This is the GDT write up that never ends
It just goes 'round and 'round, my friends
not gonna lie, I always thought it was "on and on"
Some people me started writing it
Not knowing what it was
And we continue writing it forever just because..
because I'm currently sitting in my grinch pajamas after an early morning shut down shift. Picked up myself a 6 pack of my seltzers (NEW FLAVOR TO REVIEW), and am currently being a lazy fuck. Time to sit down and watch a group of people who are not lazy fucks hopefully.
Flames versus islanders.
LIVE from whatever the fuck the islanders arena is called. The rigitoni linguini arena? The "eh I'm walking here!" Arena? The "big brother apple" arena? The fuck else is new york famous for? Rats? Well that wouldn't work, people would think merchant got an arena named after him.
Anydoodles. It's hockey time
The yall know when I mentioned the lack of drinking game rules, I understood why. Yall came out in droves. Appreciate yall flames drinking game
Beecher continues his heater – big sip
In honour of soft PP night
F&F for any Flames shorty or PPG.
Finish and Fill at the end of each period to brace yourself for the next !Francis intermission content.
Sip for the phrases
"Gaping cage, BIG Adam Klapa, and Man Alive."
If all three phrases happen in the same sentence then I'll spend the rest of the year painting a scene from that Huberdeau/Kelly/Okotoks Nissan commercial. damn. This is a multi phase rule
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Not surprised with the goaltending change.
Feel bad for cooley. He gets pulled because the team in front of him is playing beer league level defense
Anyone notice how many empty seats there are ? Wonder how cheap it must be to see an isles game lol
None of those goals were on Cooley. New goalie but same defence.
Good to see parekh getting shifts after that tough period
Hey just checking in to say Gavin McKenna
That’s who we need to score. Beecher
This game feels like Canada at the WBC last night having a farmer from Quebec pitching to millionaire MLB hitters lol
What the fuck is a mini 3 on 2? you mean a CLEAR 3 on 2?
All I ask this game is for Coronato to score 🙏
Oops. I nodded off on the couch.
Live look at Olofsson after hearing he got traded to the Flames
Secret agent Big Save Dave actívating Vezina mode for the tank
I fucking cannot stand hearing fucking Freebird anymore
The puck is bouncing really weird today, feel like the ice is bad and the boards are fucked
Free bird is giving me PTSD.
James neal sighting. I thought that was a dark time.
We’re truly in the dark timeline now
Do i have to keep watching
One of the weakest flames team rostered
Edmonton lost the season series to this team
Nothing matters, nobody cares, we’re all gonna die. This might be one of the worst games this season
We need to somehow let the Islanders put 20 shots on goal without scoring to rescue Cooley’s SV% . I won’t hold my breath.
Matty is so fucking due
So close, Matty!!
Coronato 😭
Another crossbar for Matty.
Coronato is just so cursed man
Coronato truly may never score again
I feel so bad for Matty.
I wonder how many members of our current roster are gonna be on the team in ~2-3 years (post-Backlund retirement). Off the top of my head only Coronato, Gridin, Wolf, Parekh, and Brz are locks. Zary, Whitecloud, and maybe Frost + Farabee could be likely.
Phaneuf!
How tf is Schaefer first in goals amongst rookies as a dman???
As much as I dont want the guys in the room to be down on themselves, I hope we keep getting blown out.
It really shows just how close this team was to being properly dogshit by just downgrading a couple players we have become completely uncompetitive.
I just hope management sees whats going on and lets things run their course for a couple seasons rather than bringing players in to correct things