Green Bay would have to be Royals because the trophy is named famously after one of their coaches
(Fly Eagles Fly)
Pretty sure we would be the clergy.
The jets at least won a championship unlike the teams in the lower peasantry and dregs
The Bills, Vikings, and Bengals haven’t won dick and the Bears and Giants belong in the Dolphin class
I don’t get it
Pretty accurate! 👏
Packers are quasi publicly owned, so I reckon you’re a bit off the mark.
Steelers in the wrong place
Bengals upper peasantry? I’ll take it
Cardinals catching strays. Can’t even have the bottom tier named after the oldest team that was stared in the 1800s. George Washington was alive in that era folks.
Charger fans will argue they should be royalty because they “could’ve have” won a whole bunch.
Never lost a SB and dad-dicked 2 teams in the tier above us.
Sure. Why not?
How the fuck are cardinals below browns? Has to be a browns fan that made this
What about the 49ers and Cowboys in a separate tier in 2nd place. The elder royals
Anyone else hearing the Game of Thrones theme?
Dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while
As much as I hate the Colts I think you gotta bump them up one. They have two super bowls so they shouldn’t be with chokers like the Bills or Bengals. (Tony Dungy’s still a punk though)
Idk whats worse, being the name of the bottom tier, or being on that bottom tier and not even being the team its named for.
The Cardinals being “Jets” level is S tier comedy
I remember when we were amongst the royals, it used to be us the Niners & Pittsburgh but those perfidious Patriots usurped our throne from under us.
If Pats and Steelers are royalty with 6 Super Bowls each, what does that make Brady?
49ers need a vhs player to watch their most recent Super Bowl championship. Put them where they belong in disinherited heirs.
Edit: and the cowboys too
Yes Pittsburgh is beneath New England
Steelers are an aging has been house that dont know how well they had it and now will actually learn what its like to actually suck.
The browns should be the lowest tier
As a saints fan i gotta say this is pretty accurate
Commanders, Raiders, and Dolphins are last of their line, living in a crumbling castle lit only by candles.
Well… Fuck
Broncos should be lower nobility
I like that the Cardinals are also the Jets.
Shouldn’t Dallas be moved to the Glory Hole section? Sure, they won some rings, but their last title is closer to the Jets winning the Super Bowl than today.
The colts should be higher then the bucs and hawks.
Aren’t historical accomplishments a huge part of feudal societies? The Jets should be at the top
Eagles at lower nobility. You are giving us to much credit.
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Green Bay would have to be Royals because the trophy is named famously after one of their coaches
(Fly Eagles Fly)
Pretty sure we would be the clergy.
The jets at least won a championship unlike the teams in the lower peasantry and dregs
The Bills, Vikings, and Bengals haven’t won dick and the Bears and Giants belong in the Dolphin class
I don’t get it
Pretty accurate! 👏
Packers are quasi publicly owned, so I reckon you’re a bit off the mark.
Steelers in the wrong place
Bengals upper peasantry? I’ll take it
Cardinals catching strays. Can’t even have the bottom tier named after the oldest team that was stared in the 1800s. George Washington was alive in that era folks.
Charger fans will argue they should be royalty because they “could’ve have” won a whole bunch.
Never lost a SB and dad-dicked 2 teams in the tier above us.
Sure. Why not?
How the fuck are cardinals below browns? Has to be a browns fan that made this
What about the 49ers and Cowboys in a separate tier in 2nd place. The elder royals
Anyone else hearing the Game of Thrones theme?
Dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while
As much as I hate the Colts I think you gotta bump them up one. They have two super bowls so they shouldn’t be with chokers like the Bills or Bengals. (Tony Dungy’s still a punk though)
Idk whats worse, being the name of the bottom tier, or being on that bottom tier and not even being the team its named for.
The Cardinals being “Jets” level is S tier comedy
I remember when we were amongst the royals, it used to be us the Niners & Pittsburgh but those perfidious Patriots usurped our throne from under us.
If Pats and Steelers are royalty with 6 Super Bowls each, what does that make Brady?
49ers need a vhs player to watch their most recent Super Bowl championship. Put them where they belong in disinherited heirs.
Edit: and the cowboys too
Yes Pittsburgh is beneath New England
Steelers are an aging has been house that dont know how well they had it and now will actually learn what its like to actually suck.
The browns should be the lowest tier
As a saints fan i gotta say this is pretty accurate
Commanders, Raiders, and Dolphins are last of their line, living in a crumbling castle lit only by candles.
Well… Fuck
Broncos should be lower nobility
I like that the Cardinals are also the Jets.
Shouldn’t Dallas be moved to the Glory Hole section? Sure, they won some rings, but their last title is closer to the Jets winning the Super Bowl than today.
The colts should be higher then the bucs and hawks.
Aren’t historical accomplishments a huge part of feudal societies? The Jets should be at the top
Eagles at lower nobility. You are giving us to much credit.