🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump taps former Ravens Kicker Justin Tucker and accused sexual assaulter to be his new new national security advisor

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  1. I mean, it’s not like it’s outside the realm of possibility

  2. Trump’s future tweet: “Why is no one taking Justin Tucker?! What are they, stupid?”

  3. Matt Patricia, a winner, is our new Secretary of Defense! Great guy, tough, smart. Like a football genius, you know? Remember Belichick, a true general, the best! Matt learned from the best. China, Russia, they’re gonna respect us again! America First! #MAGA #Defense #Winning

  4. His top attributes were identified as being hands-on, preferring 1-on-1 interactions, and NEVER accepting “no” for an answer.

  5. It’s pretty dark days when it’s nearly impossible to tell if this is satire or not.

  6. Too late, the Browns already signed him 10 years/$300 million

  7. Accused is the key word here, he hasn’t been convicted or punished, the facts are still being sought and we should withhold judgement until then. I for one still point to the Duke Lacross team for how NOT to handle allegations.

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