Local FB group Complaining about Cairo Santos Driving
April 2, 2026
Found this in a group I’m in. A few people saying they see/hear him flying in his lambo in a 25. Dude needs to slow down but it was sick to see a bear hit my Facebook feed organically.
37 comments
How do you know it’s Cairo?
Where in the post does it mention santos? Could be just a rich bears fan
What’s the point of all that horsepower if they don’t let him gallop?? /s don’t drive like a dick
Just dont flip it while all knocked up on painkillers Cairo. Actually dont flip it at all.

Cairo has a Lambo, lol?
That’s my kicker! Vaminos!
They should be thankful it’s not Cody Parkey
Cairo has a bears vanity plate? 😂

He does have a lead foot after all.
Must be a packers fan
He probly can’t see over the wheel lol jkjk

As long as he keeps hitting it between the uprights, cut him some slack.
Fuck that. I don’t care if he is a Bear. This crap pisses me off so much, along texting and driving.
I want to see the radar to confirm he is going 60. Probably just some HOA Karen that doesn’t like people having nice things
love how they claim he’s going 60 down the street, no way to actually know that unless they have a gun at home, which they almost certainly do not. I’m sure he’s speeding because who owns a lambo and doesn’t speed, but also calm down lady.
It’s Cairo. Obviously bro has commend in his foot…
Shoutout Duval County!
I don’t buy any of these Facbook posts about speeding unless they have a radar gun…I drive a large diesel truck for work and have been yelled at for speeding when I was going 20 in a 25.
Buying a Lamborghini when you’re making kicker money is certainly a choice. So is driving your Lamborghini like an asshole.
I don’t believe this person, if anyone stays on the straight and narrow it’s Cairo
Actually he CAN do that. Person complaining probably just didn’t realize who they were talking about. Cairo doesn’t follow the same rules as the rest of us.
BRB, joining this group
Someone’s a Packers fan
Bro BD on the plate is hilarious In Chicago
“I like fast cars and fast women, that’s why the call me the Cruiser” – Cairo, probably
How do you know it’s him? Also, not cool to advertise the plates online.
hope he gets arrested if hes actually doing 60 in 25s all the time. 25 is usually designated for residential areas or school zones. what a jackass
On the one hand, I love the idea of exporting Cairo-man to Florida to out-Florida Floridaman.
On the other hand, man, dangerous drivers fucking suck. I’m sure it’s tough to have a fast car and not floor it from time to time; but you can afford to rent an entire race track for a day to drive this around on Cairo, don’t be an asshole on public roads.
I didnt expect cairo to drive a lambo, last time i saw him, he was driving a jeep grand wagoneer
He can’t drive that car very well for long distances but it’s extremely good for short stretches. Can also handle the wind nicely with that low aerodynamic profile.
Cairo, don’t hit anyone please. We’ll have to go Trade Washington for Jake Moody if you do.

jealous, much?
Honesty tho, I don’t mind our kicker being an asshole
😭 I lived in Atlantic beach Florida. Bear tf down Cairo!
So many Karen’s and Ken’s think a sports car is going faster than it is due to the exhaust note and how it looks fast. Let the man drive.
37 comments
How do you know it’s Cairo?
Where in the post does it mention santos? Could be just a rich bears fan
What’s the point of all that horsepower if they don’t let him gallop?? /s don’t drive like a dick
Just dont flip it while all knocked up on painkillers Cairo. Actually dont flip it at all.

Cairo has a Lambo, lol?
That’s my kicker! Vaminos!
They should be thankful it’s not Cody Parkey
Cairo has a bears vanity plate? 😂

He does have a lead foot after all.
Must be a packers fan
He probly can’t see over the wheel lol jkjk

As long as he keeps hitting it between the uprights, cut him some slack.
Fuck that. I don’t care if he is a Bear. This crap pisses me off so much, along texting and driving.
I want to see the radar to confirm he is going 60. Probably just some HOA Karen that doesn’t like people having nice things
love how they claim he’s going 60 down the street, no way to actually know that unless they have a gun at home, which they almost certainly do not. I’m sure he’s speeding because who owns a lambo and doesn’t speed, but also calm down lady.
It’s Cairo. Obviously bro has commend in his foot…
Shoutout Duval County!
I don’t buy any of these Facbook posts about speeding unless they have a radar gun…I drive a large diesel truck for work and have been yelled at for speeding when I was going 20 in a 25.
Buying a Lamborghini when you’re making kicker money is certainly a choice. So is driving your Lamborghini like an asshole.
I don’t believe this person, if anyone stays on the straight and narrow it’s Cairo
Actually he CAN do that. Person complaining probably just didn’t realize who they were talking about. Cairo doesn’t follow the same rules as the rest of us.
BRB, joining this group
Someone’s a Packers fan
Bro BD on the plate is hilarious In Chicago
“I like fast cars and fast women, that’s why the call me the Cruiser” – Cairo, probably
How do you know it’s him? Also, not cool to advertise the plates online.
hope he gets arrested if hes actually doing 60 in 25s all the time. 25 is usually designated for residential areas or school zones. what a jackass
On the one hand, I love the idea of exporting Cairo-man to Florida to out-Florida Floridaman.
On the other hand, man, dangerous drivers fucking suck. I’m sure it’s tough to have a fast car and not floor it from time to time; but you can afford to rent an entire race track for a day to drive this around on Cairo, don’t be an asshole on public roads.
I didnt expect cairo to drive a lambo, last time i saw him, he was driving a jeep grand wagoneer
He can’t drive that car very well for long distances but it’s extremely good for short stretches. Can also handle the wind nicely with that low aerodynamic profile.
Cairo, don’t hit anyone please. We’ll have to go Trade Washington for Jake Moody if you do.

jealous, much?
Honesty tho, I don’t mind our kicker being an asshole
😭 I lived in Atlantic beach Florida. Bear tf down Cairo!
So many Karen’s and Ken’s think a sports car is going faster than it is due to the exhaust note and how it looks fast. Let the man drive.