🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump taps former Ravens Kicker Justin Tucker and accused sexual assaulter to be his new new national security advisor
May 5, 2025
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump taps former Ravens Kicker Justin Tucker and accused sexual assaulter to be his new new national security advisor
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Nah. Browns giving him a guaranteed contract.
I mean, it’s not like it’s outside the realm of possibility

Not sure if truth or sarcasm.
Trump’s future tweet: “Why is no one taking Justin Tucker?! What are they, stupid?”
Matt Patricia, a winner, is our new Secretary of Defense! Great guy, tough, smart. Like a football genius, you know? Remember Belichick, a true general, the best! Matt learned from the best. China, Russia, they’re gonna respect us again! America First! #MAGA #Defense #Winning
Lol
His top attributes were identified as being hands-on, preferring 1-on-1 interactions, and NEVER accepting “no” for an answer.
Bastard
It’s pretty dark days when it’s nearly impossible to tell if this is satire or not.
Go back to r pics with this garbage AI political bullshit
wtf is wrong with you people? Obsessed much?
Lmao

Too late, the Browns already signed him 10 years/$300 million
Accused is the key word here, he hasn’t been convicted or punished, the facts are still being sought and we should withhold judgement until then. I for one still point to the Duke Lacross team for how NOT to handle allegations.
14 comments
Nah. Browns giving him a guaranteed contract.
I mean, it’s not like it’s outside the realm of possibility

Not sure if truth or sarcasm.
Trump’s future tweet: “Why is no one taking Justin Tucker?! What are they, stupid?”
Matt Patricia, a winner, is our new Secretary of Defense! Great guy, tough, smart. Like a football genius, you know? Remember Belichick, a true general, the best! Matt learned from the best. China, Russia, they’re gonna respect us again! America First! #MAGA #Defense #Winning
Lol
His top attributes were identified as being hands-on, preferring 1-on-1 interactions, and NEVER accepting “no” for an answer.
Bastard
It’s pretty dark days when it’s nearly impossible to tell if this is satire or not.
Go back to r pics with this garbage AI political bullshit
wtf is wrong with you people? Obsessed much?
Lmao

Too late, the Browns already signed him 10 years/$300 million
Accused is the key word here, he hasn’t been convicted or punished, the facts are still being sought and we should withhold judgement until then. I for one still point to the Duke Lacross team for how NOT to handle allegations.