F you Dolphin

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  1. Make your casserole with dolphin-unsafe tuna this Thanksgiving.

    Drink a six pack of anything and drape the uncut plastic holders around your TV

    When environmentalists declare that we must save the planet? Declare back only 30% must be saved. The rest is the dastardly ocean where those dastardly dolphins live.

    And when conservationists declare we must conserve water? Declare back only 3% must be conserved. The rest is the dastardly ocean water where those dastardly dolphins live.

    Die dolphins die

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