Goodmorning Wiz nation Updated look at the standings after last night
April 2, 2026
Goodmorning Wiz nation Updated look at the standings after last night
11 comments
Wait Kings won last night too? Lmao that’s perfect.
It’s beautiful
Wonderful.
Soon Brooklyn and Indiana play each other. Write one of them into 19 wins. We just need to lose to Brooklyn and then we can win another game no problem.
We’re coming up on a tanking gauntlet 3 game stretch: Nets, Bulls, Bulls. Need to lose at least 2 of those
The fact that we have a 48% chance at picking outside the top 4 is sickening.
This is how teams end up tanking for 5 years in a row- all that losing and they still only get the top 1-2 pick once. Acquiring top level talent in the NBA is incredibly difficult for (unlucky) small market teams.
Wizards number 1!
Been wearing out the simulate button this morning, here’s hoping we land in the Top 3. Would not be disappointed with that result
I swear to god if the Mavs get the pick im having my joker moment
Really threaded the needle with excellent tanking technique without getting fined. Dawkins (and let’s give credit to Keefe) is him.
11 comments
Wait Kings won last night too? Lmao that’s perfect.
It’s beautiful
Wonderful.
Soon Brooklyn and Indiana play each other. Write one of them into 19 wins. We just need to lose to Brooklyn and then we can win another game no problem.
We’re coming up on a tanking gauntlet 3 game stretch: Nets, Bulls, Bulls. Need to lose at least 2 of those
The fact that we have a 48% chance at picking outside the top 4 is sickening.
This is how teams end up tanking for 5 years in a row- all that losing and they still only get the top 1-2 pick once. Acquiring top level talent in the NBA is incredibly difficult for (unlucky) small market teams.
Wizards number 1!
Been wearing out the simulate button this morning, here’s hoping we land in the Top 3. Would not be disappointed with that result
I swear to god if the Mavs get the pick im having my joker moment
Really threaded the needle with excellent tanking technique without getting fined. Dawkins (and let’s give credit to Keefe) is him.

All that for a coin flip to be in the top 4.