2025 Official Schedule Release Video: Baltimore Ravens Schedule Is Mysterious And Important

My name is Charlie Kay. I have of my own free accord elected to undergo the procedure known as severance. Hey kids, what’s for dinner? I give consent to sever my memories between my professional football life and my personal life. Who are you? My name is Trenton. I’m from work. So, we’re friends. We’re best friends. Really good friends. I acknowledge that once the procedure is complete, I’ll be unable to access my personal memories whilst at the Ravens Under Armour Performance Center. Nor will I retain football memories when I return home at the end of the day. Oh my gosh. Our Darius Washington, I know you know the Ravens schedule. The schedule? You know, the home opener, the Bills, the Steelers, the Browns, the Bills, Browns. I am aware that this alteration is comprehensive and irreversible. I make these statements freely. Each category of numbers presents in such an order as to elicit an emotional response in the refiner. They’ll be sort of disconcerting and scary. So, my job is to scroll through the spreadsheet and look for the scary numbers. The schedule is mysterious and important. They were scary. The numbers were scary. I confer upon you the knowledge for rematch with the Bills. We will be going back to Buffalo. A handshake is available upon request. Thank you. May I have a handshake? What I’d like to do is share with you some facts about your Audi. Just relax your body and be open to the facts. Your Audi is a cat person. Your Audi watches TV without subtitles. Your Audi is fond of music and thinks Kendrick Lamar is the best artist ever. I’m sorry. Please try to enjoy each fact equally and not show preference for one over any others. Your Audi is a USC football fan. They’re not ready yet. They’re not ready. You can’t take them. You’re not ready. Ro, I got something to show you. What’s going on? Just watch. Oh, I know what’s going on now. I know you do. My name is Roger R. I’m an innie. Listen up. I have the 2025 NFL schedule. The first prime time game for the Ravens is week I have the board here. Can the board tell me who we play week 18? Oh, yes, of course. The board says week 18 is against the Pittsburgh Steelers. But what day is the game? The board has concluded the call. Let’s go Ravens. Heat. Heat. Why are you a child? Because of when I was born. I did the thing. I deleted the scary numbers. All right, Jordan. Hip hip. It isn’t time. They’re not ready. Oh, they’ll be ready.

Here’s our 2025 schedule, Severance style.

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  5. Ravens production team really outdid themselves with this one 😄. Top notch! Oh and love Severance! Go birds! 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

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