A part of me feels like this is why they spent the money and signed Suarez. Makes it look like Phil had a had in that and the casual fan make even believe that. I expect more of the same but with more dumbass comments mixed in.
Goodbye âsell the team Bobâ and hello âsell the team Philâ
Where’s he gonna go?
While I was trying my best to be optimistic after the Suarez signing, this news makes the Reds MLBâs biggest off season loser.
Everyday I read the news and find the world has become a darker place. Today is no exception

Cool, so we have Phil the Groundhog, who seeâs his shadow every year and states âWe will not be spending any more money this offseasonâ
Fuck
Sell the team, Phil.
Bet they didnât have any Xavier fans in the audience for that announcement. đ
To be fair, Bob probably hasnât truly run the team in years due to his age not to mention the fact that he has always looked ⊠a little special.
Still, another generation of nepotism wonât be healthy for this franchise. I canât think of many scenarios when someone was handed tremendous wealth by their family and they ended up being any good at their business ventures. It turns out a life of privilege doesnât prepare you for success like the challenges the older generation faced when they became successful.
Time to update the flair
Fuck
Damnit. Now where am I going to go?
Phil is sleazy enough to sell his majority share to an owner that would pull out of Cincinnati, I’m sure of it.
This is a case of failing up in life. I don’t know how you could be so bad at being a public figurehead, and still gain this much power.
Telling that the Reds didnât put out a release or anythingâŠ
Well, at least our “sell the team” pleas won’t get confused with Pittsburgh’s now.
SHIT
đ yay
Fuck Phil
At least Bob seemed to try for a while. I bet Phil doesn’t even bother trying to convince people he’s putting in any effort.
Gotta love nepotism. Phil is an absolute moron and should be nowhere near ownership of something like an mlb team.
Whereâs the guy who made the stickers? We need Sell the team, Philâ now
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The Reds are undefeated in the Phil Castellini era
Since you have to scroll WAY down to find the blurb, here ya go:
Changes in team control
Teams approved two changes in controlling owners: Cincinnati Reds CEO Phil Castellini succeeds his father
Minnesota Twins board member Tom Pohlad takes over from takes over from his younger brother Bob.
Manfred said of the San Diego Padresâ sale process: âThere is robust interest in what is viewed as a really appealing asset.â
– No playoff series wins
– Sub .500 record
– Taunted fans who noted how shitty he is at his job
With a résumé like that, it was only a matter of time!
A part of me feels like this is why they spent the money and signed Suarez. Makes it look like Phil had a had in that and the casual fan make even believe that. I expect more of the same but with more dumbass comments mixed in.
Goodbye âsell the team Bobâ and hello âsell the team Philâ
Where’s he gonna go?
While I was trying my best to be optimistic after the Suarez signing, this news makes the Reds MLBâs biggest off season loser.
Everyday I read the news and find the world has become a darker place. Today is no exception

Cool, so we have Phil the Groundhog, who seeâs his shadow every year and states âWe will not be spending any more money this offseasonâ
Fuck
Sell the team, Phil.
Bet they didnât have any Xavier fans in the audience for that announcement. đ
To be fair, Bob probably hasnât truly run the team in years due to his age not to mention the fact that he has always looked ⊠a little special.
Still, another generation of nepotism wonât be healthy for this franchise. I canât think of many scenarios when someone was handed tremendous wealth by their family and they ended up being any good at their business ventures. It turns out a life of privilege doesnât prepare you for success like the challenges the older generation faced when they became successful.
Time to update the flair
Fuck
Damnit. Now where am I going to go?
Phil is sleazy enough to sell his majority share to an owner that would pull out of Cincinnati, I’m sure of it.
This is a case of failing up in life. I don’t know how you could be so bad at being a public figurehead, and still gain this much power.
Telling that the Reds didnât put out a release or anythingâŠ
Well, at least our “sell the team” pleas won’t get confused with Pittsburgh’s now.
SHIT
đ yay
Fuck Phil
At least Bob seemed to try for a while. I bet Phil doesn’t even bother trying to convince people he’s putting in any effort.
Gotta love nepotism. Phil is an absolute moron and should be nowhere near ownership of something like an mlb team.
Whereâs the guy who made the stickers? We need Sell the team, Philâ now
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The king is dead. Long live the kingâŠ
Hey Phil?
Yeah?
Phil Deez Nutz.