Get it out of your system today, 17-0, Super Bowl Win, Super Bowl MVP, 6K yards, 50 TDs, OPOY, MVP, Best Chili Taste of Cincinnati, Flying Pig Marathon Winner, Jungle Jims Pickle eating contest winner, Go Joe!

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1. https://preview.redd.it/53oz08d0djig1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8bd5b3a1bb6421b5a6888bedced10bad7769bd

2. How about we just focus on the defense and making it to the playoffs?

3. Nathan’s hot dog champion 2026! City Beat best pizza of Cincinnati 2026!

4. I would never complain about anything ever again

5. It’s in his veins!

   2026 People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive

   Forbes 10 Richest Men in America

   Grammy for Artist of the Year

   Nobel Prize in Physics for discovering a new particle, the Glizzy, the keystone to cold fusion

   Owner/Handler of Best in Show at this years Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

6. I would give my life for that man.

7. Light work

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9. If this happens, in six years every child born in the Cincinnati area will be named some version of Joe, Ja’Marr, or Tee.

10. No. Bad ownership = a team with some bright spots (generational talent at QB and WR) = a team that will go 7-10 or 8-9 next season.

11. It’s written in the stars!!!

12. All we need is a top 10 defense and this becomes imaginable

13. Let’s gooo! Bengals vs Lions Super Bowl! Orange and Black finally gets its glory!

14. in reality i can see us going 13-4 or 14-3 with a superbowl win

15. Bits aside, I’ve always thought Joe would have one season like the second year at LSU. Just dominating everyone and in the conversation for best team/season ever.

    I’m sure it will happen. Just need to make sure it happens in Cincinnati.

16. I think if Cincinnati actually knew what chili was, we would have won every superb owl by now.

17. Get off Madden

18. Eventual host of Saturday Night Live.

19. Is he showing them where to start the IV when he needs surgery mid season?