Lol mannnn if only he had that one healthy year during 2019 or 2021.
I think you meant to say he signed a one hour contract to retire with the 49ers lol
Verrett should be electrical substation coordinator.
His full job should be to take all the bad juju onto himself to spare the other guys.
Before Mooney Ward we had Verrett. He had a really good year
We trading for Myles Garrett too guy! And apparently Maxx Crosby!
Tell me this is satire
Throw in Dontae Johnson (the good ol’ Barnacle) and you got yourself a contingency plan of the ages
Don’t believe any nfl news today lol
…and he tore his Achilles walking to the table to sign the deal…
Ugh, this subreddit is going to be unbearable today.
That was funny lol good one my guy
This is the worst day of the year, sifting through shitposts honoring a “holiday” that doesn’t actually mean anything to anybody is just tiresome
Being a professional athlete takes being top 0.01% in a bunch of different attributes.
– spatial awareness
– muscle power output
– cognitive processing speed
– hand to eye coordination
Etc etc etc …. And this dude at it ALL… and then got “tendon durability” as a dump stat. Such a fucking bummer, to hit a home run in every category except 1 and that single gap is enough to destroy your career.
HA!!!! Aprils Fools! You got me.
April Fools….right? ……. Right?????!??
AJ Jenkins while you’re at it.
Fakes news and not worth a post from Adam, lol
Nice cant wait to see him. He the best edge player ive ever seen
Greatest what if in recent memory
He signed his deal and immediately informed the team that both ACLs are fully ruptured, requiring season ending surgery.
Solid move. He’s got some miles left in him. Good veteran presence.
Would be funnier if it was terrible move, but wouldn’t be. Stick him on the number 2 receiver or play free safety.
Happy 4/1
This brings back PTSD, not from him not being available to play, but I never wanted a guy to get the opportunity to play as much as this guy, his body just had other ideas. I can’t even imagine how much of his life is a question of what if?
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April Fools
So back (to the IR)
https://preview.redd.it/f0jhkmnlxksg1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=d515fe244220e2e994eed047c873b526a191628f
Dude found an unlimited money glitch
APRIL FOOLS DAY GUYS
Lol mannnn if only he had that one healthy year during 2019 or 2021.
I think you meant to say he signed a one hour contract to retire with the 49ers lol
Verrett should be electrical substation coordinator.
His full job should be to take all the bad juju onto himself to spare the other guys.
Before Mooney Ward we had Verrett. He had a really good year
We trading for Myles Garrett too guy! And apparently Maxx Crosby!
Tell me this is satire
Throw in Dontae Johnson (the good ol’ Barnacle) and you got yourself a contingency plan of the ages
Don’t believe any nfl news today lol
…and he tore his Achilles walking to the table to sign the deal…
Ugh, this subreddit is going to be unbearable today.
That was funny lol good one my guy
This is the worst day of the year, sifting through shitposts honoring a “holiday” that doesn’t actually mean anything to anybody is just tiresome
Being a professional athlete takes being top 0.01% in a bunch of different attributes.
– spatial awareness
– muscle power output
– cognitive processing speed
– hand to eye coordination
Etc etc etc …. And this dude at it ALL… and then got “tendon durability” as a dump stat. Such a fucking bummer, to hit a home run in every category except 1 and that single gap is enough to destroy your career.
HA!!!! Aprils Fools! You got me.
April Fools….right? ……. Right?????!??
AJ Jenkins while you’re at it.
Fakes news and not worth a post from Adam, lol
Nice cant wait to see him. He the best edge player ive ever seen
Greatest what if in recent memory
He signed his deal and immediately informed the team that both ACLs are fully ruptured, requiring season ending surgery.
Solid move. He’s got some miles left in him. Good veteran presence.
Would be funnier if it was terrible move, but wouldn’t be. Stick him on the number 2 receiver or play free safety.
Happy 4/1
This brings back PTSD, not from him not being available to play, but I never wanted a guy to get the opportunity to play as much as this guy, his body just had other ideas. I can’t even imagine how much of his life is a question of what if?
Oh fun it’s the dumbest day to be on reddit
Man he was dawg, fuck injuries.