. I’m throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open in the flat. But screw that. Dumpoff passes are for losers. I’m freaking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It turns me on.
What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Forget that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage it. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving hell out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a coward. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She freaking wants me. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh hell. Looks like a pick. Again. Oh well. It still felt freaking great to throw that ball. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field, I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m a gunslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I am. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.
Rex Maye
Sharing this gem from a simpler time:
https://kissingsuzykolber.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield/
I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that.
Don’t you fucking dare compare that bum to sexy rexy
Rex wasn’t even bad in the Super Bowl
The “we should’ve drafted Maye” crowd that was loud early this season should be exiled from this sub lmao.
Has anyone else heard Grossman talk? He doesn’t sound like he’s all there
he didn’t even throw any bombs. sexy rexy at least had highs.
Rex is Maye on Nugenix