We need to have this discussion, is prime Matthew Tkachuk more punchable than prime Marchand?
May 1, 2025
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Definitely. Can’t stand Tkachuk. Marchand was at least entertaining. Let’s ask Zack Kassian.
Tkachuk owns most punchable. It’s not even close to me.
No. Mainly because if I punch a Tkatchuk, I’m going to get punched back a lot harder than if I punch Marchand.
Matthew Tkachuck is a power bottom. Look at the way he leads his hits with his ass
And yet, nobody does! I will never understand it
Maybe, but Bennett is worse.
Prime Tkachuk. Subprime Tkachuk. Optimus Prime Tkachuk. Prime rib Tkachuk. Punch all the fuckin Tkachuks.
The real answer is Tom Wilson, the most punchable in the history of the NHL
Can I punch both of them and get back to you?
Thought marchand licking ppl was funny so its hard for me to take him seriously.
Tkachicklets on the other hand is a dirty pos. Hate him.
I love watching them both bother everybody who doesn’t love the panthers right now. For sure punchable and annoying. But man are they good at it. Matty could have sent Jake out on a stretcher but just dug into him enough to make sure he remembers he’s there. And marchy in his prime was a pain in the ass. But god is he good at being that lil bastard.
I’m a pens fan btw. Gotta love the panthers
He’s not even the most punchable Tkachuk. But yes, more punchable than Marchand.
Every game i hope someone loses their shit on Tkachuk and beats the fuckin wheels off of him like Kassian did
I can always root for Marchand when he’s wearing the Canadian maple leaf in red.
Tkachuk absolutely not, so yes he’s far more punchable
All these people you would want on the team you cheer for
Had you asked me 5 years ago, I would have said Marchand, now, its Tkachuk, and its not close.
Yes not even close
Why you asking me this?
Not until he goes around licking guys like Marchand did
Tkachuk isn’t even in his prime punching face phase yet and I hate him more than Marchand.
Plus Marchand is a pretty stand up guy out of hockey.
This is one of the hardest would you rathers I’ve ever encountered. Can I pleeease get a pass and just say both?
The mouth guard chewing automatically makes it a yes
I honestly hate Tom Wilson more than both of them. Hes such a piece of shit.
Does chewing on the mouthguard make you hate him more? Because it seriously irks the shit out of me to see players do it in the NHL and in CFB.
I might get flak for saying this but Marchand has a redeemable personality. Well at least from what I seen during the 4NF. Matthew exudes arrogance in post game interviews.
It’s not even a question. Tkachuk is the absolute worst.
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Definitely. Can’t stand Tkachuk. Marchand was at least entertaining. Let’s ask Zack Kassian.
Tkachuk owns most punchable. It’s not even close to me.
No. Mainly because if I punch a Tkatchuk, I’m going to get punched back a lot harder than if I punch Marchand.
Matthew Tkachuck is a power bottom. Look at the way he leads his hits with his ass
And yet, nobody does! I will never understand it
Maybe, but Bennett is worse.
Prime Tkachuk. Subprime Tkachuk. Optimus Prime Tkachuk. Prime rib Tkachuk. Punch all the fuckin Tkachuks.
The real answer is Tom Wilson, the most punchable in the history of the NHL
Can I punch both of them and get back to you?
Thought marchand licking ppl was funny so its hard for me to take him seriously.
Tkachicklets on the other hand is a dirty pos. Hate him.
I love watching them both bother everybody who doesn’t love the panthers right now. For sure punchable and annoying. But man are they good at it. Matty could have sent Jake out on a stretcher but just dug into him enough to make sure he remembers he’s there. And marchy in his prime was a pain in the ass. But god is he good at being that lil bastard.
I’m a pens fan btw. Gotta love the panthers
He’s not even the most punchable Tkachuk. But yes, more punchable than Marchand.
Every game i hope someone loses their shit on Tkachuk and beats the fuckin wheels off of him like Kassian did
I can always root for Marchand when he’s wearing the Canadian maple leaf in red.
Tkachuk absolutely not, so yes he’s far more punchable
All these people you would want on the team you cheer for
Had you asked me 5 years ago, I would have said Marchand, now, its Tkachuk, and its not close.
Yes not even close
Why you asking me this?
Not until he goes around licking guys like Marchand did
Tkachuk isn’t even in his prime punching face phase yet and I hate him more than Marchand.
Plus Marchand is a pretty stand up guy out of hockey.
This is one of the hardest would you rathers I’ve ever encountered. Can I pleeease get a pass and just say both?
The mouth guard chewing automatically makes it a yes
I honestly hate Tom Wilson more than both of them. Hes such a piece of shit.
Does chewing on the mouthguard make you hate him more? Because it seriously irks the shit out of me to see players do it in the NHL and in CFB.
I might get flak for saying this but Marchand has a redeemable personality. Well at least from what I seen during the 4NF. Matthew exudes arrogance in post game interviews.
It’s not even a question. Tkachuk is the absolute worst.
He was more punchable the moment he turned 18.