It’s something very special– a homemade bat. It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house. Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal…I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find. *(lightening strikes tree and a large branch falls at Homer’s feet)* Something told me this was a very special very magical piece of wood that I could make a bat out of. I put my homemade football on hold and set to work making the world’s greatest bat.
Even got the proper ‘bud’ in for Naylor
This feels like a classic This is Sportscenter commercial. Good shit Mariners 👏
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My favorite thing about these types of skits is that players are ALWAYS in uniform.
Also, some of those weapons look like they were taken directly from the game Enshrouded 😀
Well they tried
I don’t think I’ll ever get used to seeing Randy in a Mariners uniform 😩. We miss him back in Tampa.
LOL Naylor caught me off guard thats really funny
Was waiting for Edgar to walk by with his light bag at the end too.
I’ll take that first one as long as it makes a cartoonishly loud “BONK” when they hit the ball
nah those torpedo bats were iconic
The Ms have been absolutely killing these for 30+ years now—the best in US pro sports.
First one looks like a drumstick
I thought he was gonna pull out a cricket bat, but I guess the boat paddle was close enough.
Naylor dropping the classic Canadian “bud” gotta love it
The types of bats you see in a we got ice video
It’s a little weird that none of them were a trident.
Naylor goin Happy Gilmore with it
Fuck me, I think I’m falling in love with the Mariners
This is just that game ‘Name That’ from *Make Some Noise* without the points or Sam Reich
I’m waiting for someone to step into the batter’s box with a bottle bat: https://youtu.be/V1-Qr591v8U?si=SqQ_A2L3ZrrUwvCW
Goddamn it I love silly little baseball jokes
It’s something very special– a homemade bat. It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house. Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal…I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find. *(lightening strikes tree and a large branch falls at Homer’s feet)* Something told me this was a very special very magical piece of wood that I could make a bat out of. I put my homemade football on hold and set to work making the world’s greatest bat.
Even got the proper ‘bud’ in for Naylor
This feels like a classic This is Sportscenter commercial. Good shit Mariners 👏
Simple, just use a cricket bat !
No lamp bat?