Gronk on Jokic “I love him… He’s kind of an uglier version of me, but I would date him if I was a hot chick.”

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1. Outjerked by Gronk.

2. this would feel ridiculous coming out of almost anyone’s mouth but for gronk it kinda works

   e: lmao he just straight up lets the intrusive thoughts win with that hot chick part

3. This is one of the Gronker statements ever

4. LOLLLLLLL

5. Dudes definitely retired.

6. Gronk to the nuggets confirmed.

7. Sometimes the CTE hits just right and other times it doesn’t – I’m not sure which one of those times this is….

8. gronk and jokic should start a podcast together where gronk is a hot chick and tries to date jokic but jokic only cares about horses

9. Gronk would do well as David Wooderson in a Dazed and Confused remake

10. Bro if I was a hot chick, I would totally grease Joker’s pole. I would give him wicked good head. I mean if I was a hot chick who looked like me, and was me, I would give that man the night of his life bro

11. Stop selling yourself short Gronk, you’re hot enough to date him as is.

12. Most well thought Gronk sentence

13. It would be fun to see a battle royale between the Jokic boys and the Gronk boys

14. The Legend of Gronk continues…

15. ok then

16. Probably the highest form of praise Gronk can give

17. Excuse me????

18. Gronk wouldve low-key been a menace on the court.

19. Finally!!! A coherent and reasonable take on Jokic!

20. This is prime r/nbacirclejerk material right here

21. So Gronk is just every person on r/nbatalk

22. Between his boring job and horse hobby, Jokic don’t have time for hot chicks

23. Cause hot chicks love money duh. 

24. Mfer still concussed lol.

25. Jokic is not uglier than you bruh
    But you’re funny lol

26. My new erotic fan fic is about to drop.

27. Jokic should be like, “Gronk is kind of a stupider version of me”

28. How has the offseason shitposting already started

29. What a collection of words

30. My gf and I both think Jokic is handsome. That said, I’m also a (much less) big Slavic guy, so the sample isn’t representative.

31. Breaking: Gronk has thought about having sex with Jokic

32. I love that the Gronk being dumb thing isn’t a bit. Dude is really fucking stupid

33. I feel like I’m watching Sam Rockwell’s scene in White lotus

34. See this is the fun type of CTE

35. Jokic needs to respond to this

36. Gronk has the best kind of early brain problems

37. 😂 honestly this guy is so funny

38. Joker is definitely better looking