When people said “grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man” they meant Mel Kiper JR
April 27, 2025
Yes, I made "Will Levis should have been fourth overall" man younger in the second one because I'm lazy.
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‘If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful qb in the nfl, im done. That’s it…I’m out’ -Mel Kiper
Who the hell is Mel Kiper anyways?
Serious question. Do they put him on TV because of how ugly he is?
Like a car wreck. Is his big bird looking head so disgusting… it attracts viewers to watch and go “what the fuck happened there?”
As if NFL teams are always right. Sure, bud.
Mel is the biggest joke in the industry at this point. We’ve seen some of his coworkers actually get actual GM jobs for better or for worse. Not a single team has even interviewed his dumbass
Not directed at this meme but I heard another nfl talking head former player on the radio the other day saying the same old song… the reason Shadeur fell is bc he was never ranked that high in the first place. It was just the fans and the media that has him top 3 etc etc. Once the nfl front offices looked at him they realized he wasn’t worth a high pick.
While this might be true, here’s my problem with it. The NFL front office people also told us the likes of Zack Wilson were good enough to be drafted #2 overall. They also told us Evan Neal was a top 10 draft worthy O-lineman which was pretty much unanimous everywhere and he became arguably the worst playing offensive lineman in the entire nfl. Plus obviously thousand other busts.
Truth is nobody really knows shit.
Mel Kiper’s rise to success without knowing a God damn thing is truly inspirational 😂
To be fair, those multi millionaire organizations drafted Daniel Jones 6th overall and Josh Rosen 9th overall
I mean Mel kiper is probably one of the worst draft analysts ever which is funny because he was one of the first but I don’t think there has ever been a so called draft analyst more wrong then him. And these teams are pretty shit at drafting 70% of the time but Mel kiper is always wrong about everything.
The alien parasite disguised as Mel Kiper’s hair and has been controlling him since 1997 has been hilariously inaccurate.
10 comments
‘If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful qb in the nfl, im done. That’s it…I’m out’ -Mel Kiper
Who the hell is Mel Kiper anyways?
Serious question. Do they put him on TV because of how ugly he is?
Like a car wreck. Is his big bird looking head so disgusting… it attracts viewers to watch and go “what the fuck happened there?”
As if NFL teams are always right. Sure, bud.
Mel is the biggest joke in the industry at this point. We’ve seen some of his coworkers actually get actual GM jobs for better or for worse. Not a single team has even interviewed his dumbass
Not directed at this meme but I heard another nfl talking head former player on the radio the other day saying the same old song… the reason Shadeur fell is bc he was never ranked that high in the first place. It was just the fans and the media that has him top 3 etc etc. Once the nfl front offices looked at him they realized he wasn’t worth a high pick.
While this might be true, here’s my problem with it. The NFL front office people also told us the likes of Zack Wilson were good enough to be drafted #2 overall. They also told us Evan Neal was a top 10 draft worthy O-lineman which was pretty much unanimous everywhere and he became arguably the worst playing offensive lineman in the entire nfl. Plus obviously thousand other busts.
Truth is nobody really knows shit.
Mel Kiper’s rise to success without knowing a God damn thing is truly inspirational 😂
To be fair, those multi millionaire organizations drafted Daniel Jones 6th overall and Josh Rosen 9th overall
I mean Mel kiper is probably one of the worst draft analysts ever which is funny because he was one of the first but I don’t think there has ever been a so called draft analyst more wrong then him. And these teams are pretty shit at drafting 70% of the time but Mel kiper is always wrong about everything.
The alien parasite disguised as Mel Kiper’s hair and has been controlling him since 1997 has been hilariously inaccurate.