THE CINCINNATI BENGALS VS THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS WEEK 2 SIMULATION COMMENTATED BY TRUMP AND BIDEN!
so somehow the NFL wanted us back to commentate another football game I’m not surprised with wanting me back but I don’t really understand wanting sleepy Joe back I’ll cut you off right there Donald just like the American people the NFL wants another round of prime Joe sleepy Joe you haven’t been in your Prime in over 60 years anyway we have the Bengals playing the Chiefs today I’m told this is the game of the week which makes sense because both of these teams are pretty good the Bengals will be starting with the football here the last couple of years they have started off their Seasons a bit slow sleep Joe you’re the last person that ever should say the words starting off slow you have literary coined that phrase at this point anyway Donald we should see a lot of the newest Cincinnati Bengal Zach Moss today with an improved offensive line and a new halfback willon all be on Joe to get the job done someone not having to rely on a guy named Joe to get the job done sounds a bit like the American people but as I said last week Joe I’m more of a Chase Brown fan so Zach Moss can hit the bench for all I care all right Donald we have to be nice to these players we can’t pick our favorites we are unbiased commentators I understand your mind doesn’t work any more sleepy Joe but last week I literally said I am the Bengals and you are the Chiefs so unless some refs control this game I have the Bengals winning it fine Donald if you want to play that game then I have the Chiefs winning this game what’s your final score prediction interesting how quickly you just flip-flopped your statement about being unbiased but with you I’m not surprised at all anyway I have the Bengals winning this game 24 to 17 actually Donald I just don’t want to play your games but I will have the Bengals winning 14 to10 sleepy Joe you just said the Chiefs would win this game did you already forget did you take your nyel this morning or are you just extra sleepy today Donald I have a lot on my mind I simply misspoke I have the Chiefs winning I meant anyway we have a touchdown right here by Joe burrow he should my guess that’s the first time today a guy named Joe will actually score see Donald I don’t understand your insults are you attacking me or burrow Joe the fact you don’t know is kind of sad let me just explain it to you like this the last time a Joe scored was when your children were born Donald that was truly a shot below the belt can we please just get back to this game the Chiefs are having their first drive more like ending their first drive interesting how your words always line up with things ending sleepy Joe and there is our first flag of the game sleepy Joe at it again I swear Donald you could blame me for anything it could be a snowstorm and somehow that would be my fault as well don’t worry sleepy Joe if we are blaming anyone for white snow it’s going to be your son Hunter last week we had a moderator for the game we need one again for this week Donald’s already flying off the handles sleepy Joe don’t do this again whenever you’re losing a debate you always call up your old friend Obama to bail you out I actually just called him and got his voicemail sadly but he said he refused to come back on after last week weird actually I thought we were pretty tamed last week Donald what are you talking about you spent the whole game trashing me we had to fast forward the ending of the game because of you don’t put that on me Ricky Bobby I was just saying the truth the whole time you’re the one who got butt hurt and upset I mean seriously Joe how can you not take even one insult anyway anyway Donald it looks like the Bengals are going to have to settle for a field goal here at least this game is a lot more entertaining than last week last week was a snor Fest now with the score being 10 to nothing the Kansas City Chiefs are going to have to do something on offense so far this Bengals defense has been the real deal yeah I am kind of torn with that fact don’t get me wrong I love great defensive football but it can be very boring to watch also this is Patrick Mahomes after all it’s kind of sad how burrow always has his number well here comes Patrick Mahomes let’s see if he can score here I will admit Patrick does throw a beautiful ball sometimes it really shows how much better Patrick and Joe are than the rest of the league now into bangal territory the Chiefs need to at least score a field goal off this Drive Harrison bucker can kick 55 yard field goals so they should be fine I will say bucker said more controversial stuff this offseason than I have I will say he’s a good kid though yeah I’m not touching that with a 10- foot pole don’t worry sleepy Joe that wasn’t an insult toward you from now on I’ll send you an email when I tell a Joe darn I don’t know your email I guess I’ll send them to Hillary instead I feel like we almost made it to 5 minutes without an insult being thrown Joe that was an insult toward Hillary not you I know you lived in her Shadow for 30 years but come on man Donald I don’t appreciate you taking shots at me or any of my friends they really need to start putting us on games where teams score because this is just becoming a pity party for sleepy Joe at least Joe is having a good drive here maybe you’ll be right in the end Donald if the Bengals score here this could get ugly quickly sleepy Joe I know what you’re doing right now you’re trying to jinx the B so they will lose come on Donald I’m not trying to jinx anyone if the Bengals keep going deep like that they could end badly whatever you say sleepy Joe another incomplete pass right there for Joe bam right there Joe connects with Zack Moss for a nine yard completion blame that on me Donald well now they will have to go for it on Fourth and short in a game like this you got to take chances and there we go Bengals got the first down the Bengals are looking like a scary team this year well now we have a third third down along right here if they don’t get any yards it will be a 42 yard field goal and that’s a huge sack right there they almost knocks them out of field goal range even with money ma that would be a 57 yard field goal and he missed it you got to be kidding me that whole drive just to get zero points you can’t keep Patrick Mahomes in a game like this he will eventually score yeah giving Mahomes a short field is never a good idea seems like even with the upgrades to the offensive line the Bengals are still struggling with protecting Joe burrow and now just like that the Chiefs are already into Bengals territory I swear I might end up turning off this game soon Donald you can’t turn off the game we are commentating this game this is our job today we owe it to everyone to finish this game you owe it to the American people to be a good president but clearly you can’t do that correctly Donald come on now you pretty much forced me to come on here at this point and there we go ladies and gentlemen sleepy Joe had to get his Ace in the Hole to come on here Donald Obama decided to come on here under his own power don’t even blame me for this anyway the Chiefs are now in the Bengals Red Zone but I have confidence in the Bengals defense so far they are the only thing that haven’t let me down so far see Donald you just jinxed them the Chiefs are now inside the Bengals 5 yard line unlike you sleepy Joe I’m just always right I’m telling you right now the Chiefs are not going to score here the Bengals defense will be like my wall it will keep the queefs out of the end zone well now with them being down at the one that’s some tough words by you Donald unlike you sleepy Joe I have the the balls to make risky decisions in life well here we go fourth and goal it all comes down to this right here and Bam Bam Bam the Bengals defense gets the stop what don’t I tell you sleepy Joe it’s like my wall the only thing I trust in this game is their defense I will say I’m kind of mad about being right though mainly because this is the second Drive where no one SC I’ll be honest I never thought I’d ever hear Donald say that but I have to agree this game so far isn’t that good for a game of the week I honestly expected more of a back and forth game I will say it’s still anyone’s game I could see this game ending 10 to nothing it’s all about finishing something both of these teams have been every successful at for the longest time well at least Patrick is having a good drive right here maybe this drive will actually result in some points I mean they barely got that first down well now Mahomes is in the red zone so a couple good plays and this game might end up being a lot closer did you do that math all by yourself sleepy Joe or did your boy Obama help you out on that one all right Donal back to the game here the Chiefs are actually about to score before half I’ll be honest sleepy Joe I’m about to shine and sharp you if they invited me back next week I might ask for a new co-host Donald I’m the only person who can stomach the crap you say any other co-host would quit by now sleepy Joe you’re starting to sound like skip bis well back to the game it looks like Mahomes is actually about to score this is the second time they are at the one back-to-back drives actually and there’s the defense I love right there Donald is always your way to quick to speak I guess I’ll be the unbiased commentator for this game and so far you have way to Pro Bengals first off the game is still 10 to seven sleepy Joe second off you’re too far gone to even be unbiased you couldn’t even remember which team you had winning earlier in this game at least we were almost at halftime so I don’t have to deal with you much more today see this is my problem with you sleepy Joe if your team isn’t winning you don’t want to deal with anyone anyway Donald the Bengals are about to get at least a field goal on this drive before halftime it’s better than nothing I guess so it’s going to be 13 to7 at halftime hopefully this second half is a bit better I want Jamar Chase to score at least once and the field goal is up and good so let’s see if the second half is actually better than first sleepy Joe you’re reading the script a bit too early there you’re speaking before the play even happened I thought money Mac was considered automatic Donald I’m just using your logic Joe you are just flipping flopping this entire game so far whenever I catch you messing up you just say you’re using my logic anyway Donald starting off this second half Mahomes gets the ball first only down by six points I will say I’m surprised by the lack of runs this game so far I get wanting to pass the ball so much but Chase Brown hasn’t gotten any love yet today and even Pacho is pretty good as well I understand the Bengals defense is scary but you got to at least try yeah I’ll be honest it’s looking like the Ravens in the AFC Championship game at this point and another three and out for the Bengals I swear they are trying to keep the Chiefs in this game I can’t even blame the refs for this game this is the Bengals self-destruct in at this point yeah at some point you can’t keep relying on your defense to win you the game this game reminds me of the Seahawks game last year the Bengals struggled so much in the second half and there you go this is why you can’t keep Patrick in this game he’s leading another defense drive right here now in the Bengals Red Zone the Chiefs are moving the ball with ease hey guys Jim Carrey here I just want to thank you guys for doing a lot better this week I thought my ass was grass last week with how Wild you guys were but uh this week it’s only been a bit off topic that’s because I’m taking full control this week I’m not letting sleepy Joe run this program at all just like how you tried to stop me from running the country Donald how did that work out for you it’s called fixing the problem sleepy Joe this time I’m not going to let you steal this time again also this time you don’t have China behind your back anyway Donald let’s get back to this game fine it’s still burghead Donald there was a stupid saying created two years by the Bengals it’s still burghead it’s still burghead it’s it’s still burghead it’s still burad it’s still burghead it’s still burghead it’s still burad it’s still burad it’s still burghead it’s still burghead it’s still burad it’s still burad it’s still burad it’s still burghead it’s still burad it’s still burghead it’s still burad all right Donald now you’re acting like a child you might as well say who diss at this point what’s who dis it’s a saying Bengals fans say they who dis as a slogan for their team do you mean h day you have to be kidding me sleepy Joe how did you even mess that up no no body says who DS even the Saints say who’s dad do you even know football sleepy Joe yeah I’m not going to lie that was pretty bad Joe that’s one of the most popular sayings in the NFL all right I didn’t know one saying guys it’s not that big of a deal you are way overreacting to one simple mistake Joe you falling over walking upstairs is a mistake you forgetting where you are is a mistake even you being president is a mistake HUD day is a way of life it’s a culture it’s a being at this rate Donald CBS Sports isn’t even going to invite us on here next week the Bengals play the commanders on Monday Night Football sleepy Joe that’s not CBS at all anyway Donald the Chiefs are now into Bengals territory it is fine sleepy ioe I have faith in the Bengals defense at this point it isn’t the fault of the Bengals defense for some reason the Bengals offense is slacking way too much yeah we with a third down and short right here this will set up a long field goal about 52 yards and with a field goal here that will put the Chiefs Up by Four Points the Bengals are going to have to score a touchdown down but there’s plenty of time left in this game and here we go endgame Joe burrow is back I’ll admit that was a great play down the field but skipping forward we have a fourth and four right here the Bengals already converted on their earlier fourth down play and sadly another mistake right there the Bengals can’t take their head out their own butt today and now the Bengals defense is going to need to stop Mahomes after being down four is it going to help there’s still 10 minutes left in this game but I will agree things are starting to look iffy for the Bengals no into Bengals territory the Chiefs are moving the ball with ease against this Bengals defense very close but wrong sleepy Joe they are their own 49 yard line now they are into Bengal territory let’s just fast forward this crap I’m tired of watching it all right Donald but just this drive you can’t fast forward to much of this game some people like watching it I still have faith in our boy Joe burrow no matter what people say I’ll never count out the great Joey B again don’t call him our boy I’m an unbiased commentator I’m not picking favorites here whatever sleepy Joe watch Joe go to work he’s been in this situation way too many times well that third down and four conversion will definitely help with three timeouts in four minutes that’s plenty of time for Joey B you are about to see what an actual good Joe looks like I will admit I didn’t know Joe had those kind of Wheels already into Chief’s territory this is to easy for the man changing the play right there seems like he saw something he liked in the chief’s defense huge play right here to chase I mean Zach Moss to the right hand side if that was Chase Brown it would have been a touchdown remember that Colts game first play One play tuty Zack needs to start using the real halfback come on Donald again you can’t be biased I have been biased this whole game when are you going to learn I hate the queefs but here we go Joey be running again get that Hot Wheels man going well then Donald at least they are in the Red Zone but with only two minutes left I don’t know if they can get this done in telling you right now sleepy Joe it’s Yoshi time Yoshi time the Red Zone Yoshi touchdown right there to Andre a very good young star his name is Yoshi sleepy Joe Yoshi calm down Donald the Bengals defense still has to stop the Chiefs that’s something that’s been tough in the second half and third down and long and the Bengals defense got the stop let’s freaking go I spoke a bit early right here Donald looks like you’re the one reading the script early it’s called having confidence in your team plus I’m always right so it works out huge first down right there by Joe but the clock is ticking and with no timeouts it’s not going to be easy Donald what if Joe throws an interception he might start forcing passes sleepy Joe stop trying to jinx the bank I swear you’re the biggest hater I’m just commentating the game Donald anyway sleepy Joe Joey B is moving the ball down the field here with ease I’ll admit this game is turning out to an actual good one especially compared to last week and Joey B throws the you got to be kidding me I’m done I quit this is a freaking joke sleepy Joe just jinxed the Bengals completely Donald I didn’t jinx anything I just said a statement I can’t help that it ended up coming true at least we lasted till the end of the game this time e
THE CINCINNATI BENGALS VS THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS WEEK 2 SIMULATION COMMENTATED BY TRUMP AND BIDEN!
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