
[Gelb] Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
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~~Marilyn Manson~~ Zack Wheeler got a rib removed
He can put it next to his 2027 Cy Young award
Using the word cardiovascular on its own like that makes it sound like either a very serious health problem, or simply being out of shape.
They… they removed a rib?!
Why’s the rib in the closet
Zack Wheeler was on the Wonder Years
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seriously though how did he get to keep the rib
Yo that’s honestly so coo… I’m sorry?… he just keeps it in his closet?
Fingers crossed to win Wheeler’s rib on Fan Appreciation Day this year.
He should wear it around his neck like [Dolph Lundgren](https://www.instagram.com/p/DJwfS02RUja/) in [Universal Soldier.](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bkzll7TArXT/)
That’s punk rock.
How can they let him keep a rib? I’ve asked to keep things removed from my body and was told that’s not allowed.
Insert the “why can’t you be normal?!?” meme
standard injury updates for 3 players and an anecdote about how psychotic our ace is
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Wait so Markel Fultz could have had a rib removed to fix his shot? I had no idea.
Poor Kerkering, tho. I heard he reported to Spring Training early with JT to try and put last year behind him. I don’t think he *needs* something like a hamstring issue.
Shocked Harper didn’t try to make a smoothie out of it or something
Oh I would pull that thing out randomly to show guests after a few too many fingers of bourbon, much to the chagrin of my wife. At least a couple times a year, hit em out of nowhere with the “so ya want to see my rib”?
Lemme get one rib.
I sure am hungry
Fucking epic
What are the odds that Gage Wood gets called up this year?
Did he name it Eve?
There is going to be a wild 1/1 Topps relic card.
The Zack Wheeler beef rib burger is being sold in Ashburn Alley this season