“For just pennies a day, you too can help released veteran ballplayers like Joey Votto find food, shelter, and meaningful work.”
Someone plz sign Joey
someone. PLEASE. SIGN THIS MAN.
Someone sign this poor man already!
Omg he’s Sad Keanu-ing lol. Somebody give Joey a job.
Well this is depressing
This isn’t spring training- Joey Votto
Do not let this man near a pencil.
Standard negotiating techniques say to make yourself seem strong and willing to walk away from a deal.
But Joey Votto is not a standard man.
He is the man that sets the standard.
C’mon. Blue Jays? Someone?
Someone needs to sign this guy, is not just for his memeWAR.
Padres do it for the vibes
Come on Toronto. Help your fellow countrymen
If he misses ball so much take a minor league deal. Nobody is in the market for a .200 hitting DH only unless it comes with 40+ homers. It ain’t 2018 anymore. He’s made his hundreds of millions. I can’t feel sorry for him.
Tom Hanks in act three of Castaway
Come to Besiktas
His interview with Dan Patrick a few days ago was depressing af to watch. Dude isn’t prepared for life w/o baseball.
Posts a dog would make:
jays need a mascot
SOMEONE SIGN JD MARTINEZ!
@joeyvotto we can use a coach at our Pony League. We got 1882 kids who would fall all over you. Oh and we got a signed baseball collection we’re growing…love to add a Votto
He’s gonna end up discovering that he loves doing this more than baseball
Joey Votto YOU are a rockie
It is weird nobody is giving him a shit. Kind of same deal as Brandon belt last year but votto is the better player and nobody seems interested
Joey, I’ll give you $20 to come teach my boy to play first. Please, Joey, I’ll even throw you some BP for free.
fucking travesty he isn’t playing. Is he expensive?
If he doesn’t end up in Cincy or Toronto … I see him going to the Rockies if an injury makes it make sense. I bet he could still hit 20-30 HRs a season there.
He looks like the kinda guy who doesn’t put shopping carts back
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This is what AI is taking from you
High effort photoshop jokes just hit different
also somebody sign votto already
From Joey’s Instagram. Someone sign this man!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C4KMWRIsWOp/?igsh=emZiazV3Mjd3azhi
Joey Votto is a God damned American treasure.
[Michael Scott vibe](https://x.com/officedundies/status/1391605550941605894)
“For just pennies a day, you too can help released veteran ballplayers like Joey Votto find food, shelter, and meaningful work.”
Someone plz sign Joey
someone. PLEASE. SIGN THIS MAN.
Someone sign this poor man already!
Omg he’s Sad Keanu-ing lol. Somebody give Joey a job.
Well this is depressing
This isn’t spring training- Joey Votto
Do not let this man near a pencil.
Standard negotiating techniques say to make yourself seem strong and willing to walk away from a deal.
But Joey Votto is not a standard man.
He is the man that sets the standard.
C’mon. Blue Jays? Someone?
Someone needs to sign this guy, is not just for his memeWAR.
Padres do it for the vibes
Come on Toronto. Help your fellow countrymen
If he misses ball so much take a minor league deal. Nobody is in the market for a .200 hitting DH only unless it comes with 40+ homers. It ain’t 2018 anymore. He’s made his hundreds of millions. I can’t feel sorry for him.
Tom Hanks in act three of Castaway
Come to Besiktas
His interview with Dan Patrick a few days ago was depressing af to watch. Dude isn’t prepared for life w/o baseball.
Posts a dog would make:
jays need a mascot
SOMEONE SIGN JD MARTINEZ!
@joeyvotto we can use a coach at our Pony League. We got 1882 kids who would fall all over you. Oh and we got a signed baseball collection we’re growing…love to add a Votto
He’s gonna end up discovering that he loves doing this more than baseball
Joey Votto YOU are a rockie
It is weird nobody is giving him a shit. Kind of same deal as Brandon belt last year but votto is the better player and nobody seems interested
Joey, I’ll give you $20 to come teach my boy to play first. Please, Joey, I’ll even throw you some BP for free.
fucking travesty he isn’t playing. Is he expensive?
If he doesn’t end up in Cincy or Toronto … I see him going to the Rockies if an injury makes it make sense. I bet he could still hit 20-30 HRs a season there.
He looks like the kinda guy who doesn’t put shopping carts back