It it just me, or is Chris Cuthbert starting to look like Junior Soprano?
July 17, 2023
Chris Cuthbert has been my favorite Canadian hockey announcer since the late 80s. However, as he ages, I think he is looking like Junior Soprano more every day. What do you think?
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Good thing he’s a broadcaster, he doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete.
But good god we have a lot of the offseason left
If you’re going to lie to me, tell me there’s a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Sharp as a fucking cue ball
“Another goal let in by Spencer Martin. And he’s going to get pulled here, he’s never had the makings of a varsity athlete”
Uncle Jun’s into the muff.
“Kid was always dumb as fuck though wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in 3 inches of water?”
“The golden goal!” He whispered into the willows.
What the fuck kinda likeness is that?!
Next time, come heavy or don’t come at all.
He must get along well with Jamie Benn if you know what I mean
Jesus Christ on the cross
Now this is the kind of high level analysis I come here for. I love everything about it. Never going to look at Cuthbert the same again
My cousin is married to Dominic Chianese’s (Junior Soprano’s) grandson. My dad was seated next to him at their wedding and said he was very cool (my dad had no idea who he was but mentioned to me that he sat next to an actor who he later found out was on the Sopranos – unfortunately I could not make the wedding). Junior’s daughter makes a mean eggplant parm.
14 comments
Good thing he’s a broadcaster, he doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete.
But good god we have a lot of the offseason left
If you’re going to lie to me, tell me there’s a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Sharp as a fucking cue ball
“Another goal let in by Spencer Martin. And he’s going to get pulled here, he’s never had the makings of a varsity athlete”
Uncle Jun’s into the muff.
“Kid was always dumb as fuck though wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in 3 inches of water?”
“The golden goal!” He whispered into the willows.
What the fuck kinda likeness is that?!
Next time, come heavy or don’t come at all.
He must get along well with Jamie Benn if you know what I mean
Jesus Christ on the cross
Now this is the kind of high level analysis I come here for. I love everything about it. Never going to look at Cuthbert the same again
My cousin is married to Dominic Chianese’s (Junior Soprano’s) grandson. My dad was seated next to him at their wedding and said he was very cool (my dad had no idea who he was but mentioned to me that he sat next to an actor who he later found out was on the Sopranos – unfortunately I could not make the wedding). Junior’s daughter makes a mean eggplant parm.
Go shit in your helmet.