Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars GAME TWO w/Superbman
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Hello Canada hockey fans. That’s deep in human land. [Music] Good evening everybody. Danny Galler from a cozy and beautiful [Music] [Applause] broadcast. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Let’s see. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Captain. Oh, [Music] [Applause] [Music] baby. In a world of sport, can there possibly be anything better? [Applause] Well, Oiler fans, star fans, it’s time for game number two, the Western Conference Finals between the Dallas Stars and the Edmonton Oilers. What a wild game one we had. A 3-1 lead for Edmonton. I thought they had it all wrapped up. They looked dominant through the first 40 minutes. And then started the Stars, baby. How many did they get? Five unanswered. It ended up being six to three, right? Power play goal and power play goal and power play goal. Zero power play goals all last year against the Edmonton Oilers in those same conference finals. But this year, the power play helped them get back in the game. They complete the comeback and now they’re up one- nothing in this series. And I got to say this, I think this is a must win for the Edmonton Oilers. Yes, they came back from being down two nothing in the first round against the LA Kings. I don’t see that happening with these Dallas Star teams, man. Come on, Edmonson. You’ve got to find a way to win game number two right now. Again, you’re never in trouble in the playoffs unless you lose on home ice. Theoretically, the Oilers could still come back and wins games three and four, but man, against the Dallas Stars, I don’t think you want to fall back that far, man. So, what do we got here tonight? We got Bard in the net. We got freaking Steuart Skinner in the net. Oiler fans, who you blaming for that collapse there in game number one. I’d love to know what the uh what the agenda is from diehard Oiler fans, right? We blaming the coach. We blaming the goalender. We blaming what? Just the Dallas Stars for being the better team, the penalties, Johnny, the dumb penalties. So, it’s the referees. Was it the referee’s fault? Or was it the players being undisiplined? Man, I’d love to hear what actual Oiler fans are thinking right now. And then of course all the doll the Dallas Star fans, they’re feeling great about themselves right now, right? I mean, they got one win in the conference finals. Oh man, last year they get beat to the same team, but this year they got Mo effing ranting it out there. You got to be feeling good if you’re a Dallas Star fan right now. Everything seems to be going your way. So tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I mean over there in the Eastern Conference, we got the Florida Panthers and the Carolina Hurricanes. I don’t know. I think that series is over. Can the Carolina Hurricanes win four of the next five against the Florida Panthers? I don’t know. I don’t think that’s even possible, man. And then over here in the West, this series just getting started. This is a big game. Big game. Big game for the Edmonton Oilers. How you guys doing? Appreciate it there. RICP23 with that resubscription. Fat ass Kessle. Let’s see how much he weighs. Let’s see. Uh, he’s up to 304 lbs. Appreciate it, boys. Thank you very much. Hang on. Hang on. Aguidimmon. Sorry, I won’t make tonight’s uh tomorrow’s or Sunday stream. I got poker with the boys each night. Different groups of course, but I’ll have the stream on my earbuds. Go Cats and go stars. All right, Aguetimmon. You see this? These fairweathered hockey fans. Aguided, that’s why you got that C tier in the mods list, buddy. He would much rather gamble than tune into the conference finals. Oh my god, gambling. It’s a real addiction. What can you say, Nick Penseruk? Appreciate it, my man. with the 10 gifted memberships on YouTube. Oh my god. You guys can join at any time. Only 99 cents. But don’t worry, TBC content will always remain free. And tonight during the intermissions, we’re going to get back to some puck, baby. I was practicing hard. I was You guys want to see something? Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I was playing last night and I think there was this God type of player, right? Didn’t matter what position he was in, skater, defense, and he even went back to goalender. And he was toying with me. And I realized, you know, all my training, it doesn’t matter. I am [ __ ] at the game. I am. I thought I was getting good. Nope. There are levels to puck. And I am so [ __ ] Hang on. I think I got it. Yeah. Is this it? Yeah. Watch this. All right. So, I got a breakaway. Looking good. The goalie’s out of position. Oh, I got it. Whack. Whack like it’s nothing. He was doing this all freaking night long in net. Look how far out of the net he is. Look at him. He’s playing at the freaking blue line essentially. And then when I’m swinging down the wing, I thought he was out of position trying to reset, he let me shoot there. He’s like, “Go ahead, buddy. Have it. I got it covered.” Whack with the stick. He did that three or four times. And this was the one where I realized, “Oh my god, I’m getting toyed with like he wants me to shoot there. He knows exactly what he’s doing and I am playing right into it.” Right? So, I mean, it was a little bit demoralizing cuz I realized, oh man, I’m so bad. But I put some time and effort into learning how to stick handle at a higher level, right? So, we’ll play some puck during the first and second intermission, but I got to go back into practice. I know I’m not going to be good. Anyone can join, and I’m just going to go back to defense to try to work on my stick handling every time I’m picking up a loose puck. That’s what I saw this guy doing when he was outh skating around. He was just his Paw Patrol was absolutely filthy, man. This Panther guy is everywhere. I don’t think his name was Panther. I think it was somebody else. I think it was like uh Oh, man. Like Twist or something? I don’t know. Johnny, you should have a public lobby for Puck. Uh I don’t know how to do that, man. Matt, how do I get a public lobby? Do I got to pay for it? Like, I got to maintain it monthtomonth. I don’t know if I want to do that. We’ve done that before with the fans with guy with things like Minecraft and such, but it does take a lot of time. And uh but maybe over the summer of 2BC, maybe we can do it, right? My time, my hands are full right now with all these playoff hockey games. My god, these days are just blending together, man. I woke up this morning or I woke up this afternoon, I should say, and uh man, I needed to like just go back for another half an hour. It’s like it’s too much commentary. It’s too late. It’s too much. I need a day off. I need a day off. But we’re here for the conference finals, man. So, my memory might be a little bit off. I don’t know if I got good sleep last night. Woo. But at the end of the day, all we’re doing is watching hockey, right? So, the pressure is not that high. Old man Johnny. No, you know what? It’s brain fog, man. It’s weird. Like, if I just had a regular job to do, like, get it done. You have a task, complete it, it’d be no problem. I could go on one or two hours sleep, but to talk to you guys for two and a half hours to commentate. You know, I don’t have a script on front of me. I’m I’m basically just bullshitting talking to myself the entire time, right? When I have brain fog, if I don’t have sleep, it’s like I’m stumbling over my words. I don’t know what to say next, you know? It’s stuff like that. It’s like a hesitation in my speech and I don’t need that for a live stream. So, I got to get some sleep tonight, man. Yeah, John. Sounds like a tough gig. Oh, Jazz Cabbage. It is tough, buddy. Thank you for your sarcas sarcasm. You piece of garbage, dude. Don’t worry. The Hurricanes are going to get swept. So, yeah, I know, right? It could be a possible 14 games in the conference finals or a possible eight games or somewhere in between. The Panthers doing me a big favor, man. But ah I was looking at the damn schedule. So am I right? We got a game tonight at 8:00 PM. And these 800 PM games are not great, man. 8:00 PM tomorrow and then 300 PM the night the the the afternoon after that. That one’s going to suck because the game is going to end and I’m going to have like 12 hours or like 13 hours before the next game. I’m going to have to force myself to sleep in that night, man. Yes, it’s all 8:00 p.m. except for Sunday. Why is that? Why is it on Sunday? Is it just Oh, man. Is it the facility? Do they have something else going on that day? I’m trying to think. Dallas. No, they wouldn’t have any NBA games. It’s just Sunday, right? Just the holidays. Oh, it’s the holidays. Okay. Okay. Johnny, you streaming the game. Lulus 213. I wish we could stream the game. This is a watch party. We sync up the time, but you can find a uh an illegal stream. These guys will help you out. I think it’s stream east. Type in stream east and you can find it there, I believe. Anyways, there he is. Conor McDavid walking to the ice. Captain McDavid, soon to be captain for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Hey, a Leaf fan can believe, can I not? Oh my god. And uh did I hear that? It’s not Shanahan going to the Islanders who got hired. Who got hired by the Islanders? What’s his backstory? Where is he coming from? I didn’t recognize the name. I I think I like like I know it, but I don’t know anything about him. Memorial Day is Monday, John. Ah, Matthew Dar. What’s he about? Some Dar guy. Barry, are you happy with that one? Barry Flippity Flop is the Islander fan, right? Hope Nashy is the Ranger fan. So, anytime I need some news from these two teams, I can go to these two guys. You’re very happy with it. Matthew Dar, former Tampa assistant GM. Really? So, from the Tampa Bay Lightning, the team that beat them in the conference finals two years in a row. Can’t beat them. Get them to join you. Shanahan could still be the president though, Johnny. Oh, I see. So, president, they’re looking for that seems like a lot of middlemen, right? Hey, you got the they got the coach, got the GM, got the president of hockey operations, got the owner. Might that that might have been the problem with the Toronto Maple Leafs, right? I heard that T living is staying, Tree Living is staying, Buru is staying, and P is just going to take a more hands-on approach. So, it seems like the Toronto Maple Leafs just addition by subtraction. Bye-bye Brendan Shanahan. I don’t think we’re replacing him with anyone. Let’s go Oilers. Come on, Gritty Lex. Shanahan could still be the president. Tampa, two cups with Tampa Bay. Well, that’s good. Who do you want for the next Leafs GM, Johnny? The next Leafs GM is Tree Living right now, Shaven. I think Tree Living is doing fine. I was fine with uh what Tree brought into the Toronto Maple Leafs this year. You know, I was a little bit hesitant with the uh the Chris Tanav deal, but then again, the Toronto Maple Leafs, you know, they could just put him on long-term injured reserve and take that off the cap if he ever can’t play anymore. So, I think it takes him up till he’s like 41, 42. And I thought, oh man, that’s kind of crazy. But we’ll be fine. We’ll be fine. We could find a way around that. Yo, John, any bruskis tonight? Money 888. I haven’t had a bruski since game seven, Toronto versus Florida. So, when was that? Was that Saturday? Last Saturday. So, I haven’t had a beer in like six days or something. I’m in the conference finals. I am not allowed to drink because every day we got to stream. I cannot do a live stream hung over. That is not a recipe for success. That’s even increased brain fog. So, I’m here to be a professional for all you guys on YouTube and all you guys on Twitch. Oh, you ladies as well. My female demographic. I am here. Sober as October. All right. Yeah. John, get yourself a chocolate milk. A Bergie, didn’t you watch my tier list? Milk. That ain’t going to agree with me. I’d love some chocolate milk. It tastes good, but man, it’s just going to make me feel sick, so I can’t do it. Selena Ray is giving us the national anthem. Let’s go. Oh, Canada, baby. Johnny, get some water. I got some water right here. Wolverine 1800. Thank you very much. John, do you get hung over just from a few beers? Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. So, like hung over is not the term there, L E, but it’s it’s it’s you’re not 100%. It doesn’t matter if it’s one or two beers. You get a little bit dehydrated. You don’t get the right sleep that you want. I’m telling you, I get brain fog. I am at my best for you guys when I am sober as October. When I get a good night’s sleep, when I’m getting good nutrition, and I’m keeping my health in the right place. I just It’s just the way it is, man. So yeah, I can have a couple of beers and then get back for a live stream tomorrow, but it’s not as enjoyable. And the more I’m enjoying myself, I’d like to think the more you guys are enjoy. It’s like positivity, man. Positive vibes, right? Unlike last year where this conference final, it was dragging for me because I had already done the stream in the day and I was tired and I was like just in the intermissions. I wasn’t even doing anything. I would go and take a rest. I’d lie down and just come back. Now we’ve turned this into an entire show now. It’s like a TBC podcast with a live game in the background. Right. This is our style, baby. John, do you have a dairy allergy? I don’t think I have an allergy. I used to drink milk all the time as a kid eating cereal and stuff, but just somewhere around my teenage years, I just I stopped drinking it, I guess, and then I went back and I’m like, “Oh man, I’m always feeling like [ __ ] after this.” So, I could probably get used to it again, but somewhere in my teenage years, I was just like, “I don’t need it. Don’t need it for for tea. Don’t eat it. I’m not eating cereal anymore.” Like, what do you guys have milk with? You guys just have glasses of milk. Cookies and milk. Like, what do you got? You just go for a glass of milk, man. I would never even just go for a glass of milk. Almond milk. You put it in coffee. Okay. Okay. Oatmeal. Really? You put milk in oatmeal? I could see people doing that. It’s definitely like a breakfast thing. I drink a glass every night in bed. Really? Wow. Yeah. I mean, that’s crazy. I mean, not crazy in a bad way. It’s just I don’t I can’t remember the last time I’ve poured myself a glass of milk. I must have been like a kid or some stuff, man. Honest to God. John the Milk hater. I’m not hating on milk. Milk hates on me. A look at these two with their kid there in the Dallas Stars game and they’re recording them. What a great memory. Leaf fans, it’ be nice to be able to take your kids to a Toronto Maple Leaf playoff game, right? No, you might as well send your kid to college. So, save that money. It’s getting to that point, man. You could probably pay for a couple of semesters of tuition for a Leaf’s playoff. ticket. Jesus, Johnny, why is Skinner in the net, you morons? Well, you got to go with them, man. It seems like I I asked the Edmonton Oiler fans. They were not blaming Stuart Skinner for the goals there in game number one. They were blaming the penalty. So, Steuart Skinner’s your guy. What are you going to do, man? You’re paying him. He got you there last year. Are you going to [ __ ] on his confidence by taking him out every time you thinking there’s a better option, or you going to feed him confidence by being like, “This is your [ __ ] show, buddy. Go get it.” I mean, he’s inconsistent, though. Yeah, but I mean, when you’re a topheavy team and you pay your goalie two and a half million, that’s what you’re getting, right? How you going to blame a goalie making two and a half million? It’s not like he’s Anderson making five million. It’s not like he’s he’s he’s Hella Book making. How much is Hlebook making? 9 million. Vaselki 9 million. Bob 10 million. Right. The guy’s at two and a half. You’re pay you get what you paid for, man. John, did you hear Russia can’t participate in the Winter Olympics? Oh my god. Is that Is that real? So, we’re getting no Russia in the whatever. I’m not going to comment on it. I’m just disappointed I don’t get to see Russians in the uh in the in in the hockey Olympics, man. Damn it. That’s so frustrating. That’s so frustrating. [ __ ] Russia, by the way. Andre, damn it, man. I’m not I’m not doing that, Andre. All right. I I’m just I’m staying neutral. Here we go. I’m not getting political. I’m not getting anything on international affairs. All right. I got fans that have all sorts of international backgrounds and political affiliations. I’ve learned my lesson, man. We are focusing on hockey. All right, my intro. Here we go. Oiler fans, star fans, here we go. Game two. After that collapsing game one by by the Oilers, they’ve got to win this game. You fall down two nothing to Dallas, it’s not like falling down two nothing to the LA Kings. So, Edmonton, wake up. Connor Leon, come on. Let’s have a good second game. There you go. That’s good enough. I kind of screwed up a little bit. See the brain fog? I stuttered on my words. Now the intro. Everyone’s going to be making fun of me every time, man. Every time. Johnny Canada for the 51st state. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. John, how the hell did team Canada get eliminated? One and done, man. That’s just it. I don’t even really pay attention to the IHF championships, dude. But good for Switzerland. That’s an awesome win for them. Who’s going to win that tournament now, man? With Canada out of there. Maybe Switzerland is the team to beat Denmark. Oh, it was Denmark. My bad. My bad. My bad. All right, so here we go. Edmonton on it. Evan Buchard throwing it across. Good block there by Hkinan. It was Denmark. Johnny, I told you I’m not watching it. Nicolai Eer is right. Why am I thinking he’s on Switzerland? Who are the uh the Swiss hockey players? Oh my god. I think there was like a goalie Hiller back in the day. Lucas Spiza. Was he a freaking Swissborn player? I’m trying to think now. No, it was Denmark. Okay. Okay. Nikicoish. There you go. That’s the one. Yeah, that’s the one I was thinking of. Switzerland. Okay. Roman Yo. Right. Right. Right. Right. Roman Yosi. There you go. So, who’s better? Denmark or Switzerland then. I I was just thinking of a man. They have similar flags. Right. Red with the with the white cross in the middle. I know. The the Swiss flag almost looks like a uh like a like a like a a medical symbol while the Danish flag is more like Finland and Sweden. But yeah, Switzerland’s better, Johnny. Switzerland’s way better. He show He sure Yosi. Oh, yeah. Team Omire on that team as well. I forgot about that. Switzerland is the favorite for that matchup. Okay. Okay. I love this, man. You guys help me out with my hockey knowledge. I need to improve it, but this has been a good year for me. I feel like I’ve gotten back up to speed and I can talk about the NHL. International hockey, that’s a little bit different. Need a good Olympic run for that. Four nations, right? Four nations, but we could use a little bit of an Olympic run. So, let’s lock in here for the commentary, ladies and gentlemen. I’m at I was about to give you a timing check, but we got a little commercial from Rogers at the top. This is our game, Canada’s home of hockey, Stanley Cup playoffs. There you go. Rogers, where’s my money? I’m giving you the freaking commercials as well. Let’s go. Get me on the payroll. Back door. Oh, man. Was that Clintberg trying to find Connor Brown early? Edmonton finding some offense there with who is that? Adam Henry, Connor Brown, and Evander Kane. So I wonder if we got some new lineups for the Edmonton Oilers. I’d imagine their first and second line is still the same. Dry settle pod Coulson Kain Nooj McDavid. Oh man, hang on a second. Duchaane on the backhand. Steuart Skinner going to make that easy save there. Duchain on it again trying to center that to Robertson. It’s going to go all the way back into center ice. picked up by the Finn. Miro Heshkinan. Is his first name Mero? [ __ ] I have brain fog. I can feel it. I have brain fog. My memory is rough right now, man. I’m thinking of players first names and I’m like, I don’t even know if that’s real or not. Mero Hkin. Yes, John. Thank God. Holy [ __ ] I am struggling right now. Creed 101. All right, here comes the incoming DataF comment. I like that they play Jamie Ben on all four lines and he puts fourthline grit. He’s a captain for a reason. So, they’re just mixing and matching Jamie Ben, putting him up where they need him. I like that. Yeah, they have a deep squad to the Dallas Stars, man. Then you add Rantin in there. Woo! You got a lot of different options, but you still do need some consistency. And so, I like the idea of keeping that first line together. Groundland, Rantin, and Rupe. Hints, right? But the bottom nine, hell yeah. Mix and match. Find your best matchups. It worked in the last game. Worked in the last game in that third period comeback. There he is. McDavid screeching through the neutral zone, unable to pick up that puck. And we got a stoppage in play at 1701. When the faceoff drops again, ladies and gentlemen, I will give you all a timing check. All right. All right. Here we go. Here we go. What’s up, Johnny? How’s it going? HBO 3000. Uh, got you, John. Try connections. Try connections. You guys are coming up with new games for me to play. Well, hang on. We’re not at the commercial break just yet. Hang on. I’m good. I can focus on hockey. John, can you fart on your mic? Uh, LM4 Hustler. Sure. If I ever have to pass gas, I’ll call your name out and I’ll just rip one for you. All right, buddy. There you go. Whatever floats your boat. Darnell Nurse taking that slap shot at the blue line. Doesn’t go anywhere. Granny Smith, he’ll pick it up for the Dallas Stars. Going to throw that puck in nice and hard. Rim it around the boards. They’re coming back with their first line. Rantin on it. Rantin leaves it there for Granny. Granny, he’s got a hell of a shot. He had that short side rip on the power play in the last game. Big saves there by Skinner. Harley on it now. Harley throws that puck out the net. Steuart Skinner is going to make that save. Some early pressure from the Dallas Stars here. Rantin and Granny. The finish line looking good. Damn, John. You got weird fans. I know Shaven, you’re one of them. Johnny, only fans win. No. 18. I mean, I if I’m going to make bank, I’ll do it. But I don’t know. I don’t think anybody cares about my only fans. Let’s go, baby. Pink eye for the nice guy. What are you talking about? Be soupful on YouTube. The [ __ ] are these comments, man? Johnny, can you fan art in a Can you fart in a jar? I will buy it from you. All right, I’ll get my bath water. I’ll get my farts. I’ll get What else am I getting for you guys, man? I’ll start a whole shop. All right, we really haven’t done merchandise with 2BC. That’s perfect, though. I can start it up and make bank. Chase that bag with my freaking fecal matter. All right, sounds good. Johnny, accept your fans. Libbor Gallic footpicks Gavin Fried Finley Friday. I really, man, my my brain is just not seeing things right now. the the neurons are not firing. You know what I mean? The pathways are blocked. I’m I’m [ __ ] idiot right now. I can tell. Jonathan Rbbuckle. John, do you like tortas? What the [ __ ] is that? Send me an envelope of your taint pubes. My taint pubes. Oh my god. So, I got to pluck a hair from my taint. I don’t want to do that, man. That would [ __ ] hurt, dude. Can we get a [ __ ] reveal? F the face reveal. Oh my god. What is this commentary and this live stream turned into? Both Twitch and YouTube are a little bit funky right now, ladies and gentlemen. I do apologize for all the fans that are in here for a familyfriendly commentary, but sometimes the TBC fans, they just take over and I can try to fight the tide or I can just run with it. I got to put on a show after all, so [ __ ] it. Whatever they’re saying, I’m running with. John, have you ever thought about making a t-shirt? I have, but you know what? Everyone’s doing it and it’s just more things you got to worry about, you know, and you don’t even get all the money, so you’re really just helping out a t-shirt company. And unless I do them real well, you know, the the one thing I’d do for like a t-shirt, imagine you did like a live meetup and you brought like a hundred t-shirts with you, you know, and so that way it’s something special. But just using online merchandise, everyone else is doing it. I mean, like I said, TBC content will always be free. If you guys want to show support, a dollar a month, it’s there. Join, become a member, but I’m not going to start charging 50 bucks for a hoodie, 32 bucks for a mug, you know what I mean? And it’s just it’s not me. It’s not me. Oh, thank you. What I should do though is I should put the membership from 99 cents up to$1.99 or two bucks. Instantly double my revenue. Boom. Just like that. But then I’d be such a hypocrite. Just like Twitch, right? All the times I’m t like like a $5 subscription, $8 subscription, $10 subscription. What the [ __ ] are they doing? I’ve kind of put myself into a freaking, you know, between a rock and a hard place here. I can’t raise my own damn memberships because then I’m a hypocrite. So, I’m stuck at 99 cents, man. But that’s all right. It makes sense. It works. It’s good for me and it’s more than enough, man. Johnny, we want t-shirts. TBC logo on the shirt. The 2BC logo. I don’t know, man. I don’t know. It’s a lot of work just to make like, you know, 50 bucks or something. I’d imagine we’d sell like 10 t-shirts or some [ __ ] you know, had like 50 bucks each or whatever. We’d probably come away with 50 bucks. It’s like, what’s the point? What’s the point, man? John, please don’t go politically correct or PG on us. Stay authentic. Well, I’m not going to go PG on you, but I damn I sure can clean up my potty mouth. You know, when I’m doing Leaf games, I can’t control myself. But when I’m doing these other games, it’s almost like an audition for Sports Net or TSN. And I’m not looking for a job with them, but I could definitely approach it that way. Who knows what the future holds for commentary with sports, right? I’m hoping the NHL gets real smart about live streamers who commentate games, and maybe I get a little bit of a contract going forward, a sponsor stream for all future hockey games. That’d be great, man. That’d be great. But if I’m going to get that, I’m going to have to have I’m going have to make sure that I keep it clean. So, I don’t mind trying it out during these games, man. John, would you sell us out for a job at Sports Net? No. No. No. I wouldn’t want a normal job. I’d want to work with them, but I wouldn’t want a boss where I’m punching in and they’re telling me what to say and what not to say. That just wouldn’t work. I’d get fired in two seconds, man. I’d be fired faster than freaking Don Cherry. But it would be interesting to work with them for something that again I can’t even understand right now. Something that I can’t foresee. That would be awesome, man. Oh my god. Granny Smith. The referee thought about that one. Granny Smith pushes him right into the boards. Is it checking from behind or is it boarding? The ref didn’t call it immediately, but it’s like he thought about it. That looked bad. I should probably call a penalty there. Corey G, having shirts would grow your channel’s popularity. How? How? Cory G, you think people are going to see people wearing 2BC shirts out in public and think, “Oh, I’ll check that out online.” No, man. Unless you got like thousand. It’s not going to work like that, buddy. It just doesn’t. Creed 101 Cassid TNT Roach shirts. No, no, no, no, no, no. It doesn’t work like that, guys. You have to understand that those t-shirt companies, they have their own business model and their business model is making money as a percentage for the shirts that are there’s so much gray area. There’s so much middleman. There’s so much fluff. You know, if I was going to sell t-shirts, it’d be me making sure that I bought like a thousand t-shirts and then I’d be meeting you guys in real life and selling them to you. Cut out the middleman completely. You know what I mean? I don’t like the idea of that. I don’t like the idea of that. All right, so we got a power play for the Edmonton Oilers. Let’s lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to watch my man McD. What is this face off? Look at that faceoff formation. They don’t even have another guy back there. McDavid, it looked like Heyman got a high stick there as well. A cross check off the faceoff, but whatever. They’re playing. Bousard, watch out for that right-handed bomb. McDavid, watch out for everything. Tricidle, watch out for the one. There’s the bomb. It’s a fluttering shot and the noobs tips it in. Well, I thought we were going to see something special. We get a greasy goal right there and the Edmonton Oilers are up one to nothing. That’s what you needed Edmonton. But remember, this is a lot different than the Carolina Florida series. I’m not saying game over. It was 3-1 in the third period and Dallas storm back, right? So, first goal goes to Edmonton, but it’s a long time to go still. What? Man, some bounces. You know what? I think that bounced off of the guy at the point. Yeah, it did. It broke his twig and then just bounced right to the noo. That’s a greasy goal. Greasy goal. See, that’s why you put the puck on the net in the playoffs. Go to the front of the net, deliver the puck, and boom, it’s playoff hockey, right? Ah, Toronto. Oh, Toronto. We should build our team for goals like that. We win in the Oh, Toronto. Who cares about the Leafs? We’re not talking about the Toronto Maple Leafs right now. Johnny, show us your gu. What the hell? The hockey guy got t-shirts and he has like 350K subscribers. Yeah, but the hockey guy is way better than me. Like, he got way more viewers. He’s doing his own thing. You know what I mean? Like again, if I if I was selling thousands of them, that’s one thing. I’d be selling like 20 25. You know what I mean? Like how many people we got here in this live stream right now? Got 114 on Twitch, got 349 on, so like 450, 500, something like that. Out of those 500, how many are actually reaching into their pocket to buy $50 worth of t-shirts, right? I mean, you guys don’t even subscribe for memberships. It’s always the whales. It’s like it’s like 10 people who gift subs and stuff. When it comes to a t-shirts, it’ll be even less than that. You’re talking about like five to 10 people who will buy a t-shirt. Guys, I I ain’t doing it. And that’s just for my channel. I’m not talking about other channels. Other channels who have thousands of people willing to buy merch. That’s different. I would I would Yeah. Okay. So, there you go. I’d do it. Climax is one. Team Mexican Fury is two. Sat not a [ __ ] chance. See, Aguidimmon carts Chris Young. I would buy Tank would buy them all. Yeah. Yeah, exactly, Tank. So, there you go. I got like 10. I got like 15 of you guys. Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Well, talk to Donsky about it. Dom could be the one to do it. But, man, I ain’t putting time and effort into that. And, you know, it’s going to be [ __ ] quality. You know, you’re going to order one, you’re going to get like like a the wrong size or some [ __ ] It’s up to Dom, though. Hell no. Appreciate it, Meek. Look, look at this guy on Twitch. Look at this guy. Meat milk. Meat milk. What a [ __ ] name. Meat milk. It’s his first time in the chat. And what does he say? Hell no. I’m not buying a t-shirt. Thanks, buddy. Thanks for bringing that negativity, my man. Oh, yeah. I’m reaching a new demographic. All right. Coming in here being negative. Well, he’s going to be a longtime fan. He’s He’s going to fit right in, man. [ __ ] on all of us. [ __ ] on me. Based. Thank you, me on YouTube as well. Yeah. Complimenting the guy who just [ __ ] all over me. Oh, yeah. John, you’ll sell t-shirts. Yeah, right. If anything, I’d have to like sell a t-shirt with like like I don’t know my face yelling in rage because the Toronto Maple Leafs lost. That would sell. It has to be something where people laugh at me, make fun of me. Then it would freaking sell, man. That’s 2C logo. No one gives a [ __ ] about that. We need some General Zod t-shirts. Yeah, that’s the last thing I need. I make a General Zod t-shirt, DC knocks on my front door. Excuse me. Yeah. Uh, we’re suing you for copyright infringement. So, you know, you made 75 bucks on those t-shirts. Yeah, we’re going to freaking sue you for 50 50 grand. That’s our trademark, General Zod. All right, it wouldn’t work. See, Gavin Finley on YouTube. Appreciate it, buddy. Thanks for becoming a member. See, we’re just going to do that, Gavin. No t-shirts, no merch. If you guys want to support, you get yourself a green name. Get some emotes. Same thing on Twitch. If you want to subscribe, even though it’s [ __ ] 10 bucks for a subscription nowadays, we’ll just keep it right there. Jonathan Arbuckle, I love you, John. I love the way you spit on it. I’m going for a drink of water. I’m just going to reset here for a second. Hang on. John, how’s the Tik Tok doing? Tik Tok is doing pretty good, man. It’s all dumb. It’s weird, though. Here you go. Here’s the Tik Tok. Yeah, we got five and a half thousand. Some videos get a lot like But again, it’s the videos that I [ __ ] start raging. Half a million. half a million. Brad Marshian fight gets like a thousand, right? The replays. How this one gets 156,000, this one gets 5,000. I don’t know. I don’t understand the Tik Tok uh what’s it called? Algorithm. Sometimes our videos get pushed to the moon, sometimes they don’t. I don’t know. Johnny, this chat is weird tonight. Tell me about it. Samakai, I think you guys are suffering that brain fog the same as I am, right? It’s too much hockey as we got some baddies behind the Edmonson Oiler bench. Can I see another closeup of Chuck Knoblock, please? Oh my god. It’s Chris Knobblock, Johnny. Whatever. I don’t care. I got his last name right. Is there a base? Was there a baseball player? Knoblock Chuck. Was that his first name? There might have been. Freaky Johnny. Dadov shirts. Oh yeah, that’s the last thing I need. dad enough to come and freaking sue me for using his likeness. Weird tonight. It’s weird every time he streams. I know, Javin. At least with the Leaf games, you know, I could focus on the Leafs cuz I was really into it. This Dallas and Edmonton series and even Florida and Carolina, you know, I turn into more of a a what’s it called? Unbiased commentator in there. There goes Rupe Hints. Plays it back to the point. Thomas Harley over to is that Cody Cece? Cody Cece throwing it on the net. Is Cece number 44? I think he is right. Hotbot 3000. He’s got that blue membership on YouTube. You’ve been around for a while. Let’s go. We’re going to be coming up to the year soon. Who on YouTube is going to get that year-long badge, man? It’s got to be popping up soon. Dom, when did we get the membership started? It’s got to be popping up soon. June or July or something, man. Hotbot, lol. Dude, I told you I got brain fog tonight. I read your name quickly and then I look back at the game. So, I saw Hotbot. Hbot, my bad, buddy. Quick shot. Robertson blocked in front. Dallas still buzzing and Skinner with that save. We got some rough stuff on front. Walman crosschecking. That was a nice cell right there. That was a nice cell. Who’s 15 on Dallas? Is that Colin Blackwell? What is Robertson doing with Colin Blackwell? Is that their fourth line? I knew it. I knew that was going to be a penalty. I knew it. He sold that one. Well, Colin Blackwell sold that one. Well, get in the box, Jake Walman. Yeah, you just gave up a power play goal. How are you going to do something stupid like that and punch the other team in the face after? Oh, you dumb dumb dumb dumb dum dum. Cody CC is number 44. Nice shot block. Nice freaking pass block right there by Adam Henrik. And then they get another shot right there. And boom. Look at that. Look at that. Wman, what in the hell? Carts 245 with the five gifted subs on Twitch. What are you doing, buddy? That’s like 50 bucks or some [ __ ] Appreciate it, my man. Thank you very much. Twitch continues to grow. YouTube continues to grow. See, we’re just going to do this. Johnny, what the f did Perry do? I don’t know. I thought it was Walman, right? The Red Viper 98. And same thing with Slink. What? Why? Why is Perry in the [ __ ] I don’t even know. Agued. Aguided feeling guilty that he’s gambling right now. So, he comes in with 20 memberships on YouTube. Well, there you go. You guys got your green names. I’mma win big tonight. Good luck, Aguetimon. Good luck, brother. Perry two minutes for being Perry. He yanked his jersey. That’s what Perry did. Oh, they called it on Perry. Perry guilty by association. I guess it’s just Cory Perry was on the ice. We don’t know what happened. Give him the penalty. Dallas on the power play. 133 left. Back to Duchain. A little sloppy pass. Rantin’s got it again. Duchain going back door. Rantin has to go back to Hkinan. Back to Rantin. Watch out for Duchain. Yep, there’s the play. Shot block in front by Bousard or it just missed the net. I could see Rantin eyeing up Duchaine from a mile away. Question, did Rantin and Duchain ever play together on Colorado or was he Gonzo Allonzo by then? I can’t remember. I know McKinnon definitely played with Duchain and it was when Douche left to Ottawa that he actually started to play better. Was Was was Ranton in there? Yes, they played together. Interesting because I saw on that power play Ranton and was looking for Duchain. That was the play they were looking for. Look at the hands there by Granny Granland. Nice moves. Granland’s got it again. Centers it through. Trying to find Tyler Sean on the far right side. Sean, that’s an intercept. Oh my god. Oh my god. McDavid is loose. Here comes Heyman. Twoon one. Oilers shot. Oh, good save by Hottonure. Either it was a save or it missed the net. McDavid had all the time and space in the world. I thought for sure that was a goal. Robertson. Good save by Skinner. We got back and forth action here. Oilers stars. It’s going to be a great series. It’s already been great. Lock in boys. Marchment goes back. Dallas. 20 seconds left. One-time there by Sean. Going to be blocked by Walman. Up and over the glass. Damn, dude. So, what happened with McDavid shot off the wing? I saw he picks it up and I’m like, “Oh god, that’s a two-on-one.” And it’s McDavid. I wonder if he was a little bit tired or not. Took on was it Harley walking in shot. Oh, he hit the side of the net. Oh, he hit the side of the net or the post or something. Outside of the net, the back side of the bar. Close shot there by Conor McDavid. But no, the Dallas Stars, they survive a short-handed goal right there. Recorded a point in 10 of the 12 2025 playoff games, man. Man, crazy Oilers. Can they kill this penalty off? They were penalty killing Maestros last year. Looks like they are. Ryan Nton Hopkins. He’ll break it up. Oo, that’s on side. Nice job by Adam Henrique to stay on side there. The Nooj made a nifty little move at the blue line. Could have thrown his teammates offside. Jonathan Arbuckle. John, you’re the reason I drink. All right, Jonathan Arbuckle, I’m sorry. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Hang on. Counterattack. Perry. Tricidle. Good save. Autinger. Another great save. Or it hit the side of the net again. Dryidle and McDavid getting saved by hitting the side of the net. Man, I need some replays here. We’ve had back and forth action. Dad enough. I don’t want to hear Donov. It’s dad enough. Holy [ __ ] I’m the one who set the freaking uh set the pace for his last name. It’s dad enough. is legendary at this point. Oilers will get that puck out. They got some space again through the neutral zone. Tryidle wants to find Perry. Perry does get that puck back. Pushes it in the corner. Harley on it now. Harley chipping it past the blue line. Man, some speed here. Speed for Rup. Oh man, Rupe. Hints. So much speed. He put his whole team offside. Something was forming there, but that pass was just a little bit weak, man. His name is Goat Johnny. Sergey Dadov. It’s uh the Donov. I don’t care about that, man. Oh my god. Was Dom sending me in here? Oh jeez. Here you go. Here you go. Johnny Superb man sticker. $3.55. What the hell? Somebody’s Somebody’s selling a 2BC sticker. I’m not getting any of this. Designed and sold by Den Anne. I’m suing him. I’m suing him right now, man. Den Anne, you son of a [ __ ] That belongs to me. You see what I mean? See what I mean? People are actually selling. I think Ringo did something like that as well during the Utah Yeti series. He actually made like a Utah Yeti website and he made a Utah Yeti jersey and I think you could buy like crazy man. Crazy. People are looking to freaking take merchandise from my brand. That ain’t right. To court. See you in court. Drunk toothpaste man. Solid name buddy. John, you and Roach definitely do butt stuff together and [ __ ] joins sometimes. Why is somebody liking that? Why? Why is somebody thumbming that up? What the Can I find out who thumbmed that up? Can I find out who the [ __ ] that is? Holy [ __ ] man. Johnny going American on sticker gate to court to court. Two likes. I know. 21 Bobo. What the hell’s their problem, man? Message deleted by Floopy Floops. All right. Barry Floopity Flop is now modding $5 donations. Barry, what the hell, bud? I’m trying to chase that bag. I want him to be able to donate as much as he wants. As long as he’s trolling me, I don’t give a [ __ ] What are you doing, buddy? What the hell are you doing? Dom’s got a nut. What the [ __ ] Do you see what I mean? If someone is buying that t-shirt, I swear to God, that is not promoting my brand. That is not That is an insult. $49.99 Canadian for that piece of [ __ ] For that [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] See what I mean? See what I mean? See what I [ __ ] mean, man? I ain’t selling that trash to you guys. Holy [ __ ] Unbelievable, man. Johnny, I’m buying it. If you guys buy I swear to God if somebody spends 50 bucks on that t-shirt and has never joined, become a member for $1 a month or even become a sub on Twitch, I’mma lose it. I’mma lose my [ __ ] man. More people are making money off of me that I’m making from my fans. This ain’t right. This ain’t right. It’s time I get selfish. It’s time I get [ __ ] Stephen A. Smith on you guys. All right. I’mma sell everything. Bars of soap. Uh uh uh uh uh what’s it called? Um you know those hats where you can put two beer bottles in, right? those caps. I’m going to get one of those, a 2BC. I’m going to get like bathwater containers that I’m going to sell. Sponges and window wipers, hockey tape. I’m going to [ __ ] just sell out. Ladies and gentlemen, vibrators. Sure. Andre, if you want a 2BC vibrator, I mean, whatever floats your boat. Andre, better call Stephen. Stephen Pu. A 2BC tiny spoon. I’ll do that, too. 2BC burgers. Yeah, baby. John, what would you do if you saw someone wear that? I would I would put my head down and hope that they don’t recognize me. I would I wouldn’t go up to them. I would I’d be like, “Nope, no, no, no, no.” Cuz I know if I went up to them, they’d be like, “Why the [ __ ] did you put this on the freaking market, man? I want my $50 back.” And that was what $4950 something. That was even like that was like Canadian currency. And that wasn’t even including tax and shipping and handling, bro. Probably 70 bucks. Ridiculous. 2BC smelling salt. Just a bunch of marijuana and mostly Canadian, I guess. Sell custom NHL box covers. Sell uh sell 2BC hockey cards. You know what, Dom, we did hockey cards back in the day. Dom, I’m giving you a new task. All right. I want you to make the 2BC mod hockey cards. All the mods, put it into hockey form. All right. And all the stats are basically how good they are as mods. And then we’ll sell them. We’ll sell them. The Barry Floopity Flop card, the Hope Nasty card, the Ray Stanley card, Echo, Aguid, Jordan, AMA, all these guys. All right, we’ll sell those hockey cards. We have some already. Yeah, well, we got to do it again. We got to get like the 2025 version, man. 2BC alcohol. Yeah, let’s get some alcohol. Let’s start killing some brain cells of our fans. Lord knows they kill my brain cells every time I come and do one of these stupid ass commentaries for them. Pop back into the zone. Let’s go. Let’s Let’s get back on board. 8 minutes. 7:59. I haven’t even done a time check for you guys. No one even gives a [ __ ] We’re just talking about stupid [ __ ] tonight. 7:55 7:54 753 752 751 750. Ladies and gentlemen, why the hell did nobody say Johnny Screen? How the [ __ ] am I going to find the god? Oh man, how am I going to find the I hope that wasn’t there the whole period. I hope that was just there from the last commercial break for me clicking on the damn uh merchandise. Man, I’m not going to be able to find any highlights now. Great, great, great, great, great. Tubc dildo. All right, Zero Sukura. John, what’s your favorite type of hot dog? I don’t know, man. Libore ga hair. I’m waiting for you. Go ahead. Tell your joke. Tell your joke. What’s my favorite kind of hot dog? Screen. John. Oh, wait. Nobody is watching tonight. I know, Shabin. I get that sense as well, man. Uh there’s always like a lull in the hockey viewership in the uh second or third round when your favorite teams get eliminated, right? If Montreal was still in here, oh, I’d be banging it home with chasing that bag. Toronto, same thing. Edmonton’s not bad, but it ain’t no Eastern Conference team. Hell, even Ottawa. And this was the year we didn’t have any original six, right? I mean, the Rangers, Detroit, Chicago, Boston, like these teams in the playoffs. The fans love it. And then the early expansion teams like Philadelphia, the Islanders, right? Even Buffalo. I know they haven’t been there in a while. Buffalo fans would like it, but look, we’re left with Carolina, Florida, and [ __ ] Dallas. It’s is almost as if it’s Gary Bman’s wet dream right here, right? Oh my god. Why is it the Southern American teams keep on going further in the NHL playoffs? The teams that they’re trying to build freaking fan bases for, why are these the teams that keep on winning? Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida. When I say Florida, Tampa, Tampa, Tampa, Florida, Florida, Florida. Ridiculous. Income tax. Uh, income tax. I don’t I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it, man. It can’t just be income tax. Less tax [ __ ] John, read the AI summary. Oh, no. What is the AI summary going to say here? Hang on. Viewers are te are reacting to a streamer selling merchandise and joking about taking legal action against a viewer who made a negative comment about it. You damn, you better not talk negatively about my damn merchandise or I’m gonna sue you, says the AI, man. Thank you very much, chat. GPT, giving me ideas going forward. Yeah, Johnny, a 2BC prostate massager, please. All right, John T. I’ll get right on that, buddy. 2BC up the bum, I guess. Florida has the most spoiled for sports fans in the world. Panthers, Tampa, and the Heat. I know, man. I know. I know. And we’re stuck up here in Toronto. I guess we had 2019 right before the bubble. We got the Raptors, but when it comes to hockey, man. Baseball as well. 1994, some [ __ ] it’s ridiculous. At some point, the the fix is in. The rig is in, man. Jonathan Arbuckle. John, read my last donation. Why are seven people liking the pro? Okay, Dom. There might be something here. I mean, a prostate massager. We could probably sell that for like 250 or something. If there’s seven people willing to buy it, there might be something there. Jonathan Arbuckle, Johnny Superb Fleshlight. Thank you, Jonathan Arbuckle. That was a great donation, buddy. Awesome. Awesome topic to talk about. I’m so glad I went back and read it. You’re [ __ ] legend. [ __ ] idiot. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Johnny, I would buy that. Two BCs with my wife. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. At least you’re making the playoffs. Vancouver hasn’t made [ __ ] Oh my god. Shaven, are you seriously complimenting the Toronto Maple Leafs at the expense of your Vancouver Conucks? Things are real bad in Vancouver now. The Toronto Maple Leafs have turned Vancouver fans into being jealous of our team. This is crazy. That’s That’s I never thought I’d hear the day that some Vancouver Canuck fan would say that, man. A 2B sex doll. All right, Gavin Finley, we know what you’re on about now. What gender am I making my 2C sex doll? Oh my god, what have I opened up now? The freaking comments here are about to be wild. 2BC X Kessle hot dogs. Iron Man hot dogs. They always they already sell those at the United Center in uh in Utah, man. 2BC condoms. Johnny, what are we even talking about now, man? Holy [ __ ] Let’s lock in for some commentary here. 550 549 548. The Oilers behind their own net. We got a wild freaking hockey game here tonight, ladies and gentlemen. The 2BC fandom is off in their own tangents and I don’t know what I’m doing. But here comes Conor McDavid. He knows what he’s doing. Plays it back to the point. Four guys at the blue line right there. Only Zack Heyman on front. Jakeer easily sees that thing and smothers it. And are we going to another commercial break? Yes, we are here at the American Airlines Arena in Dallas, Texas. Boom. The chatbot summary is going to be wild once it updates. John New York Times. Oh, what are you guys doing now? What is this? What in the [ __ ] is Is this real? New General Zod limited edition. This is not right. Neil before. Although the price is a lot better. This one looks a lot What in the [ __ ] How is everyone making merchandise off me? I didn’t even know about this [ __ ] Should I be angry? Should I be upset? Like, if there was even one bot, I want that name. N name on the back. You can even put the what? Holy [ __ ] TBC official clothing. Official clothing. Is it official clothing? Limited edition General Zod shirt. Holy [ __ ] Special A special limited edition logo on the rear collar. Oh my god. See what we’ve been up to lately. You pile of [ __ ] Official my ass. That is not official. Well, whatever. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? At the end of the day, all the montages that I’ve made over the years, taking other people’s content, taking the NHL’s content, taking music and using it to build up a fan base. I guess it’s a hypocritical to think that they can’t happen happen back to me, right? Squeeze them out of the market, John. H whatever. Who gives a [ __ ] Jonathan Arbuckle. John, would you rather have Austin Matthews fleshlight or a Phil Kessle flesh? Oh my god, what kind of stupid [ __ ] question is that, man? The answer is obviously Phil Kessle. I mean, come on. Jesus Christ. As we’re back, ladies and gentlemen, Troy Stetcher on my screen. Hang on. Hang on. Here we go. This chat, man. Tank, I I don’t even know. But Tank, I’ve learned my lesson. You don’t fight it. You just run with it. Right. I could try to ignore it and just But then people are like like you got to entertain the fans on their terms. I’ve learned. I’ve learned. What are you going to do? What are you going to do, man? Anyone who knows your channel is pretty well aware that you don’t have an official merch. No one is buying those [ __ ] knockoffs. I hope not. Gucci librarian. I hope not, but you never know. On some unsuspecting, you know, oh, TBC merch. Types it in in a search uh search bar. Boom. It pops up. Oh, this is it. Even if they know it’s not official, but they want it anyways. That’ll piss me off, man. The chat is sick tonight. Sick in a good way. The Matt. Like good sick or sick is as in disgusting because it could go both ways, buddy. Oh my god. Same with a lot of these guys in the chat. Parents could fall for it. Yeah, parents could fall for it. You think I got little kids watching my freaking commentaries anymore? You guys have all grown up. I’ve got to I’ve got to reach the young generation all over again. That’s why we’re on Instagram. That’s why we’re on TikTok, right? But they ain’t coming to watch these long ass streams. They are swiping. They are scrolling. They are on to the next thing. Five seconds and move on, man. So that’s just the way it is. Puck picked up behind their own zone. There goes Evan Bousard. Bousard, he’s going to get chased behind his net. That’s going to start the breakout. Bousard starting it up. He’s got Oscar back all over him. Plays it out wide. Pod Coulson whiffs on that shot. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Puck behinder. Where the hell did that hit off the post or something? A whiff by Pod Coulson. I don’t know how the puck got there. I don’t know what the hell was that. I have no clue. Tryidle hits that off the zebra. Get out of the way, zebra. Holy [ __ ] Johnny screen. Screen. Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Finally, I got somebody helping me out. Was that Jordan A? Jordan A. Thanks, bud. There’s a mod that I can trust. Barry Floopity Flop, you were way late to the story, bud. No. No. That’s why you’re freaking cucked here. Jordan A was my man right there. Ekko gets the freaking link first in the Discord. Yep. Yep. Yep. No. These guys, these guys on YouTube, they know what they’re doing, man. They really do. My Twitch subs are a little bit wacky. Centering play right there. Doesn’t go in. Kaspari Kappan starting it up. puck kind of that looked like a puck pass that I make there. Kaspari Kaan. No velocity on it at all. Just feathering it up there. The [ __ ] Kappan dumps that puck in. Picked up by Auer. Auer leaves it there in the corner for Bishel. Bishell number six. He’s big, but man, he’s on the ice a lot, isn’t he? It’s Bishell guy. Is he Arnold down? 2.0. Troy Stcher gets it up to Connor Brown. Fourth line out there. Third line probably if it’s a Vander Kane and Vander. So, is that Adam Henrik and Vander Kane and Connor Brown? has got to be their third line. I’d imagine Matias Yanmark is on their fourth line with like uh I don’t even know. I don’t even know. I got to get familiar with these lines, man. It’s hard when I’m talking to you guys the entire time. Matt Duchain twisting and turning. Can’t control that puck, though. Fighting off two Edmonton Oiler players along those boards. Tricidle’s going to kick it down. Troy Stetcher picks it up. Goes Dto D over to Darnell Nurse. Back to Stetcher in their own zone. Full set of line changes for both teams. Troy Stetcher retreats behind his own goal line, uses that net to defend the forche and here he comes. Troy Stetcher up to Adam Henrik. So it’s probably Henrique and Cory Perry and Yanmark, I’d imagine. Yeah, that’s probably it. Back the other way. Dadov, you have Genny Dadov left wing. Tries to throw it on front of the net. Can’t get it by John Clinberg right there. Wyatt Johnston now behind the net. Oh man, I got a 63 and a 53 on the same line. That’s pretty rough for me, man. Dad enough. Was he lining up a body check right there? I think he was, but he just he thought better of it. Might have been boarding. Heads up play by Datinoff. Jamie Ben back to the point. Quick wristster. That’s going to just miss the net. The Dallas Stars with that pressure late. We got just over two minutes to go, ladies and gentlemen. [ __ ] the commentary. John just talked to us. Shavin, I got two minutes left. Shut the [ __ ] up. All right, I got to try to just do some work right here. TSN might if TSN is is listening. I’m sorry for you dropping the fbomb right there. All right, my fans. Sometimes they deserve it. I can be professional. Lock me up. Eight years long term. All right. I still got those four and a half white stars. Let’s go. Let’s go. Five white stars. Actually, I got that generational talent. Boom. Henan going to leave it there for Lindell. Lindell. Fin. Fin on fin warfare right here. Edmonton trying to clear it out. They can’t. That’s weak. Granny Smith picks it up. Here we go. Dallas again. 136. 90 seconds. Just over. Rantin. And he’s got it on the right side. Leaves Bard behind. Not only can he make that turn, but he’s got that big body as well. So when he makes that turn, you’re screwed. Speaking of screwed, here comes McDavid. Watch out. Oh man, the new good back check there by Hkin. And I thought McDavid off to the races there, but I don’t know. Doesn’t seem like it’s working for him so far in this game. Darnell Nurse, he’ll dump that puck in. Goes all the way around. Essa Lindell picks it up, throws it up the left wing. Dallas just one for checker at a time trying to make sure that that puck gets into the offensive zone. Darnell Nurse leaves it behind the net. There is Brett Kulak. Dallas is not letting Edmonton control their breakouts. That makes sense, man. With the speed they can generate, you want to get on them quick and make their defenseman make mistakes. There it is on front. Rebound Kinan. Kappan was right there and just couldn’t tap that sucker home. Man, if only he could have stayed upright, he might have had a chance to give them a two nothing lead. But Dry Sidle back the other way. Watch out for the the Tiger Tank taken to the corner right there. Harley man, the open arm wrapped around dry sidle. That’s going to be two minutes for holding. That’s obvious, man. That is obvious. VC John talking about 2BC condoms. TSN. Yeah, he’s our guy. Yeah, but maybe VC they realize, you know, the new generation wants to laugh during these live streams. And you don’t have to have it be PG, right? You can keep your boring commentators, but if you want to take advantage of the next generation, you got to have these live streamers that are having fun with hockey. That’s what I’m hoping for, BC. That’s what I’m hoping for. I’m probably way off, though, man. Because, you know, it’ll happen with every other sport first. It’s going to have to happen with the NFL, the MLB, and and the NBA. They’re going to have to start incorporating uh uh content creators first, and then the NHL be like, “Oh, we should do that as well.” Allan Wilkins, John, if you’re commentating every game, I’d watch. I’d sell a kidney. Appreciate it there, Alan Wilkins. Well, we’re building something up here, Allan. This is my first year of being a full-time commentator. Who knows where it heads, right? Who knows where this path leads? We’ll see. All right, what do we got? 30 seconds left. A power play that’s going to be uh broken up by the intermission, but Edmonton wins the faceoff. They can create here. 26 seconds. McDavid. Ah, McDavid put himself into a bad spot right there. felt the need to get rid of the puck and he put it right on the stick of a Dallas Star player. Edmonton on the power play on the road is two for 18. That is not good. What’s two for 18? Jesus. McDavid. Oh man, that speed. Nice job there by Who is that? That is Oh my god. Is that Petravic? Petravic just standing up. McDavid, not even looking at the puck right there. As we come to the end of the first period, ladies and gentlemen, all tied up at uh sorry, one- nothing going into the uh first intermission. The Dallas Stars trailing one to nothing. I don’t know why I said all tied up. I told you my brain right now I got brain fog, so I’m going to be making mistakes all over the place. Colin Donahoo, John, you could be like Paul Biznasty except for TSN. Well, the thing is Paul Biznasty, he actually played in the NHL, right? I got nothing on those guys, right? like to be an actual NHL experienced commentator, a broadcaster, that’s next level. That ain’t me. So, I wouldn’t have the experience to give you insights into how NHL players actually act. I’m just somebody who likes hockey and watches it, man. You’re a good player, though. Guys, I haven’t been on No, no, no. Growing up, I played street hockey with my friends, man. I had a couple ball hockey leagues, some inline, some beer leagues. I never played any kind of professional hockey, man. My parents put me in soccer when I was a kid. You think they had money to put me in hockey when I was like three or four and get like a hockey coach like Martner had McDavid? No, man. I just had fun growing up playing hockey with my friends. All right. All right. Here we go. Don’t worry. Just [ __ ] your way through it. Well, I wouldn’t lie about it. I just don’t sell your soul, Johnny. You played pro, Johnny. It’s the same. You played be a pro. That’s true. That’s true. I could be the first commentator who won the Stanley Cup in the NHL franchise. Boom, baby. Yeah, that’s got to mean something. It’s got to go for something, right? All right. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s go. Let’s play some puck with the boys. Everyone is more than welcome. And I realize how [ __ ] I am at the game now. All right. So, no more bitching and complaining from my perspective. No more thinking that I’m the best player. I’m not. I I’m terrible. And uh the skill gap for this game is very high. and the things that I was focusing on trying to get better. Uh uh it it just it was the wrong thing, man. I was not doing the right thing. So, I started focusing on how to get better and I realized, woo, I got a long way to go. All right. So, what should the password be here tonight? Let’s go. I I think I spelled that wrong. There you go. 10 2bc North America. Boom. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s start this sucker up. Donoose, do you think the modern equipment makes the game better? I’d argue it’s a negative with how expensive it is for kids. That’s a great point, Dom Fouse, right? How many kids could have been great hockey players, but just either it’s not even like the kids make a conscious decision when they’re younger, right? It’s their parents. It’s their parents. And yeah, you got to start buying equipment for kids every single year, right? And hand-me-downs, don’t get me started on hand-me-downs. When you start like especially kids start sweating, those hockey equipment smell like [ __ ] You know, they got piss on them, sweat on them. I don’t want no hand-me-downs. So, it’s very, very expensive. Yes. How did Panther and Zamboni Jones get in here? Panther, you son of a [ __ ] Why are you showing up? Look at Zamboni Jones and Panther. I’m telling you, they’re on the same Why Why am I getting stream sniped now? Why am I getting stream sniped by these good players in Puck and they joined the same team. Let’s go off and get some highlights. I’m getting stream sniped. I’m getting stream sniped. All right, the password’s McDavid. Whatever. Whatever. McDavid’s the password. All right, Panther. There you go, buddy. You can take over. Oh my god. And I’m not even I mean I’m getting I’m second period. If you’re in this one, you’re not allowed to join the next one. All right. So, can you guys do me a favor? Remember the names. Remember the names. I’m telling you, all the good puck players are now telling their buddies, “Hey, man. We can go into this lobby and freaking go off.” I’m telling you, all we have now line and freaking Zamboni Jones. Freaking Zoom is in here. Panther is in here. Hella, I’m telling you, I I don’t know. Panther, I don’t believe you, Zamboni Jones. I don’t believe you for a second. All right. I don’t believe you guys for a second. What? Why is it How did 12 people get in here? What? It’s supposed to be that. No. No. No. No. They’re cheating. They’re cheating. They’re cheating. Oh, no. No. No. I’m not having this. I’m not having this, man. No. No. Somebody’s cheating. I’m being I’m being stream sniped. I’m not having this. I am not having this. Not having it whatsoever. I’ll start another lobby. I’ll find another place. I’m not having this. Not doing it. Not doing it. All right. I’m going to toasters rink modded trna4. All right, there you go. I’m not doing this. I am not doing this. I know they’re cheating. I know they are cheating, man. We got freaking 12 people in here. How the hell does that even happen? And what is a modded rink mean? Toasters rink. Who the heck? And look at everyone joining the freaking blue team. Paul missed the net. I know he’s good. I’ve seen him in the lobbies by himself. Get on the freaking right team, boy. Blue team for me. Looks like I’m playing D. Do we have a goalie? Don’t have a goalie. Don’t have a goalie on the blue team. Need a goalie, boys. Need a goalie. Yeah. How’s it going, bud? Yeah. Get your stick out of my face. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, Matt Vay Mechov. Way to go, buddy. Oh my god. Bro, how are people so fast? It’s legit the same people. I know, but at least it capped out at 12. I don’t know how they got into my lobby. Maybe there’s like a glitch in the game where if you have so many people doing it at the same time, they can actually fit in. I have no clue, man. I have no clue. All right, here we go. I’m going to be a passenger because we’re in here with people who are way better than me. All right. Well, at least I know my role now. Good luck to everybody. Let’s start this sucker up. Oh, voted yes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, I’m playing lefty for my boys. Let’s go. I got another game of puck. So, let’s see if I can get my stick handling a little bit better. And also just watching the uh the good guys play. Keeping the speed up. All right. So, I got to make this corner now. Faking it and then faking it back this way. Then going this way around you. All right, there you go. And then Oh, almost pulled it. Almost got it out of there. Where are they? Where are they? Take a look. Take a look. He’s He’s He’s fighting you this way. Go this way. Fake him. Zoom is not going to get fake. I’m right there, Zoom. I’m right there. Go up the boards, boys. Go up the boards. There’s the pass to you. There you go. Right wing. There you go, Zoom. How about that, buddy? Nice for check, [ __ ] Yeah, this is all my job is now, right? Passing it up to the guys who are way better than me. Play defense. Keep your speed up. I’m not stopping at the blue line anymore for point shots. All right. I’m keeping my speed up and I’m looping. You passing it to me, buddy. Oh, he’s going up the ice. There you go. Keep my speed up. 27 kph so that I can just spam it whenever I want. Keep your speed up. Don’t break. And just turn. And now burn the speed. Get up to 31 kph and just back check. Burn it again. Right. Hold down that speed button. Hold down that speed button. And I’m getting there. And I got I got I got freedom. I got freedom inside. Off the boards. Nope. That ain’t going to work. Off the boards. That ain’t going to work. H trying to get in there. When I’m on the boards, the backhand will work. the forehand off the boards is not going to work that much. So, you got to be better with it. Keep your speed up. Keep your speed up. I’m just playing like I see these other guys who are real good playing. All right. It doesn’t feel right, but this is not regular hockey. This is puck. So, I’m keeping my speed up. Waiting. Wait. Maybe he finds me here. No, he didn’t find me. That’s all right. Just doing loops. Loops at the blue line. Waiting for my chance to pounce. All right. But I don’t want to be wasting my stamina. So, I’m back here. This is what these good guys do. They’re just waiting back here. Waiting for the puck to be cleared. Waiting for red team to do something stupid. Nice back check, guys. Nice back check. Get over there. I’m doing more loops. There it is. Now the puck is coming to me. Puck is coming to me. There you go. Make the corner now. Make the corner. I see you 39. I see you 39. Oh, let me play it off of him. Little two guys right there. There you go. There you go. I tried to get it already to a 39. I missed. Get your speed up. Get your speed up. Nice moves. Nice moves. Get your speed up. Just patrol the blue line. Patrol the blue line and wait. And wait. There’s my chance. There’s my chance. Going to get it. And flick it back in. There you go, boy. That wasn’t a great flick. My bad. My bad. Backing off. Turn around. Get your speed up. All right. Back to 27 kph. All right. Again, I’m all the way back here in the neutral zone. I know it looks horrible. It’s like I’m not even playing hockey anymore, but I’m keeping my speed up. And I’m going to be the defender. I’m going to be the defender. Here we go. Here we go. And left side. Oh [ __ ] Right. I was I Oh man. I was looking behind so I didn’t have Oh, big freaking post. I was looking behind so I didn’t have that much of a shot. I should be careful there. Oh, get it up. Nope. Not going to get it up. Get back. Get back. Get back. going to be making these mistakes, but I have to play at full speed. And that’s where I could tell 4v4 I’m [ __ ] because I like to slow down a lot, right? And slowing down it just is not what the good guys do. Maybe it works. I don’t know. I’m going I’m going. Can you guys get it up? Can you guys get it up? I’m going. Stick on the ice. All right, that’ll do. That’ll do, pig. Here we go. Shot. Top shed. Oh, I missed. I missed. I missed. Over the net. My bad. The accuracy for the post was good, but the I just I keep skying him. I keep on skying them. That’s just where I’m at right now. Close one. It wasn’t really close, Panther. I missed by a country mile. I’m [ __ ] I am [ __ ] with my shots, man. Higher. I know. I know. I know. I know. I always send them flying way too high now. All right. Coming around. Coming around. I’m going to back skate for this one. Put my body on front. We’re good. Back to fork skating. Here comes the puck. Here comes the puck. I saw it on the radar. I can see it on its way. Go left side. Number 10’s all the way up the ice. Flinging it. Flinging it. I own my boards. There you go, boy. Right. So, this is the new style that I’ve been learning how to play. I’m not going to get any offense. It’s really just about being a pest back here. jumping on the puck when you can and keeping your speed up so that you can like just attack it whenever you need to. Like here I am again, bud. Here I am again. But here I am again. But stop, stop, stop. Oh, in the middle. Big save goalie. Big save goalie. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. All right, there’s line A on it. Keep your speed up. I got no stamina now. So, I’m not going to use it to accelerate. I’m just going to get up to 27 by itself and start the loops again. Start the loops, man. Start the loops. I’m not breaking. I’m not breaking for anybody. I’m not breaking. I’m going to just keep on doing loops. Make sure that you’re not running into anyone behind the net. All right, I’m going up the right boards. Going up the right boards. There you go. Oh, nice try, buddy. Nice try. I should have kept on looking at it and kept my uh stick there. Anyone with me? I think I got 39 drop. 39 drop feed. 39. Oh, buddy. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I was trying to find the gap. It wasn’t good enough. I put it between line A and Mechoff right there. My bad, boys. Bad pass. Bad pass. Shot from the rush there. You got it. You got it. Little toe drag. What do I got? Got two guys on me. So, off the wall. Two guys are right there. See what I’m not going to get around them when they’re going to the board. So, flick it off the wall up to your winger and just get it out. Right. So, this is what I mean. I’m getting a lot more control the game. And also, I notice that I’m getting to the puck a lot more, right? So, play it that way. Take a peek. I got a goalie. I got it. I got it. We’re okay. 12 seconds. Fling it up the boards. Only 10 seconds left. I’m trying to get it up the boards for you guys. My bad. Ah no. I should have skated with it a little bit more. This could be dangerous. I might have screwed the pooch in the first period. Nice clear ice. So, what do you guys think? John being a defensive liability. You think I’m not playing well? I don’t feel like I’m playing well either. I feel like I’m completely out of position. It doesn’t feel like I’m actually playing hockey, but it’s puck. And I was watching players that I know are way better than me. Like levels beyond me, man. And and like this is what they were doing. So, I’m trying to replicate it. I’m just trying to replicate what I’m what I’m doing, man. So, if you guys have any criticism about my style, please let me know. I am just trying to get better. Trying anything to get better. There’s the shot. And I’m going. I’m already there. I’m already there. Already there. Oh, break. Break. Break. Oh. Oh, no. I should have broke. I shouldn’t have broke, right? You can’t break cuz then they’re going to get to it. Yeah, you can’t break like that. I thought I had it, but I did not. All the red was there. All right, blue. I see you, buddy. I see it. There you go, buddy. There you go. Make that pass. Make that pass. He’s on the breakaway. It’s his. You got it, bud. Oh, nice try line. Hey, good little play. I passed the puck. I did the right thing. Now get back on D. Get back on D. You did the right thing. Now get back on D. My breakout pass was solid. It was right there. There it got to him. Turn around. Nope. Watch out. Watch out. He’s going to He’s going to teach to the inside. He’s going to D to the inside. Get there. Get there. Oh, what the [ __ ] Oh, is that the mod? Holy [ __ ] It just exploded us out of the net. That’s awesome. Look at this. All of us went flying when the puck went in. You’re thinking too much when you have the puck, Johnny. What should I be doing, Banana Man? Should I just get rid of it right away, or should I be stick handling? I’ve been trying to stick handle at this speed, but it’s it’s really hard. Like I just I cannot do it. Next time I try to get the puck, I’ll try to stick handle for you and I I watch I’ll I’ll screw it up within the first or second hit. I’ll screw it up. I’ll either hit it too far on front of me or I will have it in my uh feet and I’ll have to break. But there are people that I see they just skate full speed and it works for them, man. Where is the Where’s the puck? There it is in the right corner. You guys got it. Come on. We got to get back in this game now. We are down by one. Wrap around. Nice try, boy. He going to clear it. Yes, he is. Panther. Does Panther want it? I got it around the outside. Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn. Shot. Oo, nice try. So, you turn the corner, wait till you feel them on you, and then you have your stamina to burn to get around the corner there. That was decent. That was decent. You fling it up the boards. You fling it up the boards, buddy. There’s the fling. There’s the fling. It’s going to get past me. It’s going to get past me. There it is. All right, so let’s see if I can turn the corner here. 78’s on me. Fake. Fake like I’m going. See, I got him going that way. See that? That little boom. Boom. I just couldn’t control it, but I definitely faked them out thinking I was going to go back. It’s just like it’s those hesitations and then you make the right turn. All right, so here it is again. Here it is again. We go this way. I got no one on me. I got no one on me. Here we go. Stick handle. Stick handling. I got through the triangle, but I ran into him. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Stick stick handle. Stick handle. Uh, pass it up to Mitchkov. Mishkov. There you go, bud. Pass it up to him. Mishkov, nice try, Matt Bay. It’s all good, buddy. It’s all good. So, trying to process the information. Pass it when somebody’s open. Stick handling. It’s the speed of 4v4 that I was terrible at. I’m still terrible at it, but I’m like that handle right there by Blina A. He picked it up full speed. He goes backhand, forehand, and he’s got it under control. It’s that it’s that that I see from good players. It’s their ability to just one two full speed a dead puck and they’re off. Lion with the shot. Oh no, I’m not going to get there. I’m not going to get there. Backing off. Backing off. I’m there for defense now. I’m there. You ain’t doing [ __ ] buddy. You ain’t doing [ __ ] buddy. All right. Now again, stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle off the wall to yourself around the net. Uh, I see you on the board, but I’m going to try something here. Break. Little toe drag around you. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Shot. Oh my goodness. Bill Kessle. Yes. Oh, the practice makes perfect, baby. In his own zone, skating from end to end and ripping it. Yeah. Oh my god. This This is why this game is great. I practiced. I practiced it. It’s still I’m still [ __ ] I’m still [ __ ] but there’s there’s some there’s some life. There’s some life in it, man. Okay, here we go. That felt good. That felt good. All right, here we go again. Flick it high. Flick it high. Get over them. Get over Excuse me, Matt. Oh, Mad Fay, I had the I had the Michigan opportunity there, bud. You bum. Get back on D. No, no, don’t say bum. Don’t start blaming other people. That’s the toxic [ __ ] Get back and control the game. Get back and control the game. Get back. Get back. Got to keep on holding down stamina. Keep on holding it down. Oh jeez. So close right there. 128 left, boys. Come on. We can win this. Am I getting that? Am I getting No, I’m not. No, I’m not. Watch out for bodies. Watch out for bodies. Keep an eye on the bodies. Don’t puck. Look. Make sure there’s openings on front of you. You can keep that speed up. Going around the right side. Going back to the left side. Keep my speed up. Going back to the right side. Get over there. Eyes on the puck. Eyes on the puck. Eyes on the puck. Where is it? Where is it? Going over there. You going to clear it? You going to clear it? Yeah. There’s the click. That’s mine. I can break on that one. Off the boards around. Ar around. All right. He’s going to get it. It’s the next guy up, right? So, that’s what I mean about if you can get a a dead puck and start stick handling, but if you just hit a dead puck, the next guy is going to be up 4v4. So, I got it by two, but the next guy was up and it’s a turnover. Back in little flick into the corner. You got that line a line. Oh [ __ ] He’s leaving me. All right. All right. Oh. All right. I’m going to sweep it up front. Oh my god. I got it in there in the crease. No one was there. Put the blade down and swing it back so you can hook it. You see that? You see that? That was a nice little pass. 30 seconds left, boys. 30 seconds. Red team’s going to clear it. I’m back. I’m back. Oh, can I attack that? Can I attack that? Going through. Going through. Watch out for the ball. Center it. Center it. Blue team. Centering play. Oh, nice try, boy. Nice try. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No. I thought I was there first. I made the big mistake. I went in and I got deaked. That’s what you don’t want to do. Oh, baby. Stick handle. Stick handle. Stick handle. Ah, you suck. Oh my god. I Oh my god. Oh. [Music] [Music] [Music] It’s the [Music] rematch. Heat. Heat. N. [Music] [Music] Hey everyone. [Music] All right, ladies and gentlemen, second period is about to start. I got my break in there and we are ready to go. I’ve refreshed my page. Let’s go. One- nothing lead for the Edmonson Oilers. Audio. Yeah, audio’s taken care of. Oh my god. Oh my god. What’ you guys think? Did I look better? So hard, man. So hard. Young crack 21. What the hell? What is that currency? CHF48. Johnny, I’m in Spain. Drunken high as [ __ ] Since w since Wednesday. I spent 2k to see my Tottenham Hotspur win the Europa League against Manchester United. And another 1K on alcohol, weed, and a Latina to suck me off. First trophy for us in my life. And I’m 29. Well, buddy, enjoy your time over there in Spain. My man dropping money. Dropping loads apparently, too. Oh my god, what a [ __ ] comment. Well, I hope you’re having a great time over there, young crack. He cracked me [Laughter] up. Oh man, where’s Hope? Hope would probably love that comment. He’s a Tottenham Hotspur fan, too. All right, so we got a power play here for the Edmonton Oilers. broken up by the intermission. You always hate when that happens. S tier donation, I guess. So, what the [ __ ] And a a 1k on alcohol, weed. You know what’s funny about this guy? He says 1K on alcohol and weed. The alcohol and weed probably cost him like two 300 bucks. The the remaining 600 750 was for the [ __ ] [ __ ] buddy. Buddy. Oh, what a safe country. Oh Jesus. Power play here for Leon Dryidle down low. McDavid. McDavid’s got it. Look at him spin. Look at him drive the front of the net. Look at that. He’s not afraid to go to the dirty areas. And what a say. My fans are cracking me up right now. Young crack 21. Oh my god. That was a funny damn comment, dude. Johnny, so much for the TSN audition. Uh, you know what I’m saying, though. It still is an audition. They They come here and they’d be like, “Woo, there’s like a few hundred people in here.” You know, even thousands when we got Leaf Games. Something’s happening here, man. Johnny, did he use the TBC flashlight? Well, he’s he’s got the woman. What are you talking about, Jordan A? He doesn’t need the flashlight. That’s the whole point. He’s got the real thing. That Latina was his Hoover. Oh, I see what you’re saying. So, he says Latina, but it was an inanimate object. All right, John. When are you finally dropping that? All right. All right. This The stream has turned sexual all of a sudden. Let’s get back to hockey. Wman gonna throw that. Every time I say let’s get back to hockey, [ __ ] stoppage and play. And then I get back to looking at the chat and it just continues. God damn it. Edmonton and Dallas, would you guys pick up your [ __ ] already? Oh my gosh. Oh. So, what’ you guys think of the puck gameplay there, man? So, that’s basically what I was noticing when I was playing 4v4 and 5v5. I was so slow out there. So, it was just like I got to keep my speed up so I can just con and loop and constantly try to just see where the puck is. And then when you get it in your own zone, you got to be able to stick handle quickly, find an open pass. But like everything that I was doing 2v2 and 3v3, I mean, that’s just not the way to play the game. It’s just not. When you get 4v4, it it just changes completely. And so when I started to play 4v4 and 5v5 against people who are better than me, I realized, man, I am I I suck. And I have been tra like I’m I’m training the the the stick on the puck move, you know what I mean? I’m training hot dog moves for 2v2 and 3v3. That ain’t going to work in fives, man. So I’m going back to what works in fives, and that’s what I’m going to focus on now with my training. All right, great goal, John. Almost two goals. I know. Right at the end, too. I could have won it. I just I can’t get That’s the next thing I got to do now. If I can get my shot off. If I can stick handle a little bit better. High stick there on Connor Brown. Yeah. Hang on. Hang on. Stopage and play. Was it a skate that came up? Oh, man. Hopefully he’s okay. Hang on. Yo, Johnny, there’s a server for Puck called the PHL. There’s some local competitive games where you can play. Come play, get better, and have fun. Yeah, I know. I’ve gotten an email from somebody saying that I should join their team. That’s going to be something I do in this in the uh the summertime. All right. Oh my god. Granland. Oh, that’s so dangerous, man. The beard protected him. Maybe. Maybe just a few little hairs, you know, kept it away from his skin. Maybe. Who knows, man. Time check, Johnny. All right, we’ll do. 1806. Just waiting for the puck to drop. Hopefully Connor Brown is all right. [ __ ] That’s scary. Yeah, man. It is. It is. Keep your skates down, man, when you’re on the ice. What a comment to join the stream on. Skull Vikings. Sorry, bud. It’s been a wild night, dude. It has been a wild night. All right, so 18 and uh 18 minutes. 1759, 58, 57, 56, 55. By the way, what’s going on in that Pacers Knicks game right now? Who’s winning? Is it a game? Quick shot off the rush. That’s going to miss the net there. Dallas picks it up in their own zone and they’re going to send it all the way down the ice. Man, Skinner, what are you doing? Skinner, get back in the net, buddy. He moves it. It worked. It worked. Good job, Skinner. Man, what was Skinner doing there? Knicks by three. Knicks leading at half. So, okay. So, it’s a Man, it’s going to be another good finish. I kind of want to watch that game, but these damn 8:00 PM start times, right? I I’m I’m stuck with hockey. Not something bad to be stuck with. These Friday night streams be wilding. I know, L. People are drinking, people are smoking, people are having a good time, but it’s my job as the entertainer, the commentator to go with the flow. But whatever the fans want to talk about, boom, baby. It’s my job to make sure you guys are having a good time. My Toronto Maple Leafs are done. So, I could care less. I mean, I I I care. Like, I want to see McDavid do something. Here comes McDavid. But it’s nowhere near as stressful where I’m swearing every two seconds. And you know what I mean? Like, I just want to see some good hockey here. So, I’m here for all you now. I’m here to make sure that we complete the NHL playoffs and get this season done, man. Fridays are unhinged and I love it. Chat summary update. You want the chat summary update? All right, hang on. Let’s see. Uh, it’s not here. Why does it sometimes not come here? I don’t know. If I did miss out on any donations or subs, I do apologize. And on Twitch, DM Mexican Fury Monkey Town Dex Fury Carts Monkey Town Ryland. Uh, I hope I didn’t miss anything. Appreciate it, boys. Thank you very much. All right, here we go. Faceoff won by the Dallas Stars, picked up by Essa Lindell. He’s going to dump that puck out. Caught at centerized by was that Evan Bousard? I thought it was Kool-A at first. No, it’s Evan Bousard. Lindell in his own zone. What’s good Johnny? How’s it going DB Saucer 92? Just enjoying this game between Edmonton and Dallas. We had one goal in this game. Waiting for the next one. But what what with what we witnessed in game number one, you know, the Dallas Stars could explode for five unanswered in one period, right? So, this is one of those games we’re just waiting for that next domino to fall essentially. Dallas back the other way. Dad enough. Dad enough. Dad enough. Sweeps it out on front. That could still be an apple. Granling. What the hell’s Skinner doing? What the hell is Skinner doing? He’s He’s He’s not facing the puck. He’s swimming in his crease. Oh man. Oiler fans are not going to like the look of that. Datov out there with Wyatt Johnston and Michael Granland. We’re getting some line combinations being mixed up here by the Dallas Stars. Grlin going to take a shot there from the blue line. Good save by Skinner. No rebound. That’s the key right there. No rebound, man. What’s good, Johnny? Period three could be absolute cinema. Yep. Yep. We’re shaping up for that because Edmonton cannot lo Well, they can technically lose this game, but after that comeback in game one, you know, you want to get back to Edmonton with at least a split. You That’s the mindset you were in there after the second period of the first game. And for you to lose this one, then be down two nothing after you were already down two nothing against the LA Kings in the first round, you know, you don’t want to do that to Dallas. You got to win this game. You got to and then win one at home and boom, it’s back to being 2-2. Game five. Maybe win two at home. You got to get this one. You got to get this one. Damn, John. That 48 CHF dono is 90 bucks. Really? Damn, L. This is what I mean. These guys are crazy. It’s always the whales. Le, it’d be great if uh it’d be great if I could make t-shirts or memberships and everyone buys them. But I’m telling you, it’ll be like 10 guys who do it. And I don’t like the idea of like 10 people spending so much money. [ __ ] tank is like given like 5,000 subs or whatever, right? It’d be way better if everyone just donated or subbed once a month, but whatever. It’s just not the way the world works. So, I gotta fl roll with the punches. Go with the flow, man. Quick shot there by ranting and just going to miss. Not 5,000 yet. I forgot what number it is, Tank. So, I just said something. I don’t know, man. Johnny, don’t forget about the games connect. Well, that the commercial break here in the second. If you guys want to send some stuff in, I can definitely uh I can definitely uh try it out, man. We can do Wordle again here today if you guys want or we could do the daily dozen. Whatever you guys want. Games during the second intermission or second period. Second intermission. We’re going back to puck. Getting some fresh names in there, man. Sam Steel starts it up over to Marshman. Get out of the way there. Sam Steel. Is Robertson on the fourth line by the way? Dallas Stars. What is Robertson doing on the fourth line with Sam Steel and Colin Blackwell? Does Dbor not like the way he’s playing because of a recent injury? I know he’s back from injury, right? So, what the heck? The Daily Dozen is hard today, John. But whatever that I’m I’m only going to go one one for nine or or two for nine anyways. They’re all hard from my perspective, man. Johnny is playing like his brother right now. Getting scratched. He’s coming back off an injury. Robertson has zero goals in the playoffs. That’s probably why. Okay, just wondering. You could have zero goals, but as long as you’re playing well. But I guess uh from coming back from injury, Dbor just hasn’t liked what he’s seen from him. That’s pretty nasty, though, right? This is what I mean about the depth with the Dallas Stars. Hang on. Quick shot, Edmonton. There it is. Auter, nice job clearing that puck from his crease, man. It was sitting there just waiting to be put in, but Auter says no. But back to my original point. The Dallas Stars have such depth, they could put a guy like Jason Robertson on the fourth line. That’s wild. Rantin on the first, you know, uh uh uh what’s his name on that second line. Who’s their second line center again? Hang on. Hang on. It’s uh Duchain Sean and Mason Marchman. Jamie Ben on the third with Wyatt Johnson and Jason Robertson on the fourth. I mean, they just roll those lines at you, man. I hate to play defense with Skinner as my tendee. He’s so shaky. That’s what Bob does for the Florida Panthers, right, Michael? It’s like the confidence that he instills in his team. It allows them to play free. Oh, I’ll just go forche because Bob will save any mistake that we make, right? And then you got a goalie. I’m not saying Skinner’s that guy, but yeah, I’ve seen goalies like that as well. I remember there was a goalie who played for the Toronto Maple Leafs. What was his name? Guffs. Yonis Guffs. [ __ ] terrible. [ __ ] terrible. Always made the team play like [ __ ] because they had no goddamn confidence in him at all. Even our coach was calling him out in the postgame broadcast. Can we get a goddamn save? I think Ron Wilson was saying the monster gooferson. All right. What do you guys got for me? Uh, all right. Dom coming in with Wordle again. We’re doing Wordle again. All right. We’re going to do Wordle again, ladies and gentlemen. Fiveletter word. Wordle. I hate this game, man. Especially with my brain fog here today. This is going to be impossible. All right, so let’s go. Uh, let’s go. Shots. All right, to start this everything hockey related. Oh, baby. So, I got a word sh. So, the s and the h is there. All right. So, the second word sh. H. Let me see. Let me see. No. So, it’s not going to be O. So, it’s got to be shave. Let’s try Let’s try shave. All right. Enter. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Wow. So, I And you. It’s got to be an I. It’s got to be an I right there. It has to be an I. It has to be an I. [ __ ] Shift. Shift. But there’s no T. There’s an F. [ __ ] No, it can’t be shift. No. Uh, shifty. Shift. [Music] Uh, shiv. Shisir. Oh god. I don’t know. Shik shid. Oh, I don’t know. Ah, I I I don’t know. I don’t know. The game is back. We’re going to have to come back to this. I don’t What the hell is a word that starts with [Music] shi? This is I don’t know if I want to play this game anymore, man. I’m an idiot and the game is really showcasing how stupid I am. Uh, we’ll come back to that. Loick. Hey, John. been watching since NHL 11. I remember the NHL Mythbusters. Oh my god, that was probably Dom who made that video. Our montages. That’s a blast from the past. [ __ ] hell. My favorite series was Hitman. I’m from Quebec hauling my truck through the US in Texas right now. Thanks for keeping me entertained. Let’s go. Truckers on the road are listening to me. That’s why us Canadians respect the truckers. Oh my god. Let’s not start. Let’s not go down that route. Let’s please God, let’s not go down that route. Wow. Oh, let’s go. Zachary McN, appreciate it, buddy. Thank you very much. Drive safe. All right, Loick. I don’t know that that that’s how you pronounce your name, but that’s the way I see it. So, that’s the way I’m saying it. Got the Wordle on the second try today. Let’s go. Dum Dum bring Gum Gum. What a name. And you guys wonder why I have dyslexia when I’m freaking Look at that freaking username. Dum dum bring gum gum. How am I supposed to read that quickly and get back to the game? Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] take. [ __ ] take. Rayu. [ __ ] take. Yeah, we’ll go take a [ __ ] in time out for a minute, buddy. Bye-bye. [ __ ] Take hats. I’m the freaking I’m the freaking what’s it called? The authority figure here. I’m the tyrant here. I’m the dictator here. All right. When I say something, boom. It is the truth. 24-hour ban. That would be rough. Duchain taking a shot. Not going to get through. Dallas has still got it. Cycling it on the left half wall there. Kaspari Kappa going to come away with it in their own zone. I’m going to play it back. All right, dictator checks out. Let’s go. Time check, Jonathan. All right, money 888 1240 1239 1238 37 36 35 picked up by Tyler Sean there on the left side. Here he comes. He’s got some support, man. Am I Is it just me? Are they like double or triple shifting Michael Granland? I see him out there with Robertson. Now I’m seeing him out there with Duchain. What are they doing with Granland, man? or are they just like getting caught up on the wrong line changes? Rantin’s back out there. Rantin in front. Good save by Skinner. Huge save by Skinner right there. Oilers need to keep this lead. That is a big one. Steuart Skinner making a big save there on Mo Rantin, ladies and gentlemen. Again, Rantin in front. Just can’t get all of that puck. Rantin though, he’s feeling good about himself. Takes that puck down low. Shielding it. There you go. Edmonton. Connor Brown should be able to get that out. He does. That’s going to be Pod Coulson who chips it. Not far enough for an icing. Real good chip by Pod Coulson right there. That was dangerous out of nowhere. Right. Ranton and two. Oh my god. Skinner, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Robertson tries a no look floaty into the middle. My god. Steuart Skinner, what are we doing, boys? That’s twice now in this period. Just the way Skinner looks. I You know what? I’m seeing it now. Who was the guy with the comment? If you were a defender, you’d [ __ ] your [ __ ] your dick if uh you had Skinner as your goalie. I I I see it. I see it. This guy is flopping all over the case. He He’s leaving the net. He’s getting caught up, not looking at the puck at that time. He [ __ ] behind the net. Like, what’s he doing? What’s he doing? If you’re a goalender, 10 the goal. Exactly. Tank. Steve Dangle said it. He’s right. Steel gets it up to Rupe Hins. Who? Oh, man. On side. Good hold. Holy [ __ ] Henrik just got a head shot there by Robertson. He was trying to stay on side. No call. Henrik gets back up, man. Robertson, she’s a big boy. He I think he just like punched Henrique in the face trying to stay on side. Damn, dude. Skinner trying to give me a heart attack. He’s giving all of Canada a heart attack right now, Dawson. I mean, my god. Again, $2 and half million dollar goalie. That’s what you get. I wonder Edmonton Stellar. He goes there next year. Another Jack Campbell type contract, man. They’re going to have to get it done with Steuart Skinner, though. He’s their guy this year. And I don’t know if Edmonton’s going to be back next season, right? like they’re an older team and they’re all locked in. They don’t have too many options in the off seasonason to make trades or or to sign players with the cap hit, right? They still have to sign Evan Buchard. How much is he going to make, right? Are they going to have to part ways on guys like Ekholm Vander Kane’s got a no movement clause, Darnell Nurse as well, right? Like they they got a lot of crazy. They got to get it done. They got to get it done. If Edmonton can get it done, then it’s all worth it, right? But you’re not looking at Edmonton and saying, “Oh, the best years are still to come.” The best years are right now. This is your team. Cup final last year, game seven. And if only you could have won the first one of the first three games, right? Maybe you win the Stanley Cup. Who knows? But the Oilers have, they’ve got to get it done. Dallas to me still has ears. Dallas still has a young team, man. They’re going to be good for I mean, I know they got some older players like Jamie Ben Sean and and Duchain. Speaking of Duchain, Duchain tow drag. Nice shot block right there by John Clinberg as he shakes his hand. Bees in his glove right now, but that’s a big shot block. Duchain back to the point. Harley’s going to throw it at the net. That’s going to miss. Marchman. Whoa. Whoa. High stick. High stick. And it’s out. Yeah. Not going to be a penalty. Is it a penalty penalty or is it just a high stick p? I think it’s a penalty. Hang on. Never mind. It’s a penalty. Mason Marsman. What do you do? I didn’t see [ __ ] And we’re getting a commercial break as well. There. There. Duchaane. No. Good save on Mo Ranton in there by Skinner. Look at him leaving the net. And Robertson just throws it in there trying his best. I do it, too. That’s the time to do. Look, look at Robertson. Boom. He was just trying to hold the freaking blue line and Enrique just ran. Robertson’s big, man. Robertson is big. Johnny, back to Wordle. All right. All right. All right. Back to Wle. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. All right, John. All right. S I F. Shift. All right. I got I got to just do this. I know there’s no T, but I got to figure out if there’s I and I’m going to get F. All right, I’m going to do process of elimination here. Let’s see. Oh, it’s not I. Oh my god. S H. Well, maybe like a C. There’s no E. There’s got to be like a It’s got to be like a U or like a Y. Like a like a like a No, that’s not a word. That’s not a [ __ ] word, you idiot. Uh [Music] H. There’s no I, there’s no A, there’s no O, there’s no E. There’s It’s got to be S. Hu. Shun. Shunt. There’s no T. There’s no N. I’m just going to do enter to see if it’s the U. All right, we got the U. So, it’s shu. Shunt. Shub. Shuck. Shuck. Hang on. Shuck. Is that a [ __ ] word? Shuck. Hang on. Oh, baby. My first word will win. Shuck, baby. All right. I got to I I’ve heard that word before, but you know what? I gota Let’s figure out what shuck actually means, man. Hang on a second. So, shuck. All right. An outer covering such as a husk or pod, especially the husk of an ear of an ear of corn. Oh, shuck of corn. Okay. Covering a husk or a pod. A person or thing regarded as worthless or contemptable. Really? So I can call my Twitch mod shucks? Oh, you guys are all shucks, man. A person or thing. They’re things regarded as worthless. Ah, yes. My vocabulary grows because of Wordle and all my Twitch mods are now the shucks of TBC. How’s it going, Shucks? How’s it going, Shies? How’s it going? Yeah. Oh, the vocabulary begins to grow, ladies and gentlemen. [ __ ] you, says Matty Papy. Ah, keep on sending that that in, you damn shuck. [ __ ] shuck. John is a cuck. Whatever. Wolverine, you shuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Bro, what the f? Don’t worry, Tank. You’re not a shuck. You’re you’re S tier. All the S tier mods are not shucks. It’s the other bums. All right, Tank, you’re fine, buddy. You’re fine. You paid to be You’re You’re in DLC. All right. Tank is pay to play. He’s He’s a He’s in the upper echelon. Guaranteed. Vocabulary is the only thing growing. Yeah, that’s right, Shuck. That’s right. I’m a shuck. Climax, you’re a shuck, buddy. Apparently, um, a worthless or what was the word? Come. Uh, [ __ ] [ __ ] I forgot the word. A worthless individual. Contemptable. Yeah. Yeah. Contemptable. There you go. John, do you shuck corn the long way? Takes one to no one. John. Oh man. Hit me with that old school elementary school freaking humor. Damn. I got no answer for that. I’m rubber. You’re glue. Anything bounces off of me and sticks to you. Oh [ __ ] man. Checkmate. You got me good. What am I going to do now? Kaspari Kappa back the other way trying to take that chuck. Can’t do it. Gets pushed out to the uh outside. Johnny, also a verb to shuck an oyster. That’s Yeah, that that makes more sense. I didn’t know what shuck meant, but now that you’ve said to shuck an oyster, that to me in my head that that does make sense. That does. I wouldn’t have known that, but I’ve definitely heard that or I’ve been aware of that somewhere in my life somewhere. Shock. A shucks. You know what? Wordle is actually a pretty good game. We’re going to do this. If I do this every like second or third day, boom, man, I’ll have like a hundred new words for next year’s GM mode commentary. It’s perfect. Granny dangerous right there. Back to the point. Gets that in. Marner is a shuck. Oh my god. The Toronto Maple Leafs are shucks, man. Oh no. Oh, they’re all worthless. Oh no. Kulak throws it at the net. Good save by glove save. What the the heck has this commentary become, man? Oh my god. I’m going to have no highlights. I need the goals for highlights, right? Because they take up a majority of the time in these one- nothing games. The highlights are going to be me talking about Shuck and [ __ ] It’s going to be whatever. Forget TSN now, Johnny. Yeah, Doctor Strange. I know. Yo, Doctor Strange, can I borrow your time stone? I mean, I have I have been swearing like a sailor here tonight. And if TSN is listening, I might need to go back and change some things. Skinner shucks ass. Johnny Bryson leaves 34. Who’s ready for Datinoff to the Leafs in the summer? Shut up, Bryson. The Barube style. Freaking Dadov number 63. That’s the last thing we need. Another curse of 63. We already got our curse of of Brad Marian. Could you imagine Brad Marshian 63 on Florida and Datov 63 on Toronto? Although maybe two curses cancel each other out. Maybe the one way to beat Brad Marshian is by bringing in Fenny Datov. Oh my god, you just blew my mind. I don’t know. McDavid, back to the point to Koulak. Kulak does everything in his power to try to keep that puck in and does do it with McDavid right in his face. You don’t want to lose that. Branson, he’ll dump that puck in. I see Lindell going for a line change. The first line, man, look how aggressive Dallas is there. Threeman forche. Robertson getting a chance to play with Miko Rantinon now. Man, a line with Robertson and Rantin. You got skill, you got hands, you got goal scoring, you got size, man. So weird. I’m so used to watching Nick Robertson. I look at this guy Robertson, I think, oh, they’re brothers. They’re They’re not They’re not I know they are in blood, but like how big is Nick and how big is Jason? They’re like They’re not like a couple of inches. It’s like it’s got to be significant. Like 6’3 to 510 or some [ __ ] 6’2 to 510, something like that. Can people stop stealing my dad enough jokes? Leafs fan 34. I’m doing expansion draft and the Edmonton Oilers didn’t protect Conor McDavid. Well, what are you gonna do, Leafs fan? That seems like a pretty bonafide first overall selection to me. And with the first selection in the expansion draft to the Utah Mammoths, the Utah Mammoth select from the Edmonton Oilers. Conor McDavid. Oh, Jim. I didn’t see this one coming. Off the board. Holy [ __ ] Johnny 63 to 59. That ain’t right, man. That ain’t right, brother. 63 5’9. I’d be You know what? I’m not going to make that joke. That’s inappropriate. It just happens sometimes. I think Marner goes to St. Louis. The St. Louis Blues, huh? Make that team all his. That could be a good one. That could be a good one because they got some bangers on that team. Some some guys that can, you know, play in the corners and Mitch can go and just take over the power play. They got to game seven against the Winnipeg Jets, right, Johnny? Was it a dick joke? No, it was a uh brothers with different fathers joke. Oh, man. I’m not I’m not gonna get I said it. I said it. I’m [ __ ] Whatever. What do you guys got for me, man? Uh, my spreadshop. What is this? What in the [ __ ] There’s more. Where are you finding all of this [ __ ] Domky? 2BC Productions. 30 bucks Canadian. 30 bucks for a t-shirt. Like, what? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Look at the little logo. Look at the little lo. It’s the old logo, too. Oh my god. 2BC. 2BC. Am I agreeing to this [ __ ] Would you rather shop on our American site? Get the [ __ ] out of here. All right. Uh, is there any way to tell uh copyright information? Only three days left. 20% off everything. Who the [ __ ] starts this [ __ ] man? How is Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Vultures in this world, man. Vultures. Have you guys seen these videos? I They’ve been popping up in my feed, man. Pokemon is is is back with a freaking vengeance and there’s people like waiting in stores for like inventory to be uh delivered and then they buy like four of them and then they sell them on freaking online or whatever for like like single cards. Like that’s your business, man. [ __ ] scalpers, dude. Holy [ __ ] Just create create. Yeah, people are getting addicted to collecting cards to sell them for big dollars. John, that ain’t right, man. That is not That’s an economy being built. your holy [ __ ] Buying and selling just to make profit. You got to create. You got to put the work in, man. That’s not going to be good. Oh, that’s not going to end well. Ticket master shocks ruining for the kids. Well, yeah, that that as well, right? Like, yeah, the people who actually get their hands on Pokemon stuff is not even children or people. You know what? I shouldn’t just say children. If you’re older and you like Pokemon, I don’t give a [ __ ] But you know what I mean? Like scalpers, they don’t actually care about it. They just care about and they’re there and they’re just lining up instead of doing something with their lives. They’re just lining up at stores for two days so they get some Pokemon cards to sell the [ __ ] out of here. Oh my god, man. Man, when I go to the grocery store, right, if I see if I’m picking up like pasta sauce and there’s there’s like there’s like two left and I usually like to get two just in case, but there’s two left, I’ll leave one cuz I’m like, “No, I don’t want someone else who wants the same pasta sauce to not have any.” And these [ __ ] are going and taking everything from themselves. I swear sometimes I hate this. I don’t hate the world. Sometimes I hate the worst of humanity, man. It’s just like it’s so pathetic. It’s just so demoralizing and pathetic. It just it infuriates me, man. Oh my god. Ridiculous. Dry Cidle cross the blue line cutting back. Dry Cidle. Watch. Oh man. Good job by Meiro Hkin right there. Do not let Leon Dryidle get that shot from the top of the slot, man. You’re just That would not have gone their way. Puck in deep. Kool-A trying to keep it in. Here come the Dallas Stars. Now the Fins. Michael Grlin chips it across the blue line. There goes Evan Bousard. Bousard lops it up the right side. There he is. Conor McDavid. Are we going to get a McDavid sighting drop feed, quick shot, blocked in front, rebound, scores. Koulak of all players. And of course McDavid with the assist. Right. Just a simple drop feed. And he’s he creates so much space like no one’s around him cuz no one wants to attack him cuz they know if I attack him he’s going to torch me, right? And he just pushes everyone back and finds the drop defenseman like it’s nothing. Like it’s nothing, man. Good lord. McDavid, a treat to watch. It really is. And the Edmonton Oilers have a two nothing lead, ladies and gentlemen. Look at him. Look at him. Just backs everyone off. Rantin’s back in the slot. He blocks the shot. There’s four Dallas stars that are essentially in the slot because McDavid is coming with speed and then he just stops. Pass, block, rebound, goal. I mean, he’s such a dynamic player. Moves everything around him, man. Best player in the world and also big game player, not just regular season success against the toughest teams in the world, the toughest freaking competition. McDavid still creates that kind of space, man. It’s unreal. It is unreal what he can do. All right. So, two nothing again, ladies and gentlemen. Now, I forget. Was it three nothing in the third in game one or was it three to one? I think it was three to one because like San got like a breakaway goal early. So, yeah, the two goal lead in the third is not uh uh what’s it called? Secure for the Edmonton Oilers, right? Wait a minute. Dallas. Oh my god. Whoever’s on front of the net. Oh, quick shot. Whoever was lying down in the crease, I was so scared for him. I was thinking that shot’s going to be shot right to his face, man. He was eyeing down that wrist shot. Oh my god. All right, Ster clears that puck. Less than four minutes to go, ladies and gentlemen. Oilers are finding some momentum here. Dallas, they got to get the next goal, man. And getting one before the end of the second period would be great for them. Duchain plays it back for Sean. Their veteran line marchment to Shane and Sean. Sean on it again. Back to the point. Lindell shot on the net. Blocked in front. Kane gets it and the Oilers are going to clear that. They got numbers. They got some space. Nice feed by the Nooj Kane shot. Rebound. Good save by Auter. Real good pass by Ryan Nan Hopkins. Man, real good. What a deflection by Connor Brown. Man, what do you I’m Ryan Nan Hopkins, right? First overall selection back in 2011. A lot of people think that that draft and the 2012 draft busts everywhere, but man, that pass by RNH right there. And also when he threw it at the net, do you think he was shooting it or do you think he was shooting for a deflection from Connor Brown? I don’t know. He’s a playmaker after all. I think he’s shooting for a deflection. I think he’s shooting cuz it’s just a nothing. He knows that Connor Brown is there. Noo, you are tricky, buddy. You are tricky. That back feed and then that shot for Connor Brown. That is very nice because he did not put any kind of velocity into that shot on Auter. 10 times out of 10 unless there’s a deflection and NG knew it was there. That filthy filthy filthy filthy filthy filthy. He meant to do it, man. He meant to do it. That was real good. That’s a first overall pick kind of good play, man. I know it doesn’t look like much. He meant to do it. That’s why my my brain was like, that was a nothing shot from nowhere’sville with no screen. Oh my god, they almost got another one. Oilers, they don’t want it to be a two-goal lead. They don’t want it to be a three-goal lead. Keep pushing. Keep pushing, man. Let’s get another Yeah. [ __ ] go, Perry. They’ll chip it off the boards there again. McDavid speed. Good freaking save there byer, man. Holy crap. I can’t even talk. I’m stuttering over my words, man. Jamie Ben in Blackwell takes that puck to the corner. Got to be up six to nothing for it to be game over, says Gucci Lane. You might be on to something, but I don’t know. Edmonton is finding their confidence. If I’m Dallas, I’m afraid because you could make the argument Dallas came back, but you could also make the argument that Edmonton let it get away. And so, you know, if they let game one get away and now they’re up three nothing in game two on the road, Edmonton is starting to scare the crap out of the Dallas Stars. Dallas has got to feel good about being if they lose this game, winning at least one at home, right? This one, this one might be 2-2 after four. This series might be 2-2 after four. This thing might be going six or seven. Man, don’t think it’s going five. Dallas has got to find something, though. Man, look how far out of the net Skinner is for that partial break. He’s like freaking white ice, man. Crazy. No lead is truly safe with Skinner in net. That’s a good point. Speaking of the point, back to the point. Thomas Harley trying to take that wrist shot in front. Nice job. Nice job, man. How does my voice sound? My voice sounds like it feels horse to me. Like I feel like I’m struggling. Like I feel like there’s something like I don’t have bass in it or something like that. Too many commentaries, man. Too many commentaries. I really did like the breaking it up every second day commentary for the Leafs, man. I can feel it now. Sounds the same, not going to lie. Okay. It just it it feels weak to me. It’s all right. I’ve been getting a lot better at keeping my voice down here instead of up here and then because when I’m up that high it really goes I mean last year I remember my voice went in a stream and it’s like I couldn’t fix it. It was like gone gone. It was like what the hell do I sound like right now? It hasn’t happened this year. I just got to keep my voice right here man. Right here. Right here. And then moments of craziness then you raise it. Penalty John. Oh you must be seeing something that I haven’t seen just yet. Hang on. I don’t see any penalty. There it is. There it is. There it is. Yanmark. Oh my god. Autura game. That’s got to be. Oh yeah, that’s out. That’s 100% out. Autton shirt. He’s like, I don’t want this odd man rush. I’ll take a power play instead. Oh man. Puck over the glass, ladies and gentlemen. Just sends it. That wasn’t even close. Oh. Oh, good save by Andre there on Cory Perry. Man, John Rantin has been quiet this game. His magical run is over. He used all of his Colorado playoff juice. I don’t know about that. It’s one game and he did have a good look on Steuart Skinner in the second, but Skinner made a nice toe save. Right. If they score, it’s 1-1. And we’re talking about him differently. I’m I’m I’m done with you guys and your narratives about hockey. I I’ve I’ve realized hockey is much tighter than just the score line. If you actually watch the game, it’s a matter of inches sometimes that separates these guys. And then people start saying, “Oh, he’s shit.” Like you’re you’re going to judge Rantin on on on a save by a couple of inches, man. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. It’s lit. They’re all literally right there. They’re rolling the dice right now, right? They’re rolling the dice. We’re going to see what comes up. Life is a matter of inches. Yep. Yep. And the Leafs, you know what the Leafs are? You know those poor souls that go to the casino and they put like a hundred bucks on red and that fails. So they put 200 bucks on red, that fails. Oh, put 400 bucks on red, that fails. I’ll put 800 bucks on red. That fails. That’s the Toronto Maple Leafs right now. We just keep on hitting black. We’re there every single year. We’re rolling the dice and it just keeps on coming up [ __ ] snake eyes, man. It’s ridiculous. Can’t get any luck. Johnny, my wife went to her boyfriend because of a matter of inches. Oh, sorry to hear that, buddy. Dry cidle. Can’t keep it in. Dallas is going to clear that zone. All right, John. Still not over that L. Definitely not, Kieran. Definitely not. Not saying Rantin is a bum all of a sudden, but I don’t think you can win a cup if he’s the best player on your team. All I’m saying, we’ll see. We’ll see. We will see. I don’t think that’s a a fair take for Rantin. I think he’s proven that he didn’t need Colorado, but we’ll see. We will see. So, at the end of the second period, ladies and gentlemen, three to nothing lead for Edmonton. So, it’s not a two-goal lead, it’s a three-goal lead. But the Dallas Stars did score five unanswered. Oh my god. Are those the Dallas Stars? Like, are those chicks the Dallas Star like snow cleaners? My goodness, man. Why Why do they do it right down in Texas, dude? Why are the Vegas Golden Knights like they know how to put on a show? Holy [ __ ] Puck, please. Snow bunnies cause Texas have baddies. Johnny’s in love. I mean, my god. Not used to it, man. Not used to it at all. Do you think a full two-minute power play is better? Uh, or is a power play split by an intermission better? Oh, a full two-minute power play way better. If it’s split, you’re on the penalty killing side. You’re very happy with that. You want the full two minutes, man. You don’t want it interrupted at all. Now, you can get some funky stuff that pops up, but no. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s go. So, if you were in the first lobby, give these other ones a chance to get in. All right, please. Although, they’re not going to listen to me. Do you guys remember the names that were in here? I don’t remember. I don’t remember the names and I don’t want to start banning people or anything like that. The problem is like the Superbian Grand Prix, you start coming up with rules and stuff, you know, and uh it just it goes to [ __ ] It it one bad apple. So, it’s the best just to have an open lobby for everyone and just have fun in whatever terms you can 2BC Superb. All right. Oh, man. I forgot the uh password. Hang on. What did I just say? I forgot the password. Brain [ __ ] What was I just saying? Uh, rules. There you go. Yeah, it was rules. There you go. Oh my god. I got to make sure I get in here. rules all lowercase rules. There you go, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s see who listened. Hella Book did not listen. Thanks a lot, Hella Book. Jared Veshie is in here. People are pro number 72 Jared Veshy. All right, Bim, how’s it going, Sat? How’s it going? Uh, Antropov, Matishoff. All right, pick a team, boy. Pick a team. Everybody on the blue team, it looks like sounds good. Why do we got six people on blue team? One of you guys got to come over here to the red team. I’m going back on defense here. These names are the best. Yeah, I know, right? King Kade for Vzna. You’re lion. You’re lion, buddy. It’s always hard, man. You guys got to get all your damn names the same. Yes, sir. All right, King Kaid. This guy’s lion. I got it. All right, so let me get some stick handling in there. Let me get some stick handling in there. Shot. Woo! There it is. All right, we got the teams. We got goalies. Everyone in. Let’s go, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s get and put on a show for everyone watching at home. So, I’m going to play defense for these guys and I’m just going to do my best. Same thing, right? Playing like a 5v5 or 4v4 type of defenseman. So, you forwards on my team, get open. I will pass you the puck. No, you ain’t beating me. You ain’t beating me. You ain’t beating. Yeah. Shot. Nice shot. Veshie. Jared [ __ ] Veshie. Here we go. Yeah. So, somebody stream sniped me. Changed their name. Yeah, probably. Oh my god. Whoever you are, Jared Veshy, prick. Freaking prick. Absolute prick, man. Here we go. We got We got Fins in here. Yeah, they’re all on the same team. I knew it. We’re getting stream sniped. All right, here we go. This will be good training for me. I can train against people who are way better than me, man. Don’t Don’t get in my way. Well, don’t go to the same puck that your teammates are at, boys. Spread out. Spread out. Am I getting in there? I’m getting in there. It looks like I’m getting in there. Let me chip that to myself. Chip that around you. You got it, buddy. All right, he’s got it. Oh, man. Oh, man. Get back and help out. Don’t complain. Don’t complain. Oh, Jesus. Yep. They know what they’re doing. Jared Veshi just laid me out. Hey Jared Veshie, I’m glad you’re great at puck, buddy. Thanks for beating up on a bunch of puppies. Oh, the screen snipers are getting rough in this game. All of a sudden, every time I’m getting into one of these lobbies, everyone’s like, “Are you the real superb, man?” Like I The Tik Tok and freaking Instagram is making me grow. Did you guys follow me in the dead man’s chase? Bye-bye. Oh man, he got back though, Sat. Nice job, Sat getting back, bud. Using that stamina. I turned the corner on you, but I guess you still had some stamina left. Oh man. Oh man. Pass Jared Veshie. Yeah, Jared Vesy. He knows how to get 70 goal seasons. Not a great playmaker, though. Go stand on front of the net with your total eclipse, Jared Vesy. Oh yeah, I got to run into the back of Nick Antrafucking Puff. I got Nick Antropov on my team. Calm down. Calm down. Your players are going to get in your way. That’s just that’s that’s puck. That’s puck. You got to get better at avoiding your own players. All right, here we go. Here we go. I’m going to get freaking dangled. Let’s go, buddy. Let’s go. Let’s see what you got. Get the [ __ ] out of here. How about that? The [ __ ] out of here. There you go, Jared. Feshi, get freaking defended. Get freaking defended. Andreas Curts will be freaking uh jealous of me right there. Nice try, my man. Nice try. What can Sat do? What can Sat do? Sat’s going to do a good play. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. I can’t go up the ice. No one’s going to cover me. Nobody’s going to get Go. You guys got it. I’m not going. I’m Go ahead. Go ahead. Everyone just keep on skating everywhere. Go ahead. I’m staying back. I’m staying back. I’m not attacking. I am not attacking. I’ve been in this position before. This is why training online, right? When you’re playing 4v4 and you’re up against good teams, just stay behind the action. Let your teammates do whatever the [ __ ] they’re doing and jump when it’s your time to jump. Jump. Now it’s my time to jump. Don’t camp out. Spread. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Ah, I couldn’t get my stick the right way. Get to it. Get to it. Get to it. I got to use my stamina. Got to use my stamina right there. My bad, boys. Damn it. I tried to flick it off the boards, but I overced it. I don’t want to do that anymore. I don’t want to stop on I want to pick it up and keep your speed. Keep it up and pick your get your Well, we’re going for body checks. You guys are literally bodychecking [ __ ] guys who have never played this before. Oh, you sons of [ __ ] on blue team. My god. Nice shot, Nick Antropov. I shouldn’t have talked any [ __ ] These guys are are in here bodychecking guys who were trying to play for the first time. A-holes. All of you a-holes, man. Jeez. This is like uh we play Rocket League and like these guys Ra Ray’s friends would join who are way better and they just they just beat us up over and over and it’s like can you guys just leave and go play in your own skill level. Holy [ __ ] man. To drag. Bye-bye. Oh, look at these moves. Look at these moves by the superb man. Nice save. Damn it. I almost made it look good. My little tow drag worked out. You guys see that tow drag? There you go. Kind of worked. It kind of worked. How’ you guys think about that? Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Twaves. Yeah, Ray. Yeah, it’s ridiculous. Oh, this is fun. A lobby where everyone’s worse than me and I can just [ __ ] go off. Oh, yeah. It’s a lot of fun for us, buddy. Lot of fun for us. Thanks for ruining our lobby. Oh. Oh, you guys got it. Nice job. Get it out. Is that BIM? I know number 94. I know number 94. BIM, baby. John wanted that Tik Tok clip right there. I know. Every time zoom, every time you get like a good move through the neutral zone, if you don’t score, it’s so frustrating. But that’s okay. Get out of here. Get out of Vesie’s good. Veshie’s good. Here we go. Do the Do the wraparound, buddy. There you go, Vesy. Keep showing off, brother. Keep showing off, Vesy. Change your name so you can sneak in here and freaking go. Who do you guys think Vesy is? He’s probably Panther. Let me see his stick. Uh, he’s probably Panther or I got to I got to remember the names here, man. I have to get like the IP addresses and [ __ ] All right, so let’s see if I can turn with speed here and find a way through. So, fake. I’m going to go this way. Nope. Now I’m going to go this way. Now I’m going to go this way. I’m going to leave you behind. You can’t catch me. You can’t catch me. You’re too slow. You’re too slow. You’re too slow. You’re too slow. You’re too slow. You’re too slow. You’re too slow. Too slow. Round you. Too slow. Too slow. Too slow. Too slow. Too slow. Too slow. Stop. Stop. Oh man. Red team. I’m sorry. I should have just passed it. There’s so many red players on front of me. I feel like I’m just getting pushed into a phone booth, right? All of them are looking at me. I’m trying to go up the ice. I should have just passed it. It’s my fault. Red team. Problem is is that uh I’m I’m getting selfish and I’m trying to go uh uh end to end. I should just pass it to my red uh team as soon as they have the as soon as I have an open one. Man, I feel good though getting it out of my own zone now. Like it’s it’s making sense in my head like managing the speed and and trying to make this all work out. Like it is making sense in my head, which is good. But I have to pass the puck. I can’t be selfish. So when your team is open, pass them the puck, please. And get your speed up. Stop hitting the break button. Stop hitting the break button. Get your speed up and see what happens here. Where you going to go, Blue? Where you going to go? I’m going this way. Don’t run into the walls. Don’t slow down your speed. Yeah, I see you guys waiting at the freaking red line. I’m I’m I’m up here. I’m not even holding the blue line right now. I’m up here. There you go, Red. Good for check, Red. They can’t get it out of their own zone. Nice try, Red. All right, here we go. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah, Veshie. No, no, don’t even attack them. Turn around. Yeah, Veshie over skating the puck there, buddy. Over skating the puck there, buddy. Yeah. All right, first intermission is over. Look, look, look. They even use the launch off the boards. See, they use the launch off the boards. They know how to launch off the boards. You guys are Oh my god. stream sniping little [ __ ] man. Bye-bye, Veshie. Bye-bye. Nice stick handling, bud. Bye-bye. Uh tow drag. Bye-bye. Oh, back this way. Bye-bye. And oh, I couldn’t get in there. I just could not get in there. Stick handling. It’s somewhat making sense, but I still just my mechanics need to be improved. And the only way they get improved is by playing 4v4, 5v5. Nice back check, boy. Nice back check. Keep on going. Keep on going. 94, man. Don’t just stop. Don’t just stop. I’m getting in there. Getting in there off the wall. Flick it out. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Right wing. Come on. Where’s my boy? Where’s my boys? Get up there, boys. Stay on the wing. Nice job, 94. Go, Bim. I believe in you, Bim. Oh, nice try, buddy. Nice try. Cover the slot. Cover the freaking Oh, no. He’s got it. He’s going to be flinging. I I’m right there with you, buddy. I I can look at the freaking puck. Well, off my uh off my what’s it called? My radar. Yeah, he’s going to get it. Yeah, he’s going to get it. Turn. Turn. You’re good. 80’s there, but I’m there, too. 80, you want it? I’m just going to get it and flick it over this guy before he gets to it, bud. Yeah, there you go. There’s Veshi. Got nothing. Veshi, slash a stick. Slash the stick. All right, keep your speed up. Keep your speed up. Wait for it. There’s your chance. There’s your chance before Vesy. Flick it over them. Come on. Next guy up. Yeah. See? 4v4. I don’t have a left winger. And then they And then everyone just runs into me, man. You see that? That is the most frustrating thing right there. My winger’s just They’re right behind me and they’re following in your spot. No one is open. No one going to the right areas. Get off me. Oi. Oi. Oi. Oh my goodness gracious. That’s all right. I just got to get used to it. Just get used to it. Get used to it. Don’t blame your teammates. Don’t blame your teammates. Let’s go, Antropov. Let’s go, buddy. Little stick handling. Little stick handling. Little stick handling. Little shot off the [ __ ] head. Sorry, bud. Nice shot block though, buddy. I’m getting back on D. Getting back on D. My teammates are just following me, man. Just following me. Uh, you got to learn how to deal with that. How do you counterattack if you have teammates that are kind of getting in your grill? How do you get around it? There you go. There’s the clear and the clear happens and I’ve got my speed up so I’m going to get there first. You’re not going to clear it on me. You are not going to clear it on me. 71 Sat, which way we going around the net and let me stop up. Let me go through there. Thank you, Sat. Bye-bye, buddy. Bye-bye. You ain’t getting me. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, Antropov. Can you make a move? Nice try. Nice job, boys. Get it out. You guys can keep chasing me in my own zone all you want now, man. I’m going to get this puck out every single time. Back to the point. I’m going. I got to play D. Got to play D. All right, that’s Veshie. That’s Veshie. Let’s go, Vie. Let’s go, buddy. Yeah. Bye. Get the [ __ ] out of here, Veshie. There you go. There’s the defensive play. You’re not passing it through me, buddy. Get the hell up the ice. All right. 226 left, boys. Come on. Let’s win this second period. Let’s win this game. Keep your speed up. Don’t look at the play. Keep your speed up. Keep your speed up. 27 kph at all times. Here we go again. Here we go again. Here we go again. He’s passing it. It’s over there on the left. He’s passing it. Turn back. Turn back. In fact, he’s going to pass it right here. Get the [ __ ] out of here. There you go. Make him go around you. Make him go around you. Watch out for the wraparound. Watch out. No, look. He’s trying to do the freaking Michigan. He’s coming in here looking to freaking clip on us, man. There you go. Michigan attempt. Yeah, buddy. Nice job, Besie. Nice job, buddy. Plays it. Okay. Okay. Stop. Stop moving. Your teammates don’t know how to make passes. Get back and start it. Get back and start it. Get back and start it. Your teammates are not going to start it for you. Don’t use your boost. Don’t you Now I got to Now I got to use my boost and get that puck out of there. Left winger, right winger. Anybody there? No one’s there. Yeah, my teammates aren’t there, but that’s okay. You just do your thing. Nice try, Bim. Nice try passing it. All right, I will go for a tie in this game if I need to, man. I do not care. Do you get your speed up? Get your speed up. Stop. Got to get out of that. I got to get out of that muscle memory that I was in. Here we go. Here we go. You want some 35? You want some 35? Let’s go. Little slow down. Want some? You’re going around the outside? No, I don’t think so. I don’t think so. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. How about that for defense? How about No, you going around. You Bye-bye. How about that for defense, boys? How about that for defense? I’m a freaking pest back here, right? I’m a pest. This is what I’ve been learning in 6v6. Just be the freaking pest that everyone else hates and I can just be everywhere at once. Keep your speed up. They are not going to get any easy breakaways on me. They’re going to have to shoot it past me. All right. Nice job keeping it in, boys. Nice job keeping it in. Where’s that puck? Eyes on that puck. Eyes on that puck. Oo, I might have a I might have a gap here. Might have a gap here. Might have a gap here. There it is. Bim. Bim. Oh, Bim. Bim Bim. Bim. What a goal. He got it. He finally gets it. And it’s a big one, too, for Bim, baby. He’s in the right area and he sniffs it. Is that your first big goal here, Bim? That’s a big one, buddy. That’s a big one for Bim. 48 seconds left now. Veshie’s going to go tryh hard mode. Come on, Vesie. Come on, Veshie. What’s going on, brother? What’s going on, Vesie? Uhoh, you’re running out of time, Jared. Veshie, running out of time, Jared. Val, I’m right there. Veshie, you think you’re going to get that puck and get a breakaway on me? Oh, sir. I’m waiting here like a hammerhead shark just pacing around in the neutral zone. Waiting for my chance to play some defense or Oh, here we go. Speaking of defense, come on, Jared Vesy. Let’s go, Jared Vesy. What do you got for me, bud? What do you got for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little back skate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I misjudged how far back the net was. Oh man, look at me emoting looking down. Screw the pooch. Bim I Bim, I screwed up, buddy. You had a gamewinner on your sticker. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Don’t lose the face off like Oh man, I shouldn’t have talked my [ __ ] Thank god for the goalie. Jared Fesy, get the hell out of here. Move it up. Move it up. Oh boys. Holy [ __ ] man. Holy [ __ ] All right. Overtime. Overtime. Well, he certainly showed you. Well, if I had some back check support for my forwards. A All right. Overtime. Come on. That was horrific, John. All right. Wingers, come in and down, please. Oh, jeez. Here we go. In and down, wingers. It’s one-on-one. It’s oneonone. Hit him off the puck. Hit him off the puck. There you go. Turn him back. Turn him back. Can you get there? Can you get there, Antel Puff? Watch out. Watch out. Oh, yeah. He’s going. He’s going around. No. No. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, buddy. You’re not I’m not one of those [ __ ] that you can just stop and turn on. All right, I learned 5v5. 4v4 now in a one. Oh god. Oh no. I stopped on No, no, you stopped. Now I have no speed. Now I have no speed. I got to recharge my speed back up. Antropov. Holy [ __ ] Can you hit me? Oh, baby. Nice try. Nice try. It would have been a good pass if you hit me, bud. Drop feed right there from Vesy. Puck into the corner. I’m trying. I’m trying to create. I’m trying to No, we’re not going to get that puck. We’re not gonna get that puck. Oh, buddy. Is that my own my own [ __ ] teammate? Jesus. [Music] [Music] Don’t forget the lights. Heat. Heat. [Music] N. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Hey, hey, hey. Heat. Heat. N. [Music] [Music] Cherry tree. Cherry tree. [Music] All right, we are back for the third period, ladies and gentlemen. About to get started here any second. I’ve already refreshed my page. We’re good. And we got a power play, right? Power play for the Edmonson Oilers still. Here we go. Oh my god, man. What do I do, boys? How do I make sure that the stream snipers don’t get in? This is a problem. Now I got people changing their names so they can be in multiple lobbies and then just stream snipe with their buddies. Man, what do I do? What do I do? Ladies and gents, that she was definitely Panther. I know. I know. Zoom. I know. This is what I mean. I know. I know. And it’s good that I have fans and all that and but like damn it, man. Like go somewhere else. Go play on your own terms. Jesus, man. We already have enough of a problem trying to get the new guys better and then zooming line errors on the same team and now I got freaking stream sniper showing up and putting in different names so they can get in. It’s just like for [ __ ] sake, for [ __ ] sake. He is a fan though cuz he put 72 Jared Veshy. But Jesus, it’s the kind of game where at that skill level you’re just like he’s just playing around. He is just playing around, man. McDavid making moves, losing that puck at the blue line. Johnny, you need to block the screen, I think. Well, what do you mean? I I let all of you guys in there. That’s not No, that’s not even It’s not even It’s not blocking the screen. Like, if he’s just in there and he gets the password the same way I’m trying to give you guys all the password. This is what I mean about these lobbies. I hate trying to make rules, but the more popular something gets, the trolls start to come out. You know what I mean? It’s the same with GTA. There’s not much I can do when it comes to the people trying to troll in the Superbian Grand Prix. I got to remember their names, put them on a blacklist. But it’s a little bit easier with Xbox because you can’t change your username, right? You can’t change your gamer tag over and over again. But in this, you can just change your your jersey number. You can just change your your your last name. DM guys, the password on Discord. Yeah, but he’ll just go into the Discord. Dimster 17. He’s a fan. He put Jared Veshi. He’s obviously aware of the Discord. Whatever Whatever tactic I use, it’s easily countered. That’s the whole point, right? So it’s it’s it’s the honor system that we need to implement. But some people are not honorable. Oh man, John, play a public game and hide it until you are in. Nah. Nah. It’s just there’s no way around it. It’s fine. It’s just it’s frustrating because for a guy like that, he’s like leagues beyond me, beyond all of us, right? Nooch. Nooch. Quick shot. That’s going to be blocked. He’s leagues beyond us. And I don’t mind playing against him. I don’t mind losing, but like if he’s in there with a buddy of his and I’m on a team full of my fans that are just getting like we’re not even playing the same game. You know what I mean? He’s just dancing around. It won’t even be hard, dude. If you suspect someone joined twice, you can just vote to kick them in the second game. I know. I just don’t want to vote to kick people as well. Zoom. I It’s just It’s all negative. You know what I mean? I kind of just want the honor system, man. Some kind of random ticketing. Uh, but then that’s more work for me to keep up with and pay attention to. I mean, it’s it’s one of those good problems that we’re running into, right? More people are wanting to play. It’s a good problem from a content creators perspective, but it’s just you just know it’s wrong. You just know it’s wrong. It’s like Rocket League, like a like a like a grand champ playing with a bunch of bronze and silvers. It’s like, what are we doing? What are we doing here? Go play some ranked on your own or something. Ah, that’s all right. As an Oilers fan, to be honest, Johnny, I would rather just watch the game by myself because I don’t want to get spoiled. All right, McDavid, if you want to watch it by yourself, that’s cool. I’m way behind, though, bud Walman. So, a power play still here. Oh, man. Breakaway Dallas. This could be what they need. Why Johnston save there by Steuart Skinner. Skinner made a big save there. A shorty to make this three to one with 18 minutes left. That would have gone right to the legs of the Dallas Stars. That’s a big save. Steuart Skinner McDavid97. I’m pretty sure you said Stew before I reacted to it, buddy. So, I don’t know. It was entertaining, though. All right. Well, as long as you guys are having a good time watching it, that’s fine. Damn, dude. I got dangled though. I got dangled hard in that. And then I’m talking all my [ __ ] as well. I’m gonna have to put that clip up to Instagram also or I’m going to be accused of somebody who only puts up his good clips. I have to put up the bad clips, too. Oh, I got them. Oh, I got them. I got him. Just walks around me. I thought I was like getting on top of the goalender to be honest. My depth perception of where the net was was way off. I thought I was beginning to crowd the goalie. So I’m like, “All right, if he’s going to go around me, he’s putting himself on the goal line.” Ended up deing and being right in on top of the goalie. Man, that ain’t going to that ain’t going to work. Johnny is the only one that could get spoiled. He’s usually 30 seconds behind. Yeah. And I don’t mind this getting spoiled. In fact, when I see something that like this the chat starts going, I prepare myself and get a good commentary in there. So, it’s actually good. It’s a good flow. So, where I can talk with you guys and still be entertaining if the game is a little bit slow, but then still not miss anything when it happens. Ah, I was backing on that one, too, but I couldn’t get back there fast enough. Oh, it’s okay. It’s okay. I’m not blaming anybody. It’s just uh Yeah, stream snipers, man. those names. I I was like, “Nah, those guys are too good.” And the last game as well, those two guys play on the same team immediately. You know what I mean? It screams of two people who are good at puck who are joining these lobbies and getting on the same team. And it’s just I don’t want that. I do not want that. I don’t want the puck platform to be there for Puck pros to just go off on my fans, man. I want you guys to be able to have fun. I want to be able to find some clips as well. And I don’t want to be on their team just torching you guys. I want the teams to be even. Ah, Pacers are up four, Johnny with six minutes to go. Damn, I’m not going to be able to catch that game. These 800 PM start times for the NHL are rough. Game should have been over by now, man. Or just coming up on being over. Yeah, two and a half hours from a 7:30 start time or a 7 o’clock start time. Well, we’re just waiting here to see if the Dallas Stars can get one back, man. or if the Edmonton Oilers can do what they should have done in game number one. Close this thing out. Uh oh, delay a game. Penalty upcoming against the Edmonton Oilers. Hang on. Oh no, somebody is down. And it is. Is that Cody Cece? Is that Oh, Rupe Hints. Oh no, Rupe Hint. That’s a big time performer here for the Dallas Stars. Darnell Nurse is going off. Holy [ __ ] Can’t talk. Rupe H in is in pain. Oh no. Oh no. Let me see. I didn’t see it. All right. So, where is it? Darnell Nurse with Rupe Hints on front. Oh my god. Darnell Nurse just whacked him. He slashed him. Did he get him in a weird spot? Let’s see. A little cross check from behind and then whack. I mean, that happens all the time. That happens all the time in the NHL. a slash back on the uh on the skates or where did he get him? He must have got him in a just a weird area, man. Imagine he broke something. How was he injured from that? Well, you can you can catch like the outside of the ankle. You know what I mean? You can c you can catch some weird areas there where the knee guards and the skates meet, right? He might have caught him in the ankle area. Yeah. Cody, what’s the first thing we would change for the Leafs this off seasonason? Big dog, thanks for the content. Uh, the core four in some way has got to just be moved on from. So, if you’re going to move on from Tarz, you’re going to move on from Marner. I don’t I don’t know. But you just Jeff O’Neal said it. You got to change that locker room. You got to just have the locker room be a little bit different. The culture within the locker room has got to change. The on ice stuff is fine, but what I I don’t that doesn’t seem like that big of a penalty, man. Yeah, it was his ankle, John. I’m looking at it right here. This might be a good view. Oh, yeah. It’s It’s definitely like right at the ankle area. The referee saw it. Oh, here you go. Here’s a good angle. Whack. Maybe even on top of the skate as well. It might have been like on top of the skate. Right. Right where you’re Yeah. Are they going to make this a fiveminute major because he’s injured? This is what’s crazy about the NHL, right? That kind of slash happens like a hundred times a game, dude. But now because someone goes down with an injury, boom, guys, if the Dallas Stars got a fiveminute major and they’re down by three, this could be San Jose Vegas. Two minute. Yeah, two-minute minor. Two-minute minor. Look at the Dallas Star fans. [ __ ] What do you mean [ __ ] you? [ __ ] you, boo. Freaking Granland will be back later on in this game. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Whack. I mean, that happens all the time, man. That happens all the time. Absolutely the right call. Barely an effing penalty. Oh, I think it’s a penalty. That definitely hurts, but that happens all the time. Like, if Rupe Hins didn’t go down, embellishment. No, I don’t I don’t know if that’s embellishment. That looked like it hurt. That looked like it hurt. And Darnell Nurse is a you know, he’s a big lad. If he whacks that stick, man, that could definitely hurt. All right, here we go. Faceoff one by Matt Duchain. Dallas, I don’t think it’s uh much to say. They got to create something here on this power play. Can they do it? Ranton goes back to the point. Gets the puck back. Throws it on front looking for Wyatt Johnston there standing in the slot. Wasn’t able to convert. Puck in the left corner. Edmonton and Dallas trying to dig it out. Robertson on it. Gets it back to Hkin. Quakeley over to Ranton. Rantin driving in. Poked off the puck there by the Nooj. Rantin back to Hishkin. Fins linking up, man. Rantin having a hard time controlling that puck right now into the middle trying to find Wyatt Johnston. He just missed on getting that shot off and the Edmonton Oilers are going to get it all the way down the ice on a power play and chanting ref you suck is crazy. John, this could be reminiscent of the last game if Dallas scores on the power play. Maybe it’s still early enough in this and it would certainly go to the legs and the the planting the seeds of doubt for the Edmonton Oilers would be a problem, but they’re going to clear that zone again. Hkinan got to go back to his own blue line. Here comes Dallas finding Jason Robertson. Robertson just running through. Uh is that Stcher? Troy Stetcher just say, “You want to hit me? Go ahead, buddy. Try to hit me.” Troy Stetcher gets it and he’s going to clear that puck 200 feet away from his own zone. Oilers going for a line change. Stars going for a line change as well. Both teams with fresh legs out there. Harley finds Sean. Sean dumps that puck in. Bousard heavy slap trying to get it through. Harley stops it at the blue line. Keeps it in, but no one was there to get it. And the Oilers will clear that puck again. Dallas. There’s Granny Smith. There’s Granny Smith back on the ice. There’s Granny Smith back on the ice, guys. Yeah, there he is. Fiveminute major, huh? Fiveminute major, huh? Some people are just better with pain tolerance than others, but you know, a two-minute minor for slashing. That’s fine. There’s Granny Smith right back on the ice, dude. Oh, it was hints, right? Right. Not 64. 24. Yeah. Yeah. My bad. My bad. All right. So, hints. My bad. My bad. It was hints, you [ __ ] 64 24. The fin. I’m trying to keep up with it. I told you guys, man. The brain fog is rough today. It’s hints, you idiot. Wow. Can’t make a mistake with these guys, dude. Don’t you dare make a mistake with these guys. They will [ __ ] all over you. Brain fog, guys. Chill. Ah, they don’t have any chill. Money88. John is only human, boy. I’m only human after all. What the f is brain fog. Karen, when your brain actually starts working, you’ll figure it out. All right, bud. How would you know what brain fog is if you’re constantly in that mindset? I don’t know. John’s vocabulary is diabolical. Appreciate it, Dmoney. 5675. I thought John was AI created by Domsky and that’s why you’re cucked here. Too much coke to the brain. Appreciate it, VC. It’s the long [Laughter] co. No, that’s no issue here. Ah, Walman dumps that puck in. All right, so looks like the Edmonton Oilers are going to kill off that penalty, ladies and gentlemen. Johnny, when are you starting Spider-Man? A shut up, Walman. There goes Datinoff. Datinoff taken to the boards there by Walman. Puck in the corner. Edmonton. Just one minute at a time here. One shift at a time. Get this puck out and win this game, boy. Ben, man, you guys are cracking me up in the chat, man. Jamie, Ben, behind the net. Is that dad enough? Oh my god. Dad enough. Let’s go, buddy. Let’s create from behind the net. Datov’s got it. Where’d she go? Pass in front. Dallas coming close off the number 63 trying to center that puck right there, man. John, can we get a closet tour? Oh my god. Here come the coming out of the closet jokes incoming. Just wait. Oh man, Kane might have just got an elbow to the face there by Bishell, but he didn’t sell it. Just keeps on playing here, ladies and gentlemen. Johnny, time check. 1322 21 20 13 1319 1318 1317 of the third period, ladies and gentlemen. The Edmonson Oilers one minute at a time here. Granny Smith trying to take that shot short side. Easy save by uh by Steuart Skinner there. Rantin on it. They’ve really got to create something. Dallas. Oh man, Bishell left the freaking boards there. Ranton and went back to him and that puck goes all the way back into the zone for Auter. Edmonton keeps it back in again. Dallas has got to go back. Pick it up for the second time. Bishial nice job gets it up left side. Rantin. Can Ranton and take on Oh man. He cuts back. He falls. He tries to center it while he’s on the ground. Ends up getting intercepted. And again, the Oilers just send it all the way back in. 12:35 left in this third period. The clock is ticking, which is real good for the Edmonton Oilers. Not a lot of stoppages in play right here. Dallas has just got to find one. They’ve got to find one. Oilers, you got to get yourself I don’t want to say it, but you got to keep everything out of the net right here. Don’t give them anything. Woo! Nice little move by Blackwell. Going to find Robertson looking for a shot. Nice shot block in front. Don’t let anything get to the net. Essa Lindell throws it on the back end. That’s going to be picked up by Colin Blackwell. Back into center ice though. Lindell unable to keep that puck in the Edmonton Oiler zone. Bousard limping to the bench there. I think it was off that Robertson shot. Edmonton back into their own zone. There goes, is that Clintberg or is that Wman? 36 or 96. It’s one of the two. Heyman can’t grab that puck. Dallas 11:40 left here in the third. One minute at a time. Just ticking by. Edmonton doing a great job to keep this clock going. No stoppages in play. No more bad discipline. Here comes McDavid. Look at McDavid in a three nothing game. Still taking it upon himself to maybe attack one on three, man. And just off of that attack, man, he gets an icing call. It’s great. It’s great, dude. Wasn’t Skinner’s fault in game one, says McDavid. 97. Well, if Conor saying that, there you go. You know what’s true. What kind of defense was that? Did anybody else see this Conor McDavid body armor commercial? That defender just skated right past him for nothing. John, do you think Florida will sweep? Uh, it is looking like it, but we’ll see. We’ll see, right? They might have so much confidence now. The problem is they’re going home. They’re going home now. I just don’t know if Carolina’s going to have any fight left in them. That’s the thing. If Carolina’s got fight and then they’re not going to be a sweep cuz Florida will uh take their foot off the gas a little bit. Bob’s due for a bad game. He is. He’s He’s due for a game or they get one early on him. He’s had way too many good games in a row now. But Carolina might not have any fight left in them. And if that’s the case, yeah, it’s it’s over. We’ll see though. We’ll see what happens tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m., ladies and gentlemen. 8:00 p.m. tomorrow. Make sure you guys are subscribed. Hit that bell icon. Turn on all notifications. Make sure you’re following. We’ll be back tomorrow. And tomorrow, I think we’re going to North Korea for the bleeders, ladies and gentlemen. The bleeders. There goes Harley. I just got here. Did you think nurse deserved a major? No. No. Oh, it’s two-minute miner for slashing. We’ll see what happens with rupe hints if he comes back or not. If he has like a broken ankle or something, that would be interesting. Maybe it does deserve quick shot. Nice save there by Steuart Skinner. Right toe keeping it out out wide. There goes Pod Coulson. Pod Coulson hit by Bishell there. Bishial getting physical. Edmonton trying to dig that puck out. Dallas still in there. Puck after the game. No, no, not after today. Today we’re going to do some uh pucku and we’re going to do hurdle app and then I want to I I I I want to stop live streaming. I got to start saving my voice a little bit. It’s too much. The referees. Oh my god. We got some physical stuff here. Punches are being thrown. Referees are throwing both of them. Bishell and Pod Coulson are being separated by the Zebras right here. Ladies and gentlemen, might have some fouron four hockey. Here we go. Are you now agreeing with the outcome should dictate the penalty? No. It it looked like a two-minute minor, but if you know if he got uh his ankle broken, you can’t really spot it because the slash does, but if his ankle is broken, you might have to do something. We’ll see what it’s like. We’ll see what the injury looks like. It’s [ __ ] ass Bishel 67231 and won’t do [ __ ] John can’t wait for the sixmonth vacation after the season. All right, sounds good. You guys want to watch some commercials together? Let’s go. There you go. I can save my voice a little bit. Could go for some playoff H2O. Hey everyone, thanks for watching Sports Net Plus. In hockey, staying in control is critical. And when it comes to your oral health, you also need to be in control. That’s why Colgate Total is here helping you take charge by addressing the root cause of common oral health issues. It empowers you to manage plaque. Why is this dude even in the commercial? In command of your He dropped like a sentence. Total. 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[ __ ] Handai. Wow, man. There you go. It was shown to the world, ladies and gentlemen. Scooby Jew does not like Hyundai. All right, here we go. Johnny audio. Pika Augusta. I got it, man. Holy [ __ ] I got it. All right, so less than 10 minutes to go. So, what the hell happened? 4v4. So, we got Bishell and Pod Coulson going to the penalty box. The referees are not having any shenanigans happening here. So, we got some fouron four hockey, ladies and gentlemen. Can the Dallas Stars spark something here? Less than 10 minutes to go. There goes Ransin out there with the extra ice. Hkin. Wide open net. Oh, what a save by Steuart Skinner. No way. Paddle down. He will not give up that one goal. That first goal. There will be no comeback tonight. Oh man. McDavid, is he going to get it? McDavid, is he going to get it? No. Granny Smith will get there. Was that a paddle save? Was that a paddle save? What a great save there by Steuart Skinner. Wait, Oiler fans, what do you think about him now? He’s making them. He’s making them. It doesn’t matter how he makes them. Just that that he does. Harley, what the [ __ ] Harley did a whole loop right there. McDavid couldn’t even keep up with him. McDavid, there you go. Nice. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Trying to find Heyman behind the D. Heyman there. Tries to go far side. Good save. Nine minutes to go. Less than nine minutes to go, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Stew’s locked in. One-1 coming. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, we’re we’re less than 10 minutes now. Wyatt Johnston, quick shot. Steuart Skinner, another save. Steuart Skinner making saves. Oh, Harley couldn’t control that puck there. He lost sight of it when he put his head up to try to find a pass. Wyatt Johnston again. He’s going to rip that. All of a sudden, Steuart Skinner looking huge in the net. Dallas Star players are missing the target now. They don’t know where to shoot. He’s making save after save. Robertson, he’s got a shot. What’s he going to do? Just going to dump it in nice and hard. Play it around the boards. There goes Cody Cece on it. Walman gets to it as well. Is that Johnston still out there? Why Johnston? I feel like he’s been out there for like two minutes now. Back to the point goes Robertson. Over to Hkin. Hkin throws it at the net. Deflection in front. That’s going to go into the corner. Another shot from Cody Cece. Just misses. Dallas is throwing everything on the net right now, man. Hkinan down low trying to find Wyatt Johnson. It’s going to go through his legs. We’re back to 5v5 hockey now, ladies and gents. Hkin in again plays it down low. Dallas, they just keep on cycling it back down low, but no one’s there. It’s like they’re trying to get a line change in or something. Pod Coulson, that’s icing. That is icing. Yep, that’s icing. 100%. That’s icing. Pod Coulson. That was not a good thing to do. Let’s see. Agreed. 100% Steu plays well when the rest of the team plays good. Let’s see. Oh my, what a save. Oh my paddles save. Bang, baby. And it was the heel of his paddle, too. His paddle wasn’t even flush with the ice. There was like just the smallest bit, the smallest surface area. Surface area. And it worked. Holy [ __ ] What a save, man. What a save by Steuart Skinner. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a great one. Real good, man. Duchain looking pretty good on the faceoffs. Can you win one against Dry Sidle? Wins it clean. Bishell quick shot blocked in front again. Edmonton blocking everything. Pod Cosen, dry sidle, Connor Brown. These guys are not letting anything get by. Still in their own zone though off this icing behind the net. Duchain back to the point. Nice fake. Petravic shot. Another block. Man, Edmonton blocking everything. Tyler Sean, he’s going to go down low trying to wrap it in. Steuart Skinner’s got that post closed off. Sorry Wyatt Johnston. Sorry, Mason Marchman. That ain’t going to work, man. How are they being soed? Creed 101 because it was a big comeback. 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Well, [ __ ] How am I supposed to tell that sat good god? Back to the point. Dallas, that shot’s going to go high. We got just over seven minutes to go here in this game, ladies and gentlemen. I got to try to find some energy here. I got to try to find something. Come on. I got to I got to I Oh, man. I got to get a good sleep tonight. I got to hockey gods, please deliver me a good sleep tonight. I need to get my freaking before that 3 pm game on Sunday. And when is the F1 Grand Prix this weekend? I’m going to miss that. It’s Monaco. Oh man, these freaking playoffs are messing around with my F1 schedule, dude. I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit. There you go. Get it out. Oh man, Dallas trying to get it back in. They can’t do it with 6:30 left here in the third period. Time is ticking down. Damn, Bishell finishing a body check. We might see some rough stuff here. Dallas is finishing body checks. Bishel, I think he just put a Vander Kane into the boards. Hang on. Here comes Datinoff. Dad now he’s taking on Troy Stetcher. Koolak gets it up. McDavid plays it over to Zack Heyman. Hyman’s got it. He’s just going to do the right thing and flip that puck in. Six minutes to go. Six minutes to go. Sunday morning at 9:00 a.m. Eastern. Hell no. I ain’t watching that. [ __ ] the 3M game. It’s 1 p.m. in Alberta time. I know, dude. It’s ridiculous. I know. And I got an 8:00 PM game the night before that, right? And I look, I mean, if that game goes to overtime, if tomorrow night’s game goes to overtime, I’ll be pissed. No Monaco Sunday, Ray. I got a game at 3 p.m., buddy. Sorry. Playoffs are ruining everything about Formula 1 right now for me. Oh, whatever. I’m on board and I can’t get off of this ship right now. Not until we reach our destination, which is the end of the Stanley Cup finals. Man, whoever wins qualifying wins the race. Yeah. Yeah. Max were stapping masterclass. Actually, you know what? Charleslair, although Ferrari’s not good, but I don’t know if you have to have a fast car in Monaco as much as you just need to put in a hell of a lap, right? A lot of cars are probably capable of putting in a qualifying lap in Monaco. So, we’ll see. It’d be nice, man. Charleslair is always very good in qualifying. Max Versappen Pastri, lots of guys, man. It’s got Max all over it. Yeah, probably. Probably gotta do a two stop this year. [ __ ] that. You never two stop in Monaco. You stay out as long as possible and wait for the safety car. Red flag, man. Oh my god. In alone. What? What? It’s behind him. How did that not go in? I wasn’t even paying attention, man. How did that end up there? It was behind Auter. How did that not go in, man? There are some weird ones in this game, let me tell you. The end mark on it on the backhand trying to get it through. Puck out. There goes Duchain. Duchain centering it right there. Dallas trying to salvage something. I think it’s getting way too late now, man. 420 left in this game. Spark up, boy. Spark up. A lot of rookies this year 100% wait for the safety car. Yeah. Yeah. You don’t. You don’t. Monaco, don’t put yourself into traffic. Stay out there as long as possible and watch out for any undercut. There goes Brown. But undercut’s going to be hard, man. Because if you pit and you’re stuck behind cars, hard tires, man. Just go as long as possible to start the race. They have to two stop this year. Oh, there’s a rule now for Monaco where you have to two stop. Wow, that is really interesting. Even with it being two mandatory stops, all three tire compounds need to be used this year. Wow. Isn’t that funny about Monaco? It’s like this track specifically needs its own custom rules. Well, the one thing Formula 1’s not afraid to do is implement new rules from year to year. They’re always looking to make the sport better. Man, that’s kind of crazy. So, now that does change it. I think the first stint you want to go as long as possible though. I still do. And then Yanmark in. He’s trying to stick handle. Oh my god. Off the post. The coocher. No move move through the legs man. Cody grow up. What? What? What? What the [ __ ] Cody, what did I do to you? Telling me to grow up. Is that a joke or is that real? Why would he donate 20 bucks if he’s angry with I don’t get it. I don’t know. Oh my god, I’m hungry. Oh my god, I’m starving. $20 dono to grow up. I know. Floopy floops. I don’t get it. I was sick of investing but not seeing my money grow. Sick of feeling like I was leaving money on the table. I was sick of paying high fees. Base donation investments. John, you will love this. Don Cherry clip. I’m done. I’m done watching clips. I’m just I I can feel it. My energy is at a low. I’m trying to muster it. If this game went to overtime, it would have been bad, man. Although overtime becomes fun because like everyone’s locked in, man. Cody, what the [ __ ] Cody, grow up. Seriously, 70 bucks. What are you doing? What are you doing, Cody? I I don’t know. Oh, I don’t know what this guy’s doing, man. My should I be grateful? Should I be angry? Man, that’s a flex. I’m I’ve got all this money. I’m going to donate just to insult you because you going to have to read it. Dude. All right. Cody must have won the power ball, I guess. So, why you guys responding to Cody? Hang on. A a mule. Cody up here. Grow up. Good. Damn you, Zachary McN. What’s your problem? Oh, I just put them in a timeout. I can Oh, yeah. Tylenol extra. I can put them in timeouts from these. That’s great, dude. That is awesome. All right, let’s go. All right, we’re back. Another episode of what you call another another chapter of Stewart’s adventure. Co Cody, he Cody’s a boomer. Pacers money. Send me money, please, says Scooby Jew. Jesus Christ. What the [ __ ] Cody? Dad’s credit card never felt so good. What is he doing? This is what I mean. I don’t like this. I don’t like this. You see what I mean? It’s always a whale. It’s always a whale. All right. I got my memberships at 99 cents. We got like hundreds of people in here. Thousands of people in here. If everyone just donated 99 cents, I’d be happy. It’d be no problems. But 99% of you don’t do [ __ ] And then the 1%, look at this guy. 20 bucks, 50 bucks, a hundred bucks. He just donated 170 bucks. What are you doing, man? I appreciate it, but stop. Stop. They make me feel bad. Tank as well. Holy [ __ ] And it’s on YouTube. I can’t refund it. Like the ref the refund days are over, man. YouTube is locked in as soon as you do it. John, shut up. The game is on. Actually, the goalie hasn’t the puck hasn’t been dropped yet. You [ __ ] 21. My god. Well, I appreciate it, my man. Thank you very much. What are you guys saying? Oh my god, the comments. Holy W. My back. Buy my condoms. Buy my condoms. Scooby-Doo. Shut up. Humpback whale. Insane. Daddy’s credit card. All right. All right. Holy [ __ ] See, this is why I stick around, man. I do my due diligence and all of a sudden, see, this is my this is my chase in the bag mindset, ladies and gents, right? I I live stream games late in the day. The fans get all [ __ ] tired and they start doing stupid [ __ ] like donating. Beautiful cards 245. Thank you very much. Fat ass Phil Kessle continues to grow, ladies and gentlemen. Fat ass Phil Kessle’s up to 317 pounds. We’re pushing back the freaking tide. Let’s go. I appreciate all the donations and subs from everyone here tonight. If I did miss any, I do apologize, but your support goes a long way and it allows me to continue to do this stuff. So, thank you very much. Thank you very much. What in the [ __ ] Oh my god, Cody, you got to stop. You really got to stop, buddy. This guy, my mind is going to some bad places now. He’s honestly probably drunk and he’s got his credit card and he’s going to regret this tomorrow. Cody, thank you. Please stop. Please stop. Cody, you just dropped like groceries. Like, you know what I mean? how much it would take to get groceries for a few people. Please stop, buddy. Thank you very much. Greatly appreciated. But please stop, VC. And Johnny cries about brain fog. Listen, VC, I’m not crying about brain fog. You [ __ ] clown. I just want to be 100% for these live streams. That’s all, [ __ ] That’s all. All right, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up. Oh my. Now I’m swearing. Now I’m swearing. Now I’m gone. Now it’s over, man. Oh my god, Johnny hitting that reverse psychology. I know, I know, Bradley, but you know what? At least it’s better than being like, “Oh, this is great. Send in more, guys.” Yeah, I’m getting angry when donations don’t come in. Have you guys ever heard me do that? I don’t ever try to freaking No, no, no. I’ve never made like content only if you pay for it. TBC content will always remain free. Don’t worry. But it’s just the whales, man. It is what it is. What are you going to do? The whales do what they always been doing, man. It’s the whales. The Whales are the ones that freaking move that money. Dr. Scorpio 19, big bounceback win for the Oilers if they hang on after the last game meltdown and Ekcom potentially comes back for game three. Oh yeah, that I don’t even know if they need Ecom. They look great in game one. They just let it like they they choked it. It’s clear they choked it now and they answered back. So Edmonton looking real good. And you think back to that series against Vegas, they basically swept them if not for the [ __ ] up at the end there of game, what was it, three or four, right? So dating back to before the two losses in LA, four in a row, basically four in a row in Vegas and now like they are on a run right now, dude. They are on a run. Jesus, would you guys stop? Stop please. Peak Augusta, here’s your early retirement. Appreciate it. Money, dude, I worked the street corner for this. Well, then why are you giving it to me? Money, dude. Get back on the street. Holy [ __ ] Savage Dre of Gift. Oh my god. Sup, John? Was that watching the new Mission Impossible movie on 4DX? It’s incredible. Okay, good. No more. Don’t Don’t ruin it for me, Sava. But thank you for telling me. Okay, good. It’s incredible. Good. That’ll be a movie I watch. Let’s go. Let’s [ __ ] go. Tom Cruz doing it again, baby. Doing it again, Tommy. Let’s go, man. Oh my god, Cody. I’m six months sober, dog. I’m blessed in life and just showing a bit of appreciation. Stay gay. Well, congratulations on being sober. I stay gay. What are you talking about? Thank you, my man. I don’t I’m not looking to disrespect you or anything. I just feel guilty. It’s too much money, man. That could have been that could have been like membership for the next [ __ ] five years. What you just gave me, right? Oh my god. But I appreciate it, my man. Dad enough. Dad, I’m sorry. I’m not even focusing on the game right now. Dad enough is out there. He almost scored. Dallas Stars trying to get something. Steuart Skinner. Hold on, buddy. Hold on. Shot from the point. Blocked in front. And the Edmonton Oilers are going to shut down and shut out the Dallas Stars. Man, let’s go Edmonton. And how about Steuart Skinner in this game, man? It’s got to be a roller coaster of emotions here for Steuart Skinner. He’s great. He’s terrible. He’s awesome. He’s [ __ ] Oh, man. Well, good job there, Edmonson. Way to go. Money dude 32 BJ’s vet. Your BJ’s here. Got no teeth. Nice and smooth. What? Bradley code. You got some new booger sugar. What? All right. All right. All right. Well, this was a little bit of a funky ass stream here tonight, ladies and gentlemen. It was all over the place, man. But that’s what happens with 2BC. Sometimes the fans just do their own [ __ ] What are you guys doing? Would you let me [ __ ] finish the stream? Carts 245. There it is on Twitch. These guys are freaking competing with one another right now. Fat ass Castle is up to like 327 pounds now. Appreciate it, boys. Thank you very much. Jesus Christ. All right. So, I got to I got to do Pakku. I got to do Pakku and I got to do Hurdle app. DSky needs it. All right. All right. Here we go. Here we go. I appreciate it. All right. I appreciate but I got to go into YouTube mode now. Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh my god. Would you let me code 50 gifted memberships $50? What are you doing? Well, our memberships is going back up as well. Green names everywhere. I’m not going to be able to do this poku. I’m not going to be able to do this pucku. I I Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It’ll stop now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I can’t say it enough. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Here we go. All right, ladies and gentlemen, another episode of Poku. I’m losing my voice a little bit, but the Edmonton Oilers just tied it up in the conference finals, one to one. Let’s see if I can go nine for nine here today. What is this? Philadelphia, Chicago, Detroit. Canucks defenseman. What’s this player? Must have played one regular season or postseason NHL game to count. All right, appreciate it, Cody. All right, I’m done. Good night, gang. Thanks, buddy. Thank you very much. So, I got to get somebody who was a Canucks defenseman who also played on Philadelphia. Oh my god, how am I going to do that? That’s impossible. All right. All right. Canucks defenseman. So, a Canucks defenseman who also played on the Philadelphia Flyers at one point. I I don’t know. Kimot Demonin, uh, Yanni Ninma. I don’t think they ever played for Vancouver. Uh, Sidenberg. I don’t know. That’s impossible. All right, though. That one’s going to be tough. Let’s just move on. Chicago and a Canucks defenseman. Chicago. Oh, for God’s sakes, man. Uh, I got brain fog tonight as well. You’re asking me for freaking Vancouver, Kuck Defenseman. I don’t like Ed Jovanoski, Edler, Airhoff, freaking BXA. like were any of them, but they I can’t remember them playing in another team. What about the guys that are there right now? I can’t even think of the Vancouver Conucks roster. I ain’t getting that. I ain’t getting that. I ain’t getting that, man. I I Oh, geez. Detroit and Canucks defenseman. Detroit. I don’t know any of the Canucks defenseman. I don’t know. No, I’m not getting this. I am not getting this, man. It’s It’s Edler, Jovanoski, Airhoff, Bexa. I can’t think of any other freaking team, man. No, that is I’m going to This is going to be a horrible pucku for me. Rangers defenseman who also played with Philadelphia. A Rangers defenseman. Who the [ __ ] Brian Leachch. No. Klein. No. Who else did you have there in New York, man? Oh my god. I don’t I I don’t know. I don’t know. Rangers defenseman with Philadelphia. And I’m also trying to think of like Philadelphia defenseman as well. This is impossible. I’m gonna This is going to be my worst puck douku. Dom, you can label this one worst puck douku. 0 for nine. Man, I don’t know. Rangers defenseman for Philadelphia. I don’t know. I don’t know at all. Rangers defenseman for the Chicago Blackhawks. I mean, did Brian Leech play? No. No. Brian Leech wouldn’t have gone there. I don’t know. This is impossible. Duncan Keith, Brent Seabbrook, uh uh uh Campbell, uh I don’t know. Seth Jones, uh uh I don’t know. I don’t know. I I honest to God, this is the hardest one I’ve ever come across right now. This just just getting the defenseman side of this with the Canucks and the Rangers. I have no clue. Chicago Rangers defenseman with a Detroit defenseman. Ryan Mcdana. Mcdana, Philly. No, no. Detroit defenseman. Problem is, who the heck did the Detroit Red Wings trade? Like, Litstrom didn’t go anywhere. Uh, Rafalski. You know what? You know what? There you go. I might have I might have a a shot here. Brian Rafalsski. Maybe he played with the freaking Rangers. Detroit. I don’t know. I’m going to try it. Brian Rafalski in My gosh. My I’m six in and I’ve gotten zero correct. Money, dude. Appreciate it, man. And I’m going to need it after this failure. Kings defenseman Philadelphia. Kings defenseman Philadelphia. So again, my mind. Teeman, Yanni Ninma. Uh Dowy didn’t move. Uh okay, hang on. What were some defensemen on like Oh, you know what? Stole. Hang on, hang on, hang on. There’s like a Hang on, hang on. Stole. Hang on, hang on. Jared stole. Is that the one I’m thinking of? I’m thinking of a defenseman on on LA. I’m thinking of a defenseman. He was there when he was winning. Stole. I don’t know if that’s the one. I don’t know if that’s the one. Stole might be a freaking forward. There might be like uh Stole might be a forward. There’s like another No, it’s not Stole. It’s not Stole. There’s like another defender on LA that 2012 2014 LA team. stole stew [Music] sta as something. Come on, man. I I’m not getting it. I’m not getting it. I am not getting it, man. I cannot I’m not getting it. This is terrible. I’m going to go 0 for nine. Kings defenseman for LA for uh the Chicago Blackhawks. Kings defenseman. Uh Duncan Keith Sebrook. No. No. Uh, Kings defense. Brian Campbell. Brian Campbell. Maybe. No. No. LA. Holy [ __ ] I I I This is the worst. This is the worst. I’m going to fail miserably. And Kings defenseman and Detroit. I’m going to go 0 for9. I am going to go 0 for9. Kings defenseman with Detroit. Uh Blake. Jason Blake. Hang on. Jason. No, not Jason Blake. What? The other guy. Rob Blake. Rob Blake ever played for Philly? Rob Blake ever played for Chicago? Rob Blake ever played for Detroit? Uh, no. No. And ladies and gentlemen, I’m just going to I’m going to wave the white flag. I can’t believe I’m doing this for the first time ever. I’m going 0 for nine in Pucku. I I don’t know what it is. Perhaps I could find these names. I’m going to I’m locking it in right now. End game. 0 for nine. O for [ __ ] nine. Oh my god, am I ever embarrassed. All right. All right. Let’s read some of this. All right. So, Kucks defenseman with Philly. Luke Shen. All right. I don’t think I would have got that one. Michael Delaster, Lucas Speiza, get the [ __ ] out of that’s impossible. That is impossible. All right, Luke Shen and I wouldn’t have got that one. Impossible. Canucks defenseman Chicago. Brett Soapal. Oh, what in the f? No, no, no, no. Impossible. Canucks defenseman Ronic. Ah, that one is a little bit. If I would have searched my head, maybe Troy Ster, Matthew Schneider. No, no, no. Impossible. Impossible. They made it hard today. I don’t care what anyone says. Ranger defenseman and Philadelphia. Tony D’Angelo wouldn’t have got that. Disaster again. Keith Yandel. Mark Stall wouldn’t have gotten any of these. Nope. I’m glad. I was wondering. You know what? I feel good about myself now. I’m not even that upset. Nobody is doing good in this one. I don’t care who you are, man. Chicago and Rangers defenseman. Michael [ __ ] Rosieval, Eric Gufferson, Calvin Dhan, Jared Torti. No, I wouldn’t have gotten any of those. Whatever. Rangers in Detroit, Mark Stall, Brad Park, Brendan Smith, [ __ ] you. Kings defenseman in Philadelphia. Paul Coffee. Didn’t know about that. Sean Walker maybe. I actually mentioned that the other day, right? All the teams that Shawn Walker’s played on. Carolina, Colorado, uh Philadelphia, freaking LA. I might have been Luke Shen. What? You know what? I completely forgot Luke Shen was on Philadelphia. Yeah, I could have got it for the Canucks and I could have got it for the LA Kings. I completely forgot. I’ll piss off. Alexe Shitnik. Oh my god, it’s Shitnik. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t disrespect the guy’s name like that. Kings defenseman and the Chicago Blackhawks. Let’s see. Alec Mart. Ah, Alec Martinez. Yeah, when I was thinking it was defenseman. I I’d love to Rob Scuder. That was the name. It wasn’t It was Scooter. It wasn’t Struck. No, I knew it. I [ __ ] I was I was I was sounding it out. It was the S’s. It was Scooter. I knew it. I effing knew it, man. That was the one I was thinking of. That was the one. And Detroit and LA, Larry Murphy, Oolie Mata, Paul Coffee. All right. Uh, whoever’s in control of Pakoku, uh, kiss my ass. First time ever, I’ve gone 0 for nine, but they did this on purpose, so I’m not counting it. What can you do in Pakoku? Terrible. [ __ ] terrible. Oh my god, it was so terrible. All right. All right. All right. All right. And last but not least, ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Hurt. Let’s go. All right, so I failed miserably in pucku, but now we got the hurdle app. The NHL player guessing game. Let’s take a look at the silhouette. Oh my god, my mind just went like Duchain, but that hair at the top. My mind went Duchain though, so trust your gut. Trust your gut. All right, Matt Duchain. Boom. Oh wow, I’m way off. I didn’t get anything right. So we’re going to go to the east. All right, so again, East. East. William Knander. Knander with that hair. Maybe. Honest to God. Maybe like a Willy Knee. Let me try that. All right. William Knander. Uh uh. William Knander. Bang. All right. So, we’re in the East. It’s in the Atlantic. Uh rightwing. 29 years of age. A higher number than 88. That’s telling. And not Canadian. So, in the East, right-wing, who’s got a higher in the East? In the Atlantic. In the Atlantic. Hang on. Age 29 rightwing. not on Toronto with a higher number. Who is that? All right. So, like a higher number on Ottawa. What’s Tim Stutzel’s number? He’s 18. So, that’s not high. Kachchuck. That wouldn’t be Stutzel anyway. Rightwing. Oh, Claudgeru. Claudgeru. What’s the age? The numbers got to be. Okay. So, you know what? I got to start thinking about players with like who’s got like 90 91 92 on on the Ottawa Senators. I can’t think anyone there. The Boston Bruins, high 90s. Uh, no one there on Boston. Detroit, high 90s. What’s Lucas Raymond? Is he 23? I think Lucas Raymond is 23. Oh god. Rightwing. It could be like a depth player, right? Montreal. All right. Montreal. Demol is 93. Uh, line a is 92. Is that line a? Hang on. Demid line a maybe. Uh, what other teams are there? Ottawa, Montreal, Detroit, Buffalo. Wait a minute. Buffalo. Buffalo. Yeah, that might be what is the number? I’m trying to think of like players on Page Thompson and Alex Tuck. I don’t know. We got to find the team. We got to find the team. All right. So, let’s try Patrick Line A here. Just the silhouette. It’s not Montreal East. Uh age, right? Line A is 29. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, line is 20. Line A is still only 27. Good god, man. So, the number is between 88 and 92. It’s not on Montreal. Uh uh uh it’s the east, the right wing. Okay. So, it’s not Montreal. So, I got Toronto. Let’s go. Let’s go Buffalo. Oh my god. Who is that guy on Buffalo? Purka. What’s his number? The thing is I don’t like it. Let me try Purka. No, but Purka doesn’t have freaking long hair. It’s Who’s got long hair? Who’s got long hair in the uh in the Atlantic division? Florida. What about Florida? Like a Carter Ver? No, they got no It’s the numbers. It’s the number game, man. I don’t know. So, it’s got to be like 89, 90, or 91. 89, 90, or 91. Who’s got 89? That’d be Robertson. Is Alex Tuck 89 or is he 68? It Alex Tuck. Maybe it’s Al Buffalo. Alex Tuck. But how old is Alex Tuck? Alex Tuck has got to be in his 30s, though. No, not Canadian. Not fit. Maybe Alex. You know what? Let me just try it out. Alex Tuck, ladies and gentlemen. and Alex Tuck. Boom. There it Oh my god. All right. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. Number 89, Alex Tuck from the Buffalo Sabres. Bang, baby. See, he’s only 29 years of age. Jesus, this is a tough game because I got the ages wrong. 89. The numbers saved me. And also getting the Atlantic. But bang. Only four guesses there. And we got the hurdle lab. Can you dab in the hurdle lab? Let’s go. Oh my god. Woo. All right. So, I failed in the uh thing. Pasta is 88, Johnny. Well, who else could it have been? Hang on. Like, I’m trying I was just trying to find the uh the the higher numbers like L Demmed Robertson’s 88 or 89. Ottawa. Does Ottawa have any older? Like, I’m trying to think of ego numbers on Ottawa. I can’t see any. I can’t see any, man. And then the other teams, Boston, no, they don’t have ego numbers. Pastnack is 88. Detroit, Detroit was the one. Detroit to that like like like Terasenko or, you know, right-wing Kane, but they would have been older than 29 years of age. Yeah, man. That’s tough. Whatever. We got it, ladies and gentlemen. We got it. So, I want to thank everybody for getting this. Oh my god. for showing up here tonight. I can’t even think straight, man. My brain fog is real. So, I want to thank everybody. We will be back tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. and we’ll play some more puck. No more puck tonight. I’m going to play by myself and try to get better. All right, go to bed, John. Watch qualifying in the morning, I guess. So, so again, everybody, thank you very much. Take it easy and I will see you all next time.
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