You ain’t gona convince me Trump is anything south of 270

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1. Muscle weighs more than fat

2. Muscle is way heavier than fat tbf (more dense)

   Still feel like they’re rounding at least 20 or so off of the little dictator

3. I’m 5’11 270 lbs and that asshole is fatter than I am

4. But what was Trump’s 40 time? That could make or break his first round aspirations.

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6. Must be a typo. 324

7. His hands are too small. He will have to move to Guard in the NFL.

   Edit to fix “short” to “small”

8. Honestly? They look a little different

9. We need Trump to take his shirt off for a proper comparison.

   (I am preemptively removing my eyes before this happens)

10. with that much saggy man-tit action? that’s over 300

11. 224 please

12. I think (per his New York medical records) have him in at 5’10 and in the neighborhood of 275-300 pounds.

13. Yeah okay. Trump is pushing 260

14. He’s like 6’0, 300.

15. 

    I’m sure this is exactly what Trump sees in the mirror.

16. Yeah, I’m 225 and 5‘10“. He looks a hell of a lot fatter than me.

17. Them trump titties making me think 224lb is not the correct number.

18. Muscle weighs more than fat

19. Which one is which?

20. Yeah but Trump makes up for it with his footwork and release. If you dont jam him at the LOS hes gonna burn you on that first cut.

21. Corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures.

    They’re the exact same.

22. At best Trump is 6′-1″ 255

23. Trump at TE with Biden as offensive coordinator.

24. I’m 6’2” & 210lbs and Trump looks like he has at least 50 pounds on me or more.

25. Anybody saying Trump is above 225 lb is getting their ass deported to El Salvador

26. Muscle weighs more than fat.

    Once upon a time I weighed 250 pounds with a 34 inch waist.

27. Perhaps Trump is just 2 little Russians in a large mechanical man suit.

    The correct answer is that he’s light due to the fact he’s missing a brain, heart, and balls.

28. N.Y. Trial cops assessed the Traitorous Turnip at 5’10”, 285lb

29. I’m 6’4 and weigh 265. I’m not in the greatest shape and I still look better than Trump. Dude is at least 280

30. Muscle weighs much much more than fat?

31. He’s really showing his age nowadays if that’s unedited

32. Twinsies

33. Well, someone’s lying…but who

34. I was 230 once and I’m 5’10”. My belly was not as large as trumps. Dude ain’t 230 lol

35. Muscle weighs more than fat.

36. Bro is pushing 300, and I’m being conservative with that 🤣

37. God damn a few months ago I was 5’6 280 and my gut wasn’t that big lmao. What a joke.

38. Muscle weights more than fat.

39. He’s at least 250.

40. If trump is 224 I’m the king of England

41. I’ve been 6’3 227 lbs before (and with a relatively high body fat %).
    I looked like a model next to trump.

42. Wait, which is which?

43. He’s only 6 feet tall at best. If you look at one of dozens of photos of him next to people whose height we definitively know there is absolutely no chance he is 6 foot 3.
    Remember. Getting people to not question this kind of stuff and accepting it is a form of autocratic grooming. What’s the next nonsense that we will just give up and accept? That’s what this is about

44. That’s how delusional maga is.

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46. Muscle weighs more than fat so if Trump is that weight, that’s a whole lot of fat

47. Not sounding funny, but then it goes to body fat and activity…. terrible comparison.

48. Literally nothing about Donald Trump that comes from him is truth now.