[Heyman] Breaking: Juan Soto to the Mets. $765M. 15 years

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  1. holy shit. yeah no shot in hell we can conpete with Cohen’s cash stack and huge ballsack.

  2. this is fucking disgusting. Buying another championship. Baseball is BROKEN. THE SPORT IS DEAD.

    Edit: this is not satire. I am serious. And I am furious. It’s over.

  3. I don’t think there’s a player out there that will ever deserve near this money, but I’d rather players get the money than it being held on to by the owners.

    And it’s not the fans money, so who cares. Mets get an elite hitter and that’s what matters

  4. I’m just here to congratulate those of you F5’ers that commented in the post that will probably stay.

  5. Man, compared to Ohtani that’s fairly anti-climatic.

    We need to bring out the flight trackers again.

  6. This is the largest contract in the history of professional sports:

    1. Juan Soto (Mets) – $765,000,000
    2. Shohei Ohtani (Dodgers) – $700,000,000
    3. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) – $674,000,000
    4. Cristiano Ronaldo (Al Nassr) – $536,336,818
    5. Patrick Mahomes (Chiefs) – $450,000,000

  7. I called him stupid for rejecting the nationals offer. Little did I know I was the idiot

  8. It wasn’t the money that convinced him, it was Game 5 that made him want to leave.

  9. Someone please pour one out for Nats fans, 16% of our games will be against Bryce on the Phillies and Juan on the Mets. Just brutal

  10. Whatever, if we did 760M I’m not mad. Prob just liked the Mets prospects better, long term. It is what it is

  11. I’m astonished by how big these contracts are. Like, is Soto that good? Is he Mike Trout / Shohei Ohtani good? It just boggles my mind a team would sign someone for 15 years, and have an opt-out at 5. Insane

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