The Lakers posted a job listing for a head strength and conditioning coach who is “responsible for motivating players and holding them accountable for their work in the weight room”

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1. I assume that would be the description for just about any team …

2. Specializing in WEIGHT LOSS

3. As a Spurs fan, I would apply and let Luka do what he wants

4. Luka already left the country too late

5. Nico applying for the job just to get a chance to call Luka fat and take away his drinks from him one more time

6. Although probably unrelated but I have never seen a 5 time all nba first team/took team to finals player being so disrespected

7. Zion to Lakers as Strength and Conditioning Coach. NBA is so #rigged. 

8. 200k to tell Luka he’s fat? Sign me up 

9. I’ll do it!

10. Damn, they think LeBron is slacking in the weight room huh

11. They need to hire david goggins for luka

12. Goodwin’s lazy

13. Honestly, I feel like that’s nothing for an NBA strength coach? It’s LA so $200K is basically $100K most other places. Entry level STEM jobs almost make that amount and you’re in charge of keeping an NBA team in good shape and healthy?

    Idk, that just seems really low. For example, Ohio State’s strength and conditioning coach makes $862K. That’s at the college level!!

    UCLA’s coach makes $455K.

14. So… they posted an opening with a job description?

    What a scoop!

15. Honestly for a job that is effectively at the top of its field (probably NFL/big time college football programs would be higher profile I guess) that pay isn’t that great lol.

16. That’s literally the job description of a strength coach. There’s no hidden message.

17. Lol nobody making 250k has the authority to do anything when it comes to these millionaires. The only 2 that can make someone have accountability is the head coach backed by the owner.

18. The job posting is pretty normal

    The fuck up was the lack of understanding who they were posting it for and the ability for it to go viral depending on what was written

19. seems like a standard job description tbh. you guys are tabloid queens.

20. Watch this sub give more attention to these type of shitposts than some of the great plays these past couple of games 

21. Let me freshen up my resume then. But in all seriousness… the most popular team in the league can’t find a world class trainer?

22. Nico: heh

23. I can’t tell if $250K is too little or not for a position of this caliber and clients like pro athletes….especially in LA.

24. Kobe did that for free Shaq just didn’t listen

25. They should have just posted “Luka Trainer Needed”

26. Only 200k???? In LA that’s like nothing. What a pathetic offer lmao

27. this cant be reallllll lmaoooo

28. Knowledge of Slovenian and Overwatch not required but considered an asset

29. Just throw the bag at David Goggins

30. They should get Billy Blanks.

31. Terry Crews or bust!

32. The fact this type of personnel isn’t in place already is worrying 

33. “No fatties”

34. Luka is heading to In-n-Out after every workout for a triple double.

35. Send Goggins!

36. Will it reduce floppyness?

37. “Professional Luka Fat Shamer”

38. “Luka fat.” is the funniest dialog we’ve gotten from the media for a long time

39. When you gotta hire a professional to make a professional act like a professional

40. What else would such a job listing ask for? It’s not like it reads “experience with passive-aggressively fat shaming preferred” and “must vomit at the sight of lemonade.”

41. Put a Twinkie on a fishing rod and dangle it ahead of Luka. Am I hired?

42. They’re getting PAID to criticize Luka? Everyone here does that for free!

43. Run, you fat millionaire boy!

    Corre con ganas gordo! Mira como pareces una morsa al lado de Austin! Y el andaba de Uber! Como no te da vergüenza, corre gordo, corre!

44. Being able to speak Slovenian is considered a ‘nice-to-have’

45. Look what r/NBA is saying, PUT THE COOKIES DOWN LUKA”

46. Luka fat