I view most foods as vehicles for delivering ketchup into my body.
Stone ground spicy mustard is superior, but nacho cheese is the real top dog… dog topper
Ketchup acts like he’s the best, because he knows he’s the best. Nothing can even come close to the greatness of this much superior condiment!
#mustardgang
Ketchup looks like Andy Dick.
This is the content I come to this sub for
Team Ketchup™
Ketchup is just the Yankees of the hotdog races. “Big market aah”
watch your back you tomato fuck, mustard is coming this year
As someone who repurposed a Nick Swisher jersey into an “I Hate Ketchup” jersey, I can attest he is the worst.
Quite an odd looking photograph of Dolan.
Take your Ketchup back to Pittsburgh. This is a mustard town
#All my homies hate Ketchup
Ketchup gave me a T-shirt once, but he was just trying to make amends for being the cheater that he is. I told him he should go hot dog for the Astros. MUSTARD FOR LIFE
We need a relish dog. Also, bring back relish in the stadium- I literally bring in a container of my own to games. Free the condiments.
🗣CALL UP RELISH
/r/ketchuphate
Probably no one cares but my friend Chandra and I are the originators of ketchup cheating. It was more fun before he went pro.
Mustard Master Race
We’re by far the craziest fan base about hot dog races lmao.
I agree. Go Mustard.
I love your username. Sagan diop was soooo bad. Kenny Roda called him lasagna flop back in the day lol
I am unreasonably upset at this take.
Team ketchup baby!
Mustard is the superior condiment but I am so horny for onion, she is sooo sex
I referred to onions as mayonnaise at a game last season, nobody corrected me but I live in fear that they think I eat dogs with mayo
It disappoints me that mustard is not Stadium/Ballpark Mustard.
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Nah, ketchup is the true superior condiment. I will die on this hill.
Now, if we’re talking about the key bank key, then I’ll agree with you. That creepy MFer is still out there somewhere…lurking…
[What kind of asshole is going to put ketchup on a hotdog?](https://fb.watch/ieBoFqIDxE/)
Fuck Ketchup, all my homies hate Ketchup.
Onion superiority
I view most foods as vehicles for delivering ketchup into my body.
Stone ground spicy mustard is superior, but nacho cheese is the real top dog… dog topper
Ketchup acts like he’s the best, because he knows he’s the best. Nothing can even come close to the greatness of this much superior condiment!
#mustardgang
Ketchup looks like Andy Dick.
This is the content I come to this sub for
Team Ketchup™
Ketchup is just the Yankees of the hotdog races. “Big market aah”
watch your back you tomato fuck, mustard is coming this year
As someone who repurposed a Nick Swisher jersey into an “I Hate Ketchup” jersey, I can attest he is the worst.
Quite an odd looking photograph of Dolan.
Take your Ketchup back to Pittsburgh. This is a mustard town
#All my homies hate Ketchup
Ketchup gave me a T-shirt once, but he was just trying to make amends for being the cheater that he is. I told him he should go hot dog for the Astros. MUSTARD FOR LIFE
We need a relish dog. Also, bring back relish in the stadium- I literally bring in a container of my own to games. Free the condiments.
🗣CALL UP RELISH
/r/ketchuphate
Probably no one cares but my friend Chandra and I are the originators of ketchup cheating. It was more fun before he went pro.
Mustard Master Race
We’re by far the craziest fan base about hot dog races lmao.
I agree. Go Mustard.
I love your username. Sagan diop was soooo bad. Kenny Roda called him lasagna flop back in the day lol
I am unreasonably upset at this take.
Team ketchup baby!
Mustard is the superior condiment but I am so horny for onion, she is sooo sex
I referred to onions as mayonnaise at a game last season, nobody corrected me but I live in fear that they think I eat dogs with mayo
It disappoints me that mustard is not Stadium/Ballpark Mustard.
Ketchup. Cheats.
Fuck the ketchup
Go mustard 4 ever
Why not Stadium Mustard? Yellow Mustard is gross.