Talks of Jets relocating back to Atlanta will get leaked to reporters
This is unacceptable
Bettman 2023: Here’s to snatch by the pool in FLA!
Bettman 2024: Give yer balls a tug titfucker it’s a Sudbury Saturday Night
Bettman just called out the wet work crew. Snipers in the stands.
Points wise or cap wise ? 🤣
For a change, in this picture he doesn’t look like a rat ready to sell your mother to someone in Arizona.
Edit: actually now that I look at it again….
What does this have to do with Saul Goodman
American teams: “How could this happen!?”
Bettman: “I hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who allowed these Canadian teams to be at the top of the league will hear all of us soon!”
American teams: “U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!”
Scramble the Jets.
Panic intensifies
I usually don’t laugh at 9/11 jokes but this is awesome
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight’s hitting something
That’s been known to change the weather
B-B-B-Bettman and the Jets…
“release the hounds”
Lmfao
Sir… Canadian teams are too good this year.
Him: Don’t worry, I’ll be sure they won’t pass the first round!
Bettman: Incentivize more blackouts. The less eyes the better.
Just make sure the umpiring is trash and everything we’ll be good.
I think it’s time for the jets to go to Atlanta and I think if we relocate the Canucks to Arizona it’ll help build a hockey community.
The Sharif he don’t like it. Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Imagine telling a Rogers executive. “Sir there’s a Canadian team at the top of the standings” – “Jeffrey prepare the yacht” – “no sir, it’s,…. it’s Winnipeg”
This made me looks at the standings and holy shit look at the Jets go!
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Lockout incoming
Talks of Jets relocating back to Atlanta will get leaked to reporters
This is unacceptable
Bettman 2023: Here’s to snatch by the pool in FLA!
Bettman 2024: Give yer balls a tug titfucker it’s a Sudbury Saturday Night
Bettman just called out the wet work crew. Snipers in the stands.
Points wise or cap wise ? 🤣
For a change, in this picture he doesn’t look like a rat ready to sell your mother to someone in Arizona.
Edit: actually now that I look at it again….
What does this have to do with Saul Goodman
American teams: “How could this happen!?”
Bettman: “I hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who allowed these Canadian teams to be at the top of the league will hear all of us soon!”
American teams: “U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!”
Scramble the Jets.
Panic intensifies
I usually don’t laugh at 9/11 jokes but this is awesome
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight’s hitting something
That’s been known to change the weather
B-B-B-Bettman and the Jets…
“release the hounds”
Lmfao
Sir… Canadian teams are too good this year.
Him: Don’t worry, I’ll be sure they won’t pass the first round!
Bettman: Incentivize more blackouts. The less eyes the better.
Just make sure the umpiring is trash and everything we’ll be good.
I think it’s time for the jets to go to Atlanta and I think if we relocate the Canucks to Arizona it’ll help build a hockey community.
The Sharif he don’t like it. Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Imagine telling a Rogers executive. “Sir there’s a Canadian team at the top of the standings” – “Jeffrey prepare the yacht” – “no sir, it’s,…. it’s Winnipeg”
This made me looks at the standings and holy shit look at the Jets go!